So as you now all a know, I have been a chikan victim not one a time, no even two a times. Not even four a times! No, I be the chikan victim a least a four times now! First be old woman on traint. Then little chikan boy on stree. Then be bad chikan making library lady. Then be yet other lady who be professional chikan at relaxation salon for the woman.
I no understand why me all the time be have the problem with the chikan. Until a now I always a think I be most a safe at the home. But I most wrong!
The other day, I tell my husband Yoshi what be happened to me and all the chikans that come to make the evil chikan on me. He be most upset and angry too and so support me. At least at a first...
He listen to me tell me problems and was a very nice. We talk and talk and talk and he be good listener. I so like a that and be big reason I wished to a marry him.
We go to bed late and fall asleep but I had very hard time making the sleep. I no relax because I think of all the chikan out there and what the chikan have do to me and what other chikan do and what they might make do to me next time. I get a so angry again just to think about it and stay up late in the bed no able to male the sleep.
It be then I feel him move. It was him. Yoshi. Behind me. At first I thought maybe it be mistake and he be asleep. But then I knew it no mistake. I first feel his hand on my shoulder. It stay there and no move.
Then I feel a leg come close to me. Then closer. It be his leg too. Yoshi's leg. He leg then go over my leg and his hand still stay on my shoulder.
But then hand move. Slowly it be a move down on me. Down further to my back. I know believe. I could no believe. How this be happened to me. No can be I think. Not him. No my Yoshi. I feel so much of the fear and feel a betrayed. But I could no lie or pretend it no be what it a be. Yes, my Yoshi too be a chikan...
I tried to stay quiet and hope it go over fast. But then hand move down more and move and I feel it on my behind. I could no take it no more. I jumped up out of the bed and yell: "Stop making the chikan on me, you chikan make b***** chikan husband!"
I so angry and so so mad this time. Never I feel so much a betrayed and hurt. I make the loud yiop just like Tito Molesto show on self defense Okra and Dr. Filimoto show and jump in the air and land with the elbow on chikan husband sushi rolls.
Oh, he pretend to be asleep at first. But he no be asleep after that! He wake up very much!
He first make the pretend of be confused and make moan sound like big hurted. But I knew this is chikan way.
I still no believe.
He asked me why I do this and I look at him and ask him same. Why? Why you my Yoshi? Why you be chikan?
And no even in me home be I safe. Now I have to be awares of the chikan husband that lives among me.
My Yoshi is chikan husband and I be so very angry and sad now.
Chikan husband 
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