by Guest » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:11 am
I've never seen somebody pretentiously overreach the way Angie has always done, going back to forever.
It's just that when she was young and hot, she was overreaching about stuff people wanted the young and hot to overreach about - sex and drugs. She wanted to shock, she wanted to act like she was edgy - so even though she was hot air it was like - can't believe this sexy girl is saying this stuff! So the media encouraged it, fans encouraged it, egged her on.
Now she's a pretentious, uppity t***. Every line out of her mouth, she is implicitly putting somebody else down. She wears her paranoia and her insecurity on her sleeve, she tries to close every loop that's out there, answer every criticism, she's as subtle as a mudslide. When the Brange sex affair was in full flower, she played it down, played it off, minimized it, pretended to be uncomfortable talking mushy stuff.
Now that she's a used up, drained out, dried up, dessicated skank who needs infusions, injections, implants, lasers to look good even for a one hour photo call (before it all dries up and wears out) - suddenly she's Miss Girly Girly Soft, suddenly she's "I'm loved for ever part of me" - all of a sudden she's Miss TMI in the realm of the Mushy stuff, ain't you Angie? When the man you're lying about can't stand your pancake ass and mocks you.
SOMEBODY gave her the idea, for about a ten year stretch, that she was an effective liar. I guess nobody has given her the news yet. Oh well, she's only 35, she's dried up a good ten years sooner than most - even MEG RYAN had a longer run - Meg Ryan was still a valid movie star at 35. Nobody talks about Meg Ryan anymore except on blogs like this. If Jolie is lucky, she'll be the same way as she continues to wither. Otherwise we've all got an extra bonus ten years to get started on the ridicule she has earned. Thank karma, thank Faust - Angie has always been a really basic, uncomplicated person - she's ME and she's a F****** selfish lying bitch and so the elementary rules of karma can easily come into play with her, there's no comlexity for karma to navigate. Was hot, now geriatric, was sexy, no unwanted, was a star, now unemployable. Was young ,now prematurely old. It's lovely.