Yes, I am a jerk. But I do not hate women. I just think that contemporary women bite off more than they can chew. Therefore, I think one wife is not enough for contemporary man.
I wouldn't want my wife to see this, but anyway...
Here is why I think why I could use one more wife:
1. One lover is enough. One wife is NOT lover enough.
When we dated, having sex was mutual desire. Now that we're married, I feel I have to deserve sex from her. OK, but if I had two wives: THEY would need to deserve sex - not me!
2. What's for lunch... HONEYS?
By the time I dated my girlfriend, she'd always prepare some fresh cooked food for lunch. Now I eat whatever tired mind is able to defrost. How about one more cook, honey?
3. But, I'm successful!
Sure you are! Could it be because I take the kid to school and pick him up while you stay overtime? Or because I never complain when my T shirt looks like it's being abused by horny ox? Or because my friends gave up asking me out?
Does it ever occure to you: If I had one more wife - I'd be successful too!
4. Company sends me to Paris for a training... it's ony a month.
"If you can't live without each other, get married. Then you'll be able to."
No problem hon, my other wife will take care of home. It's only a month after all...
5. I have no one to go shopping with. Care to join me?
No I don't. As a matter of fact, I can think of dozen more interesting things I'd rather do than contemplating which purse fits your shoes better. But you are free to ivite my other wife. Need some cash you two?
6. Blah, blah, blah... blah, blah, blah...
Listen: I am creative mind. I was born to invent something, to leave the trace in this world. I am thinking of new blog post, of new song to write, of my new movie script, of marketing ideas for my own company, of the hungry kids and how to help ... and I don't really care if you don't like someone's dress.
But I am sure my other wife would be interested.
7. You smell like beer again!
Yes, beer and the blues. It's because I miss my other wife honey.
Not sure if that means im a good or bad wife??... 
