Sex Positions - Spooning

by **Dan** on Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:43 am

You can the read the full article at: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/relationships/Sex+Positions-32.html

I'd love to meet the Woman who would like to be woken up like that... If I tried I'd get a slap...

by **Cambridge** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:49 am

Dan wrote:You can the read the full article at: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/relationships/Sex+Positions-32.html

I'd love to meet the Woman who would like to be woken up like that... If I tried I'd get a slap...

Well, I don't know about the penetration and all that. But I can tell you that spooning is the greatest way to sleep. You wrap your arms around her and feel protective and bonding, while feeling all of that warmth and softness of her body. That alone is Heaven...any sex is extraneous.

by **tobinfest** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:58 am

Cambridge wrote:
Dan wrote:You can the read the full article at: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/relationships/Sex+Positions-32.html

I'd love to meet the Woman who would like to be woken up like that... If I tried I'd get a slap...

Well, I don't know about the penetration and all that. But I can tell you that spooning is the greatest way to sleep. You wrap your arms around her and feel protective and bonding, while feeling all of that warmth and softness of her body. That alone is Heaven...any sex is extraneous.

Awesime, Cambridge. I couldn't say it any better and concur 100%. Nice!

by **pheromoaner** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:00 am

It also been known as the sneaky, the he can wake his you up in the morning by slipping into you, a nice way to awake!

Let me get this right:
The He, (being me),
can wake
His You, (being the you that belongs to him, as opposed to the bit that you keep for yourself)

Although he might not realize that you need to moisten up his penis before sliding it into a dozing vagina.

surely if you need to be awake enough to do the 'moistening up' of his penis the 'dozing vagina' is most likely have become a 'sitting down for breakfast vagina', i suppose he could do it himself though, but it does state in the instructions that you need to do it (presumably the you that is not his).

The added bonus morning "dog-breath" need not be of putting!

Is this an obscure golfing term? something like a birdie? perhaps a 'dog-breath' is a bonus that you get for using a putter (or perhaps a spoon) to putt into the hole first thing in the morning?
I had always thought dog-breath to be a bit off-putting, but it seems that on these occasions it is an added bonus.

Did someone get paid to write this article?

by **Cambridge** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:07 am

I think they meant dog-leg. A good drive will take care of that.

by **Carol** on Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:18 pm

You can the read the full article at: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/relationships/Sex+Positions-32.html

Hey,,,Dan
I have been awoken in that position, many times,and love it.
It is one of my fav. positions especially in the morning,,,with messy hair,,,jungle breath etc.
Different strokes for different folks,,,,i guess.

by **Bouncy** on Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:27 pm

Spooning is for amateurs. I like Forking. :sunglasses:

by **MaxtheGaul** on Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:38 pm

Forking is great, but you have to be fit to get it right. Spooning is for lovers and old fuddie duddies.

by **Cambridge** on Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:52 am

MaxtheGaul wrote:Forking is great, but you have to be fit to get it right. Spooning is for lovers and old fuddie duddies.

Gd point, Max. Forking is for the anxious. Spooning is for the confident. :lol:

by **SybariteGator** on Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:19 pm

Bouncy wrote:Spooning is for amateurs. I like Forking.

I prefer butter knifing.

by **duno** on Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:00 am

Sorry but what is folking and knifing!!

by **MaxtheGaul** on Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:12 am

I'm not sure, but butter knifing is similar to knifing with additional Lubricant.

by **foxylady** on Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:05 am

You can the read the full article at: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/relationships/Sex+Positions-32.html

I love to fall asleep after spooning and to stay in that position can bring 2 people closer....and then to be woken up like that...it's hot and sexy and a great way to start the day.......

by **Mrs.K** on Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:23 pm

I love this. I am 8 month pregnant so my ability to do certain positions is limited. But we would do this before bed, fall asleep in the same position and my husband always wakes up before me and on those mornings that its not just the everyday morning wood he gets some lube and goes at it. I always wake up in a very good mood after that.

by **Sharin...** on Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:41 pm

to me spooning is a great position to wake up with, one of the best ones