"Angelina invites her brother to see her birth&q

[No Bounds]

Mike Walker of the Enquirer Reports:

"Brad bars brotherly love at babies' birth"

Oh brother sorry to deja vu you back to that oh so-infamous Oscar night 2000 when ooh la-la Angelina Jolie electrified Planet Earth by french kissing her brother James Haven but here we go again, folks. My spy reports that Brad Pitt recoiled in horror when the 2 in the oven Angie suddenly informed him that she'd invited her beloved brother to bear witness with them in the birthing room when the Jolie-Pitt angels touch down on earth. Shocked to the core in horror by Angelina's edict, Brad refused................................................................Brad fuming "it's just plain weird" "he can be there but not in the room"


how will this comedy end?

[Vajranagini]

I wonder what HOLLY will think about that, eh?

[Guest]

I wonder what HOLLY will think about that, eh?

Depends on the price.........anything goes with these hillbillies.

[Guest]

http://www.starmagazine.com/news/14337

She wants to deliver "naturally"

[Guest]

There is no way in hell she will give vaginal birth to the twins. That is bs. he will have a c-section for safety. It has been planned.. just like Shiloh. And if that is the case I doubt Brad would care if Haven was present for them to cut her open and remove the babies.. unless she wanted hom to cut the cord which was Brad's duty last time.

[Vajranagini]

True enough; you can be SURE that whatever Jolie's paying her, she'll be knee-deep in cornpone and grits for the rest of her DAYS!

>sound of banjo playing< And I REALLY DON'T understand BRAD being UPSET with big brudder in the birthing room...you CAN'T tell me he HASN'T see the pics of Jolie's locking lips with her brother while arched up against him like a cat in heat? Or the pic of her posing with him with her TITS falling out all over the place? Maybe we should send him that compilation of ALL the brother/lover photos, all together...he hasn't even BEGUN to see "weird"! Seeing them all together in one place has MUCH MORE of a psychological impact; you can FEEL your gorge begin to rise!

But, really, WTH is his problem? It's not like he hasn't already overlooked a MULTITUDE of OTHER stuff, like baby-trafficking and SATANISM, for instance; sooo, what's his problem with INCEST?

[Guest]

There is no way in hell she will give vaginal birth to the twins. That is bs. he will have a c-section for safety. It has been planned.. just like Shiloh. And if that is the case I doubt Brad would care if Haven was present for them to cut her open and remove the babies.. unless she wanted hom to cut the cord which was Brad's duty last time.

If she is in good health (physical and mental) and did not gain too much weight...............it can be done by a real skilled OB doc. But she is NOT in good health.

[Guest]

True enough; you can be SURE that whatever Jolie's paying her, she'll be knee-deep in cornpone and grits for the rest of her DAYS!

>sound of banjo playing< And I REALLY DON'T understand BRAD being UPSET with big brudder in the birthing room...you CAN'T tell me he HASN'T see the pics of Jolie's locking lips with her brother while arched up against him like a cat in heat? Or the pic of her posing with him with her TITS falling out all over the place? Maybe we should send him that compilation of ALL the brother/lover photos, all together...he hasn't even BEGUN to see "weird"! Seeing them all together in one place has MUCH MORE of a psychological impact; you can FEEL your gorge begin to rise!

But, really, WTH is his problem? It's not like he hasn't already overlooked a MULTITUDE of OTHER stuff, like baby-trafficking and SATANISM, for instance; sooo, what's his problem with INCEST?

I'm sure Braddie couldn't give a damn fukk, but you know its all about "image" Vaj, "image"

[Guest]

And all the children are supposed to be there too.

[Guest]

And all the children are supposed to be there too.

I hope Mad & Pax don't start playing doctor and birthing with their sisters.

[Guest]

I'm sure Haven has seen more of Angelina than Brad has.

[Guest]

And all the children are supposed to be there too.

I hope Mad & Pax don't start playing doctor and birthing with their sisters.

You know Jolie would probably get off on that.

[Guest]

And all the children are supposed to be there too.

I hope Mad & Pax don't start playing doctor and birthing with their sisters.

You know Jolie would probably get off on that.

eeeeeewwwwwwwww pervert alert

code: (OMG) laboring fake

[G.W.]

True enough; you can be SURE that whatever Jolie's paying her, she'll be knee-deep in cornpone and grits for the rest of her DAYS!

>sound of banjo playing< And I REALLY DON'T understand BRAD being UPSET with big brudder in the birthing room...you CAN'T tell me he HASN'T see the pics of Jolie's locking lips with her brother while arched up against him like a cat in heat? Or the pic of her posing with him with her TITS falling out all over the place? Maybe we should send him that compilation of ALL the brother/lover photos, all together...he hasn't even BEGUN to see "weird"! Seeing them all together in one place has MUCH MORE of a psychological impact; you can FEEL your gorge begin to rise!

But, really, WTH is his problem? It's not like he hasn't already overlooked a MULTITUDE of OTHER stuff, like baby-trafficking and SATANISM, for instance; sooo, what's his problem with INCEST?

OMG!! This thread has taken a turn for the...well, disgusting AND hilarious!!

[Guest]

I'm sure Haven has seen more of Angelina than Brad has.

Word.