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Remember when the ho thought she was dying on the plane?

Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:20 am

When she was flying from Texas and had leg pains? And her "medical team" wanted her to get help but she decided to keep flying? Turns out it was only SCIATICA!!!!!!! What a sissy she is!!! :laff:

Now I don't mean to downplay sciatica, but being pregnant with supposed twins she had to know it could happen, and it's hardly life-threatening. What a big baby this alleged "badass" is. :lol: Coward all the way!

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:46 am

Sometime sciatica you acquire during pregnancy will stick around after. Different body types seem to be more prone to sciatica and hers fits the description. If can be really painful. If it stays with her I'm sure she'll be hitting the pain pills and or heroin big time. She's a wuss.

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Postby Vajranagini on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:52 am

Yet she managed to sit FIVE HOURS in a restaurant with someone who WASN'T Brad! Funny, that! It's probably "Munchausen's sciatica". Maybe she needs a LIGHTER prosthetic!
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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:11 am

Vajranagini wrote:Yet she managed to sit FIVE HOURS in a restaurant with someone who WASN'T Brad! Funny, that! It's probably "Munchausen's sciatica". Maybe she needs a LIGHTER prosthetic!


Holy cow. I had a bout with sciatica just a few years ago that just about did me in. I couldn't lie down, get up, stand, walk or even bend my head down to look at my feet without reeling in pain...let alone sit for five hours straight anywhere. There's no way that hag had or has sciatica. I couldn't dream of getting on a plane. And lets not forget her lifting and carrying those toddler sized children all the time. Yes, "Munchausen's sciatica", indeed.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:16 am

Is there a connection between sciatica and pregnancy? Isn't it common with being obese too?

Was just wondering because I heards some people get no back pain, just pain in thier hips and even thier feet.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:22 am

It's pressure on the sciatic nerve that runs down the back of the leg. It can have a number of causes, one of which is pregnancy, when the growing fetus presses on it. Acupuncture works very well on it, BTW.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:59 am

. wrote:Is there a connection between sciatica and pregnancy? Isn't it common with being obese too?

Was just wondering because I heards some people get no back pain, just pain in thier hips and even thier feet.

People who gain most of their weight in their middle are prone to it. It puts pressure on that nerve. That's why it can be aggravated during pregnancy or by obese people who tend to gain mostly just in their middle.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:20 am

. wrote:Is there a connection between sciatica and pregnancy? Isn't it common with being obese too?

Was just wondering because I heards some people get no back pain, just pain in thier hips and even thier feet.


The sciatic nerve is formed by the nerve roots coming out of the spinal cord into the lower back. The issue with sciatica is that it is a spinal issue that can be caused by herniated/slipped disc (most common), spinal stenosis, spinal degeneration, bone spurs, pinched nerve, tumors, obesity or pregnancy.

There are different stages of sciatica and just about everyone at some point in their lives have to deal with the issue for one reason or another. No one is immune.

But, how anyone could think this is life threatening is a joke.

I've been living with sciatica since my 20s. Back injury. No initial pain and when the sciatica did start it was mild. Then moderate. Then one day, while I was standing doing absolutely nothing, there was an abrupt pain that shot from my lower back, through my a s s, down my right leg, grabbed my middle tow and tried to pull it up to my molars. Excruciatingly painful. In fact, it was so painful, I had to laugh. It lasted about a minute but at the end I was like "What the hell was that?" Someone had to actually tell me that it was the "real" sciatica. Not the introduction course.

At NO point did I think I was dying. Sciatica is a pain in the a s s, no pun intended, and I still have my bouts and probably always will. But what's not funny about moving your foot being a pain in your a s s?

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:26 am

There were insurance issues.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:30 am

. wrote:There were insurance issues.


If she were F L Y I N G the plane.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:42 pm

Vajranagini wrote:Yet she managed to sit FIVE HOURS in a restaurant with someone who WASN'T Brad! Funny, that! It's probably "Munchausen's sciatica". Maybe she needs a LIGHTER prosthetic!



:laff:

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:44 pm

Vajranagini wrote:Yet she managed to sit FIVE HOURS in a restaurant with someone who WASN'T Brad! Funny, that! It's probably "Munchausen's sciatica". Maybe she needs a LIGHTER prosthetic!


What was that all about anyway? Did we ever figure it out?

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:47 pm

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Vajranagini wrote:Yet she managed to sit FIVE HOURS in a restaurant with someone who WASN'T Brad! Funny, that! It's probably "Munchausen's sciatica". Maybe she needs a LIGHTER prosthetic!


What was that all about anyway? Did we ever figure it out?


Brad had left her and she wanted some attention. She sat at that window acted over-animated for about 5 hours after she alerted the paps.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:48 pm

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Vajranagini wrote:Yet she managed to sit FIVE HOURS in a restaurant with someone who WASN'T Brad! Funny, that! It's probably "Munchausen's sciatica". Maybe she needs a LIGHTER prosthetic!


What was that all about anyway? Did we ever figure it out?


Brad had left her and she wanted some attention. She sat at that window acted over-animated for about 5 hours after she alerted the paps.


That was the yellow dress right? Yeah, real low-key :lol:

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:51 pm

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Vajranagini wrote:Yet she managed to sit FIVE HOURS in a restaurant with someone who WASN'T Brad! Funny, that! It's probably "Munchausen's sciatica". Maybe she needs a LIGHTER prosthetic!


What was that all about anyway? Did we ever figure it out?


Brad had left her and she wanted some attention. She sat at that window acted over-animated for about 5 hours after she alerted the paps.


That was the yellow dress right? Yeah, real low-key :lol:


Yeah, her Big Bird moment.

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