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Banned Out of Delivery Room

Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:44 pm

Banned: Angelina Jolie Brother Out of Delivery Room Per Brad Pitt?
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By Leslie Warren
Jul 5, 2008


Will Angelina Jolie ever pop out those twins? Many had July 4th in the pool as Angelina and baby daddy Brad Pitt seem to crave attention and that would have been quite the Independence Day splash and a Brangelina bump in the ratings. But alas she is still pregnant or at least that is the story that is being delivered right now.

Banned: Angelina Jolie Brother Out of Delivery Room Per Brad Pitt? (Image: Wenn)

But when Angelina Jolie does give birth she might not have her brother in the delivery room if Brad Pitt gets his way, a report from Mike walker of the Enquirer claims. In an item published in this week's publication the veteran gossip cites a source that says Brad will say no way to James Haven cutting the placenta.


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Walker writes, "My spy reports that Brad Pitt recoiled in horror when two in the oven Angie suddenly informed him that...she'd invited her beloved bro' to bear witness with them in the birthing room when the Jolie-Pitt angels touch down on Earth! Shocked to the core by Angelina's edict, Brad refused - instantly and angrily - triggering a battle royal between the couple, with Angelina insisting that "Uncle Jimmy" should be right there at Ground Zero to experience the emotion of seeing his nieces born, and Brad fuming: It's just plain weird and it ain't gonna happen!"

According to the source cited in the article Pitt said, "He can be there, but not in the room!" Walker reports that Angie finally backed off - and broke the news to sibling James that she's withdrawing the invitation to join her and Brad in the birthing room. Who is siding with Brad Pitt on this one?

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272621386.shtml

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:47 pm

Brad is right, not everyone and their mother need be in there.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:48 pm

. wrote:Brad is right, not everyone and their mother need be in there.


Meanwhile, didnt' the ho say she didn't want Jane Pitt there?

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Postby lynnie on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:52 pm

Jolie has No boundaries... BP is right ...
an old Romanian gypsy woman knows that the truth always outs....
old chickens make great soup...

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:00 pm

What are you talking about? Brad has no rights- he knew that going in...

Besides, doesn't that break the covenant rules? The ones that say B is the subservient one and has to let her you know what in his mouth every day to prove she's the dominant one?

(Sorry, just couldn't bring myself to say it) :shock:

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Postby Vajranagini on Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:03 pm

:lolup:I guess he's gonna get SOMETHING ELSE in his mouth this time, since he DARED to SPEAK UP!!!! :toilet:
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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:07 pm

"Cut the placenta" WTF? Its umbilical cord dillweed :roll:

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:08 pm

. wrote:"Cut the placenta" WTF? Its umbilical cord dillweed :roll:


:lol: I caught that, too.

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Postby Whorelina Hater - 1 on Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:16 pm

I can't believe Pitt finally put his foot down about anything. BUT, I think Pitt is less in love with her than ever before.

The fact that she's freaking out about him "bolting" is another indication. I also find it really odd to use that terminology, it doesn't just mply leaving, it implies that the person saying "bolting" feels extremely insecure. Like he left her running away from her.

The fact that he seems to be spending less and less time with her is also indicative.

This isn't going to last, but I wonder how much longer it will? It seems like it was a weird infatuation he had with her. She was gunning for him, gunning to get a married man, gunning to get that status that Jen had. It was all planned by her. And her teenage immature tactics of having children to "keep her man", just like Britney Spears did. But it didn't work for BS, and it won't work for AJ.

Once her and Pitt split, her daily faxes and emails, and haranguing phone calls to the media won't matter. They only matter because she was hooked up with Pitt. Once that's over, she will be over.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:18 pm

Whorelina Hater - 1 wrote:I can't believe Pitt finally put his foot down about anything. BUT, I think Pitt is less in love with her than ever before.

The fact that she's freaking out about him "bolting" is another indication. I also find it really odd to use that terminology, it doesn't just mply leaving, it implies that the person saying "bolting" feels extremely insecure. Like he left her running away from her.

The fact that he seems to be spending less and less time with her is also indicative.

This isn't going to last, but I wonder how much longer it will? It seems like it was a weird infatuation he had with her. She was gunning for him, gunning to get a married man, gunning to get that status that Jen had. It was all planned by her. And her teenage immature tactics of having children to "keep her man", just like Britney Spears did. But it didn't work for BS, and it won't work for AJ.

Once her and Pitt split, her daily faxes and emails, and haranguing phone calls to the media won't matter. They only matter because she was hooked up with Pitt. Once that's over, she will be over.


I give it no more than a year, probably less than.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:21 pm

Whorelina Hater - 1 wrote:I can't believe Pitt finally put his foot down about anything. BUT, I think Pitt is less in love with her than ever before.

The fact that she's freaking out about him "bolting" is another indication. I also find it really odd to use that terminology, it doesn't just mply leaving, it implies that the person saying "bolting" feels extremely insecure. Like he left her running away from her.

The fact that he seems to be spending less and less time with her is also indicative.

This isn't going to last, but I wonder how much longer it will? It seems like it was a weird infatuation he had with her. She was gunning for him, gunning to get a married man, gunning to get that status that Jen had. It was all planned by her. And her teenage immature tactics of having children to "keep her man", just like Britney Spears did. But it didn't work for BS, and it won't work for AJ.

Once her and Pitt split, her daily faxes and emails, and haranguing phone calls to the media won't matter. They only matter because she was hooked up with Pitt. Once that's over, she will be over.


In the beginning when they would fight, she was the one rumored to run out on him. Remember the report of her showing up at a hotel with all the kdis shortly after Shiloh was born? Anyway, now it's Pitt who's doing all the leaving, thus taking that manipulative tactic away from her. I'll bet she's scared shitless.

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Postby G.W. on Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:22 pm

Whorelina Hater - 1 wrote:I can't believe Pitt finally put his foot down about anything. BUT, I think Pitt is less in love with her than ever before.

The fact that she's freaking out about him "bolting" is another indication. I also find it really odd to use that terminology, it doesn't just mply leaving, it implies that the person saying "bolting" feels extremely insecure. Like he left her running away from her.

The fact that he seems to be spending less and less time with her is also indicative.

This isn't going to last, but I wonder how much longer it will? It seems like it was a weird infatuation he had with her. She was gunning for him, gunning to get a married man, gunning to get that status that Jen had. It was all planned by her. And her teenage immature tactics of having children to "keep her man", just like Britney Spears did. But it didn't work for BS, and it won't work for AJ.

Once her and Pitt split, her daily faxes and emails, and haranguing phone calls to the media won't matter. They only matter because she was hooked up with Pitt. Once that's over, she will be over.


I agree. God, this whole thing is disgusting. What kind of freak wants their BROTHER in the delivery room with her? What is this, 'Deliverance'??

Gag.

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Postby Guest on Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:24 pm

What is this, 'Deliverance'??




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Postby Vajranagini on Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:39 pm

G.W. wrote:
Whorelina Hater - 1 wrote:I can't believe Pitt finally put his foot down about anything. That's what happens when you "lift a bewitchment"! BUT, I think Pitt is less in love with her than ever before. He was NEVER "in love" with her; he was ENSORCELLED into THINKING he was!

The fact that she's freaking out about him "bolting" is another indication. I also find it really odd to use that terminology, it doesn't just mply leaving, it implies that the person saying "bolting" feels extremely insecure. Like he left her running away from her. That's RIGHT. That's probably EXACTLY what he DID!

The fact that he seems to be spending less and less time with her is also indicative. Yes, it IS, isn't it? :twisted:

This isn't going to last, but I wonder how much longer it will? It seems like it was a weird infatuation he had with her. She was gunning for him, gunning to get a married man, gunning to get that status that Jen had. It was all planned by her. And her teenage immature tactics of having children to "keep her man", just like Britney Spears did. But it didn't work for BS, and it won't work for AJ. Such a tactic may have worked at ONE time, but certainly NOT nowadays! And now she's STUCK! :laff: Too bad she had to use the lives of INNOCENT CHILDREN to do it!:no:

Once her and Pitt split, her daily faxes and emails, and haranguing phone calls to the media won't matter. They only matter because she was hooked up with Pitt. Once that's over, she will be over. Boy, you got THAT right! It will be INNERESTING-won't it?- to see what "pops up" on the Internet 'accidentally" once the knives come out [sic], as we know they will! Or what she will have to say about him in the TABS and the inevitable "what went wrong, Angie? interviews!! :yikes:


I agree. God, this whole thing is disgusting. What kind of freak wants their BROTHER in the delivery room with her? What is this, 'Deliverance'??

Gag.


"Delivery", more like! >sound of two banjos playing<
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Postby Whorelina Hater - 1 on Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:12 pm

G.W. wrote:
Whorelina Hater - 1 wrote:I can't believe Pitt finally put his foot down about anything. BUT, I think Pitt is less in love with her than ever before.

The fact that she's freaking out about him "bolting" is another indication. I also find it really odd to use that terminology, it doesn't just mply leaving, it implies that the person saying "bolting" feels extremely insecure. Like he left her running away from her.

The fact that he seems to be spending less and less time with her is also indicative.

This isn't going to last, but I wonder how much longer it will? It seems like it was a weird infatuation he had with her. She was gunning for him, gunning to get a married man, gunning to get that status that Jen had. It was all planned by her. And her teenage immature tactics of having children to "keep her man", just like Britney Spears did. But it didn't work for BS, and it won't work for AJ.

Once her and Pitt split, her daily faxes and emails, and haranguing phone calls to the media won't matter. They only matter because she was hooked up with Pitt. Once that's over, she will be over.


I agree. God, this whole thing is disgusting. What kind of freak wants their BROTHER in the delivery room with her? What is this, 'Deliverance'??

Gag.


LOL. Oh that was good! Especially since her FATHER was in that film - he was the one that got gay raped in that flick I think.

Here's the scene too - NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qz4L1O84_I

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