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Postby Box of Frogs on Tue May 06, 2008 1:14 am

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cumming on food

Postby guess on Thu May 08, 2008 2:41 am

I have cum on my wife's food, but she does'nt know that.
It really turns me on.

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Postby asslicker on Fri May 09, 2008 11:39 am

This morning i pissed and came in her coffee took it up to her in bed. She drank it all and had no idea!

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cummy food

Postby Guest on Mon May 12, 2008 3:07 am

I LOVE eating cummy food. Salads, donuts, and ice cream are all great, as I've seen other people have mentioned already. I'm surprised noone's said sandwiches though, those are really tasty with cum instead of mayo and pretty common from my experience. Also yogurt and anything with noodles. And whatever anyone says about all the fast food stories not being true, any cute girl who eats fast food and looks at what shes eating before she eats it knows that thats all fair game too, apparently. My girlfriends and I and just about every other girl I know just expect that we eat a lot more cum than we intend to. But I for one think that idea is pretty hot ;)

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Postby Guest on Mon May 12, 2008 3:18 pm

azraelle wrote:It does not improve the flavor of anything.
:puke:
Makes a pretty good self-torture item, if you're into lists.
Reminds me of a scene in American Pie where Stiffler takes a drink from a half-empty cup of beer that the Jewish kid's gf had just spat out his "junk" into. :angel: They used mostly raw egg white to simulate it for the movie.


I would much rather have a mouth full of tasty cum than raw egg white any day!

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Postby snappy120_2 on Mon May 12, 2008 9:29 pm

Why cum in my food when yu could cum in my mouth?! :wink:
x x x

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Postby Ivan Diederhoff on Sun May 18, 2008 6:10 am

wow :shock: I'll never feel safe in a restaurant again.

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Willing to talk about enjoying cum on food for studio show?

Postby Jessica Honeyball on Tue May 20, 2008 10:12 am

Hi there everyone,

My name is Jessica and I am contacting you from the UK TV production company TalkbackTHAMES (X-Factor, The Apprentice, Grand Designs) with regards to a series that I am producing for Channel 5 called Sex - How to do Everything. Presented by the respected international sex columnists Em and Lo the series will look at nine of the most popular areas of sexual activity with one final best of show. This studio based show will see Em and Lo investigating a given theme in each programme through various VT strands, studio discussions and guests.

Em and Lo's campaign to get us all to enjoy better sex will see them taking to the streets in both New York and London to test our knowledge and enjoyment of different sexual activities.

We are currently looking for interesting people to interview in the studio for our second show on Seduction/fore play and are doing a piece on how people can be seduced in different ways. I would love the chance to speak to any of the Female First members to see whether you would be willing to come on as studio guests to talk to our hosts Em and Lo about your form of seduction and fore play, either as a couple or as an individual.

We are looking for people who engage in unusual foreplay routines, perhaps fetishes or behaviour that you might be willing to share with our hosts, that may benefit their (and viewers) sex lives too! Particularly along the lines of food / cumming on food pre-sex...

I would love to hear from you, even if you are unsure about appearing as a studio guest. Please reply to my email (jessica.honeyball@talkbackthames.tv) or the number below with a good time and the best way to get in contact with you if you are interested in hearing more.

There will be an appearance fee involved.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Best,

Jessica

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Postby Guest on Wed May 28, 2008 5:45 pm

i love replacing milk with cum for my cereal :oops:

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Postby Fast11 on Sat May 31, 2008 3:19 pm

I have been cumming on girls' food for years. I bet almost 50 girls have had my cum without knowing it. Every girlfriend I have ever had, and almost every one of their friends (that I had the chance at).

When my girl (present or previous) has friends over, I always play the gracious host-boyfriend, and bring food/snacks/drinks to the group. I cannot even count how many times I have pumped a big load into their food/drinks. hottest thing ever.

The pinnacle of my guerilla tactics was that I once came on my (then) girlfriend's friends hair and face in the middle of the night. We had all gone out drinking, and the girl slept on our couch. About an hour after my girlfriend came to bed, I went out to where the friend was sleeping on our couch. I pulled my dick for about 20 minutes just watching her sleep, my heart was absolutely RACING, and then I quietly moved over and puddled a thick load of my cum on her hair. One tiny little drop, about the size of an apple seed, landed on her cheek, and I about had a heart attack. I stood there pulling on my limp-ening, wet C*** until it got hard again. Then I worked up the nerve to pick up a little bit of the cum from her hair and drop it on her face, right on her cheek next to her hairline. I got two little "fingerfulls" on her face and finally got scared and went back to bed.

The next morning, I could see the dried jizz in her hair. I had to act normal; it was so tough! I kep trying to stay to one side of her, because I could also see the dried cum on her face. A couple times she rubed at it; i guess she felt "something" there. Damn! that was hot!!!

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Postby Guest on Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:23 am

Nice job Fast11, that's totally hot. As a sorority girl I've woken up "crusty" on my face or in my hair plenty of times, as have all of the other girls since we don't have private bedrooms, although it's best when I don't realize it and then someone tells me later "oh by the way so-and-so came on you while you were sleeping". And whenever we have guys at a party where there are lots of us sorority sisters we just expect that we're eating a lot of cum we don't know about. We don't really mind, even if we did know I don't think that would stop us from eating or drinking anything. Cum is just a normal bodily fluid, it's not a waste product, so for any guy I'm friends with I wouldn't mind drinking his cum. And about the fast-food stories, yes they're true for cute girls, that's not always mayonnaise on sandwiches. I agree with the other girl though, the idea of eating cum or being cummed on without knowing it actually really turns me on and I know the other girls in my sorority at least aren't really opposed to the idea.

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Postby scott a. usa. on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:08 pm

hey girls i will cumm on some food for you or in your mouth !! :D

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Postby Hawaiian- on Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:43 pm

Sick Question!

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Cum on food

Postby Showthem4325 on Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:50 pm

Hey all...
My wife and I enjoy alot playing with cum....

Both in the regular cooking as on "special occasions as Dip for the Chips...

Once we had freinds over and in stead of using the regular dip my wife went and took the special dip in the frigde.... The wife of the friends noticed the special look my wife sent me everytime she dipped and eat the chip, and later my wife told her..... She was at first shocked, but I actually think they are now competing as to how creative they can become.
That I believe, as my wife suggested Ishould come in the sauce for dinner next time they are coming over.....

Do you think we should? And should we admit it later?

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Postby sleepy on Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:29 am

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