Help I've got a problem, my bloke all he wants to do is play football with his mate Sven and to make matters worse he had this massive fall out with his boss Fergy Well I told Fegy my man only plays football with who I say and when I say. I also told him that he was being totally unreasonable not letting him have the day off training because one of the boys was ill after all I was busy having my nails done. I told D to get out and play in spain. Then it all started going wrong just as he moved to Spain my career as a international superstar performer took off to new hieghts so I could not move out there with him. The demands of a top singing icon are just impossible I had to get my performances perfect, this meant working under voice coaches style gurus, PR consultants, etc I think I can honestly say that there isn't anyone of importance that I have not worked under and I might add at some extremely unusual times. But did D appreciate any of this no all he did was keep ringing me to say come over the weather is beautiful, honestly how thick are guys do they not know that a minute in the sun means a grand spend with the surgeon, so I told him, my career is more important than a silly game of football.
So what does he do starts having "Phone Sex" in the loos of spain well talk about timing I was just about to knock that old has been Maddy and that upstart Christina into musical oblivion when this gets out talk about selfish it's just me me me with him.
Now Ive had to go and watch his silly game talk about feeling the wrinkles coming on and just to add to it he went and lost the game upsetting our little un, well I wsn't taking that and gave him a good slapping that will teach him.
Anyway should I forgive him, he's offered to put on a gladiator suit and grovel, but the grovelling is not new. Or should I kick him into touch and concentrate on getting that JLo put in her place well with a bum that big compared with my slim waif like outline no contest.
He thought flowers and chocolates would get him back in my good books, it would take a lot more than that, now if he talks carats maybe.
Should I let him crawl back
