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by DB on Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:53 pm

I was wondering if anyone could offer me some advice. I am a figure in the public eye, some even call me an icon, but recently I had cause to change my job, due to a fall out with my old boss. It actually meant that I ended up moving abroad to work for my new company. The problem is my wife who early on had a high profile career with a bunch of her pals, initially wanted me to move but then refused to move with me. She is now a fading light on the carreer scene particularly after the birth of our two children, (to be honest she was never that good anyway) but she refuses to give up on her career. Consequently she spends her time jetting around the world telling stupid stories about me and my habits (underwear penchant) to anyone that will listen as long as she gets in front of the camera. She had a few cosmetic enhancements but even these hav'nt improved the voice, it just confuses the kids.
Well what is a fella to do chased by girls everyday, only the lads to keep me company during the day the nights get lonely, anyway Vodafone offer me free texting and picture messaging something to do with the endorsments i give don't ask me how it works.
The problem is if I don't use them up I loose them, so naturally i use them. Spelling has never been my strongest side so when I read that if you don't use them you loos them I contacted Rebecca she said she would help me use them.
Then it leads to some dirty talk and then the newspapers got involved she sells the story me missus finds out and all hell has let loose.
She gets me to come over on holiday and promptly slaps me.
How can I convince her that it was all a mistake and that I was only using up my free texts.and that if she had moved with me then this would not have happened, anyway shes a fine one to talk whenever I ring her shes doing a routine with a danish fella or a rap artist and is to breathless to talk.
I just dont understand women help me out someone, must dash im off with the lads for a kick about. PS I am seeing her later on should I take her a bunch of flowers and a box of chocs or is this a bit over the top?

by **Harry** on Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:38 pm

Such loos talk isn't posh, as you've found out. Give someone the boot before you score an own goal, sunshine.

And take some bex early in the evening for a good nights sleep.

by **Chad the Lad** on Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:47 pm

Loos talk sinks ships, my old dad used to say, and you know what happens to Captains when that happens.

Behind very successful man there is a woman, with a knife.

by Sal* on Mon Apr 12, 2004 4:26 pm

sounds to me like she's a bit of a spoiled brat but then you shouldn't have been talking dirty with another girl either. You're both at fault here. If you want back in her good graces I suppose you'll have to kiss some butt. Sounds like this relationship is doomed tho. How can you keep a marriage going if you're not together and seemingly don't really care?

by **TigerTony** on Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:00 pm

Sal* wrote:sounds to me like she's a bit of a spoiled brat but then you shouldn't have been talking dirty with another girl either. You're both at fault here. If you want back in her good graces I suppose you'll have to kiss some butt. Sounds like this relationship is doomed tho. How can you keep a marriage going if you're not together and seemingly don't really care?

Doomed is correct

by **MissJackie23** on Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:21 pm

Blimey

Other peoples lives

by **Fatlisa** on Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:00 pm

Footballers and their wives!!!!!!!!!!

And we wonder why the TV programme is so good.

:lol:

by **devil in red** on Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:30 pm

Sal wrote

I suppose you'll have to kiss some butt

Do you mean Nicky????????

by Sal* on Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:26 am

devil in red wrote:Sal wrote

I suppose you'll have to kiss some butt

Do you mean Nicky????????

huh? Wha'choo talkin bout?

by **Tim** on Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:33 am

Whata palava DB. People don't realise that just because you've got a well appointed clubhouse and a great pitch, you still have to play away games from time to time. Your missus should get behind the programme.

And you don't get to be a great footy player without kicking lots of balls for practice. Theres plenty at Vodaphone and in legal and newspaper offices that are waiting for your talented toe, mate. And as for the ladies in question! Well ! They would not be after your cash if you were a brickies labourer. They are bent already. They need to be kicked to touch too.

by Sal* on Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:46 pm

Duh! Ok, I get it now. Being from Canada and not up on the whole DB and Posh scene it took me a while to clue in, but clued in I am.

this is silly

by **Fatlisa** on Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:48 pm

Very silly i'd say Sal*, like i said on the other post that is supposed to be from Victoria Beckham, can't believe anyone was bored enough to write these all out.

by Sal* on Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:53 pm

I was thinking the same thing Lisa. And look at the big post this fool wrote! I mean, really! I have lots of time on my hands right now because I'm between gigs but why would anyone waste it by making up silly stories about sillier celebs?

Had me fooled tho. Shows how much us Canadians hear about your entertainment scene.

but then I'm not one to pay much attention to it anyway so maybe it's just me who's in the dark.

by **Fatlisa** on Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:56 pm

If it wasn't in every newspaper and on just about anything i look at or read, then i probably wouldn't have a clue either.

:lol:

by **MissJackie23** on Wed Apr 14, 2004 5:41 pm

Fatlisa wrote:If it wasn't in every newspaper and on just about anything i look at or read, then i probably wouldn't have a clue either.

Quick as a flash!

Just go it! Doh

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