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by **Lucylastic** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:03 am

How did the interview go, did you get it?

It was twice the usual size.

by **EmmyBee** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:04 am

So how was that guy you went home with last night?

I'm talking to Iceland as we speak.

by **Lucylastic** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:06 am

What's happening about the severed finger you found in that bag of peas?

It's turned green.

by **EmmyBee** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:08 am

Mum!! Where has that Pizza gone I was saving?

Lucylastic

by **franfran** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:09 am

Who ate the pizza?

It just got so wet.

by **EmmyBee** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:32 am

Hey, how you feeling?

Thats a flag to me.

by **sleepy** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:30 pm

whats that waving ..on that pole ..there

why do poeple think i'am a slut

by **SandieQ** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:43 pm

what do people least ask you hopefully?

all the colours of the rainbow except green

Website · by **jinjin** on Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:25 am

What colours do you like?

It stopped after four rings.

by **SandieQ** on Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:46 am

how did your last relationship go, finger wise? :lol:

it buzzes, vibrates at high speed, and gives a lot of pleasure

by **EmmyBee** on Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:42 pm

What did she buy from Ann Summers?

Whisk two eggs.

by **sleepy** on Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:53 pm

how do you start to make an omelette

why is sex so painful

by **EmmyBee** on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:16 pm

What's wrong? Why are you crying?

Imperial Capital

by **SandieQ** on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:47 pm

what is the letter 'I'?

only if there's an 'r' in the month and its a tuesday

Website · by **jinjin** on Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:36 am

Do you bathe at least once a day?

It has a child safe cap.