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[SandieQ]

how do we know we're back in the real world?



the operation was a success but the patient died

[KevSom]

How did that brain transplant work out?

It takes you to another dimension.

[Svetlanaaa]

What does that swing do?

No underwear.

[KevSom]

What do you usually wear when you go out with friends?

I was ok, I had protection.

[jinjin]

How was your underwater experience with the sharks?



Jump off the forward outside edge on your left foot, spin 3-1/2 rotations, and land on the back outside edge of your right foot.

[KevSom]

How do I dance on ice?

in 10 years it will be invented

[jinjin]

When will the world see the first life-like male android?



He did not see the STOP sign

[SandieQ]

why did you kick him in the balls after he flirted with you when you told him not to?



they get recycled down at the dump

[sleepy]

why i'am i putting all this paper in this bin




i charge £30 pound an hour

[MaxtheGaul]

Why don't the clocks you are selling have all the hour markers?

Halfway down my throat.

[mr mash]

how far do you think you could get my C*** in your mouth?




it only took me 10 minutes.

[franfran]

Have you read War and Peace yet?


I just had it trimmed around the edges.

[mr mash]

your bush looks diffent, had anything done to it?



that would really make it stiff

[SandieQ]

i added the whole packet of starch to your washing... do you think that was overdoing it?


over my dead body

[KevSom]

Will you ever let people walk all over you?

It was gone in a flash