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by **bknank** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:33 pm

what do you do with a midget that won't stop humping your leg?

all over the neighbors yard

by **jsk2** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:34 pm

where you throw the dog poo after youve just cleaned your own garden

all over the inside of my microwave

by **bknank** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:01 pm

where did LMT pee????

next to my bed!

Website · by **jinjin** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:30 am

Where is Rosie?

It flew away.

by **pinkroxy** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:57 am

What happened to the budgie you bought the other day ??

because my heart rate was 200 beats per minute.

Website · by **jinjin** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:29 am

Why are you in the hospital?

45 beats per minute.

by **pinkroxy** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:33 am

What is your resting heart rate ??

I was trying to get it up to 300 beats per minute but the PT said it was impossible and so that is why I cant train for two months

Website · by **jinjin** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:40 am

Why were you trying to kill yourself?

It should be plump and juicy.

by **pinkroxy** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:44 am

How are these muffins suppose to turn out ??

They got me before so I HAD to do it

by **bknank** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:07 pm

So you actually competed in the hotdog eating contest again?

It danced, had little pink boots on, and had a habit of doing happy fingers

Website · by **jinjin** on Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:51 am

How did the robot do on the show?

It collapsed quickly.

by **pinkroxy** on Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:55 am

What happened to that wonderful cake you made for your best friends birthday ??

It was a nice view looking at it from that way

Website · by **jinjin** on Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:02 am

What do you think of the ruins?

It looks like a box.

by **pinkroxy** on Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:04 am

So what do you think of that long drop where you camped ??

I tried to make it in time but then I sneezed

Website · by **jinjin** on Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:19 am

What happen to the house of cards you were going to finish?

I do not like it cold.

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