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Postby Guest on Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:41 pm

Describe a male squirrels penis.




Two Big Macs and large strawberry milkshake.

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Postby sweetpink on Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:43 pm

What would it take to get you into bed?






Lust

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Postby Guest on Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:48 pm

Whats the main emotion you feel if I said the name John Prescott?




More than two handfuls.

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Postby sweetpink on Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:51 pm

How much poo do u do in a day?




A sack of spuds.

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Postby Guest on Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:07 pm

What do the front of my underpants resemble the most?



Very wet indeed.

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Postby blondebimbo on Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:00 pm

What's the weather like?


A jumbo sausage.
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Postby sweetpink on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:40 pm

What does Duncan James' penis look like after seeing me? :D :P :lol:








Too much.

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Postby blondebimbo on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:54 pm

You love me how much? :lol:


Vodka and Coke.
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Postby sally on Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:01 am

What's you r favourite drink?

Saturdays.
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Postby blondebimbo on Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:08 am

What often do you shower?


Tom, Dick and Harry.
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Postby sally on Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:13 am

Who did you shag last?


Chocolate.
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Postby blondebimbo on Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:19 am

Favourite condom flavour?


Pink with purple spots.
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Postby sally on Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:23 am

The colour of your partners dick?



Full moon.
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Postby blondebimbo on Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:32 am

What happens when you drop your pants?


No way!
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Postby sally on Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:36 am

Are you straight?



Bananas.
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