Post the answer, the next person asks the question.

by **blondebimbo** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:55 am

What do you use to masturbate

With a pinch of salt.

by **sally** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:01 am

What do you wipe your bum with?

by **Guest** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:56 am

I think you forgot the last answer in your post above young lady.

by **sweetpink** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:59 am

Could you please tell Sally about her post?

Ice Cubes.

by **Guest** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:58 pm

When you go on the beach topless, what do you use to prevent sunburnt nipples?

Three cups of cold rice pudding.

by **sally** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:43 pm

What do you like to bathe in?

Long nails.

by **Guest** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:12 pm

Why would a gynacologists examination be unusually painful?

Rotten cabbage and brussel sprouts.

by **sally** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:15 pm

What's in your underwear at the moment?

A guest.

by **Guest** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:42 pm

Who is the most wonderful, clever, witty, good looking yet modest person in the whole world?

blondebimbo.

by **sally** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:35 pm

Who would you secretly like to shag?

Lightbulbs.

by **sweetpink** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:51 am

What did u last experiment with as a sex aid?

Piggy Bank.

by **Guest** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:50 am

Cockney rhyming slang for a fat person masterbating?

by **Guest** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:51 am

Sorry - I forgot the next answer............

A trombone.

by **sweetpink** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:59 am

What musical instrument would you most like to play?

A Goose.

by **blondebimbo** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:22 pm

I look like a....?

Cheese and onion.