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by **Who?** on Sun May 04, 2008 8:31 pm

Why did you dine alone tonight Sir?

My favourite sport is cricket because I like slapping balls with my wood.

by **coolman** on Mon May 05, 2008 10:03 am

why are your balls so red?

I was walking along and it flew in my ass.

by **Hotel_Whiskey** on Mon May 05, 2008 10:59 am

Could you put that boy down please...?

Because my mouth doesn't open that wide! :lol:

x x x

by **coolman** on Mon May 05, 2008 11:04 am

why did you take it in the ass?

it turned purple and stank, but I like it.

by **Hotel_Whiskey** on Mon May 05, 2008 11:22 am

Why did you tie a bow around it and not wash for a week?

The baby oil was too slippery :lol:

x x x

by **coolman** on Mon May 05, 2008 11:27 am

snappy120_2 wrote:Why did you tie a bow around it and not wash for a week?

The baby oil was too slippery

x x x

why did you use super glue? :shock:

I flipped over backwards and landed on my head, I don't remember anything after that.

by **Hotel_Whiskey** on Mon May 05, 2008 11:32 am

How did she get pregnant?!

I stopped counting after I ran out of fingers!

x x x

by **coolman** on Mon May 05, 2008 11:47 am

how many men did you have sex with last night?

She got on top of me and rode me until we both collapsed in ecstacy. But now she won't return my phone calls.

by **Hotel_Whiskey** on Mon May 05, 2008 11:57 am

Please can you stop calling me?

I don't know but it's certainly not mine :lol:

x x x

by **coolman** on Mon May 05, 2008 11:59 am

Husband: whose sperm is that on your panties?

it oozed all over my homework.

by **Hotel_Whiskey** on Mon May 05, 2008 12:05 pm

What happened to that poor spider?

Because it's always more fun in a white t-shirt... :roll:

by **coolman** on Mon May 05, 2008 12:11 pm

why did you bleach your tie-dyed shirt before the eating-contest?

she said it wouldn't hurt, but it did.

by **Hotel_Whiskey** on Mon May 05, 2008 12:41 pm

Why didn't you pay her?

You weren't meant to eat all of it...

x x x

by **coolman** on Mon May 05, 2008 12:46 pm

Your wedding cake was really good. . . why are you crying?

she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, so I f*cked her three times and hit her over the head with a baseball bat.

by **Hotel_Whiskey** on Mon May 05, 2008 1:50 pm

So tell me again... how did you get blood on my baseball bat?!

He left home this morning with odd socks and came home with none. But the real give away was the grin on his face and the bra hooked to his jacket.

x x x

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