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Postby coolman on Mon May 05, 2008 2:17 pm

how did you find out that your husband traded his socks in for a new bra for you?

I thought she said, "yes, let's play", but it seems she said, "get the heck away". :(
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Postby Hotel_Whiskey on Mon May 05, 2008 2:31 pm

So what's the excuse on this mugshot?

It turns out that it came with a warning label for a reason... It just looked to perfect not to though!

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Postby coolman on Mon May 05, 2008 2:41 pm

what were you thinking when you put your cat in the microwave?

I thought I was alone!!!!
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Postby Hotel_Whiskey on Mon May 05, 2008 2:46 pm

What are you doing to my dog?!

Ahhh so that's where it was :oops:

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Postby coolman on Mon May 05, 2008 3:56 pm

snappy120_2 wrote:What are you doing to my dog?!

Ahhh so that's where it was :oops:

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what is your vibrator doing in your dog's ass??? :shock:

my dick hurts
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Postby Hotel_Whiskey on Mon May 05, 2008 3:59 pm

Then remove it from that dog!

(sorry had to continue the theme!)

I'm not quite sure, but after a few more shots I didn't seem to mind the video-cam being there at all!

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Postby Hotel_Whiskey on Mon May 05, 2008 7:02 pm

Why has Coolman edited Johnny Depps face (poorly) over his in his latest porno?

Because I left a red sock in there :(

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Postby coolman on Mon May 05, 2008 7:29 pm

why did all of your whites turn red?

she told me she loved me, so I did it.
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Postby Hotel_Whiskey on Mon May 05, 2008 7:35 pm

Why was your tongue up that random womans arse?

Straight up after the traffic lights, up a small hill and over the mound :D

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Postby coolman on Mon May 05, 2008 7:39 pm

where is your g-spot? ^guys have no F****** clue!

she moaned, she gasped, she fainted, then I woke up.
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Postby Hotel_Whiskey on Mon May 05, 2008 7:49 pm

(((hahahaha so glad yu got where i was going with that!!!)))

What happened between you and my mother in law last night?!

Because hold-ups suited the part better :lol:

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Postby coolman on Mon May 05, 2008 8:02 pm

why didn't tom cruise do that?

you wouldn't believe me if I told you! :oops:
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Postby Hotel_Whiskey on Mon May 05, 2008 10:37 pm

What happened to my slippers?!

It was written in the stars

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Postby Joyofsox on Tue May 06, 2008 12:07 am

Why can't I find the shopping list?



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