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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:49 am

The above should read H A N D B A G. For some reason the forum admin changed it. WHY?
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Postby sweetpink » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:00 am

What did u have for breakfast this morning?






Crusty bread.





(some words are like that such as b@nter and wh0re...if u type them as they are, they end up like this > . and lady ..... dunno why *shrugs*)
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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:07 am

What do you use to pad out your bra?




Just one cornetto
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Postby sweetpink » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:13 am

What do like to sing whilst having sex?











Big ears.
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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:16 am

Who is Noddys favourite boyfriend?




Ant and Dec
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Postby sweetpink » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:31 am

Who would u most like a threesome with?








A bottle of Bud.
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Postby blondebimbo » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:50 am

What is your favourite masturbation toy?


Scampi.
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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:07 pm

What does your fanny smell of after a 10 mile run?





A jock strap
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Postby sweetpink » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:46 pm

What do u have on your head right now?








Submarine.
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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:09 pm

To give us all some idea of the size of your boyfriends penis, would you say it was like a small sausage? Or a salami? Or a cucumber? Or something bigger?





28 times a day for a whole year.
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Postby sweetpink » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:13 pm

How many times have u lied?








Ding Dong.
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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:18 pm

Name any Chinese man you have performed oral sex on while standing in a bus queue.





Kippers
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Postby sweetpink » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:25 pm

Which smell turns you on?







Ham sandwich.
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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:28 pm

If you had the choice of going on luxury holiday with your dream date for two whole weeks OR a ham sandwich, what would you choose?
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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:29 pm

Barcelona
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