My vagina filled out, and I grew a penis.

[IR1337]

[blondebimbo]

I can come and remove it for you, if you like.

[IR1337]

I can come and remove it for you, if you like.

okay, but I'll need it after...

*Hands BlondeBimbo a spoon*

Get diggin'

[blondebimbo]

I can come and remove it for you, if you like.

okay, but I'll need it after...

*Hands BlondeBimbo a spoon*

Get diggin'

I will require payment on completion, OK?

*starts digging*

Phew!! I think I'm going to need a sharper tool....

[IR1337]

I can come and remove it for you, if you like.

okay, but I'll need it after...

*Hands BlondeBimbo a spoon*

Get diggin'

I will require payment on completion, OK?

*starts digging*

Phew!! I think I'm going to need a sharper tool....

Payment of what? Pumpkin seeds? Pens from Insurance companies? Potato chips in the shape of Idaho!?

*hands BB a garden spade*

Careful, I want to keep the breasts.

[blondebimbo]

I accept many currencies. Just pay me whatever you think I deserve.

*digs with garden spade*

Plop! There you go. One amputated penis. Would you like to keep it as a souvenier?

[IR1337]

I accept many currencies. Just pay me whatever you think I deserve.

*digs with garden spade*

Plop! There you go. One amputated penis. Would you like to keep it as a souvenier?

Sure, in a jar, please!

now, you're not doon yet, I still need a vagina. Keep digging.

[blondebimbo]

I accept many currencies. Just pay me whatever you think I deserve.

*digs with garden spade*

Plop! There you go. One amputated penis. Would you like to keep it as a souvenier?

Sure, in a jar, please!

now, you're not doon yet, I still need a vagina. Keep digging.

*squeezes penis into jar*

Wow I should have brought a bigger jar.

*continues digging*

I think I should stop now. Any deeper and I'll come out the other side!!

Was the job done to your satisfaction?

[IR1337]

I accept many currencies. Just pay me whatever you think I deserve.

*digs with garden spade*

Plop! There you go. One amputated penis. Would you like to keep it as a souvenier?

Sure, in a jar, please!

now, you're not doon yet, I still need a vagina. Keep digging.

*squeezes penis into jar*

Wow I should have brought a bigger jar.

*continues digging*

I think I should stop now. Any deeper and I'll come out the other side!!

Was the job done to your satisfaction?

Whoa! Whoa! Okay, deep enough...I'll be able to smuggle watermelons croos-country now...Hmm..

I'm going to need to feel yours for comparison reasons of course....Yes....yes....very nice job!

Beansprouts and lint okay for payment?

[blondebimbo]

I'm glad you approve. I pride myself on being a walking advertisment for my services.

Beansprouts and lint will do just fine.

Be sure to recommend me to your friends, now.

[IR1337]

I'm glad you approve. I pride myself on being a walking advertisment for my services.

Beansprouts and lint will do just fine.

Be sure to recommend me to your friends, now.

I have a friend that actually wants both a penis and a vagina, but was born with nothing. Can you help Dr. Bimbo?

[blondebimbo]

I'm glad you approve. I pride myself on being a walking advertisment for my services.

Beansprouts and lint will do just fine.

Be sure to recommend me to your friends, now.

I have a friend that actually wants both a penis and a vagina, but was born with nothing. Can you help Dr. Bimbo?

Of course.

That procedure expensive though, and there is a waiting list.

[IR1337]

I'm glad you approve. I pride myself on being a walking advertisment for my services.

Beansprouts and lint will do just fine.

Be sure to recommend me to your friends, now.

I have a friend that actually wants both a penis and a vagina, but was born with nothing. Can you help Dr. Bimbo?

Of course.

That procedure expensive though, and there is a waiting list.

*sigh* well, I do have a bit in my chequeing account...anything for a friend I guess....Who do I make it out to?

[blondebimbo]

I'm glad you approve. I pride myself on being a walking advertisment for my services.

Beansprouts and lint will do just fine.

Be sure to recommend me to your friends, now.

I have a friend that actually wants both a penis and a vagina, but was born with nothing. Can you help Dr. Bimbo?

Of course.

That procedure expensive though, and there is a waiting list.

*sigh* well, I do have a bit in my chequeing account...anything for a friend I guess....Who do I make it out to?

Dr B. Bimbo

[IR1337]

All right, thank you very much Doctor...

Just out of curiosity...how do you make a penis and vagina out of nothing?