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Postby blondebimbo on Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:38 am

IR1337 wrote:All right, thank you very much Doctor...

Just out of curiosity...how do you make a penis and vagina out of nothing?


For the vagina - a spade.

For the penis - sorry I can't reveal my techniques, they're top secret.
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Postby IR1337 on Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:43 am

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IR1337 wrote:All right, thank you very much Doctor...

Just out of curiosity...how do you make a penis and vagina out of nothing?


For the vagina - a spade.

For the penis - sorry I can't reveal my techniques, they're top secret.


all right, I have received new information which he...eh...she...F***...IT also wants to be able to reproduce. Both ways. How much extra for the ovaries, uterus, testicles, prostate etc. ?
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Postby blondebimbo on Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:50 am

IR1337 wrote:
blondebimbo wrote:
IR1337 wrote:All right, thank you very much Doctor...

Just out of curiosity...how do you make a penis and vagina out of nothing?


For the vagina - a spade.

For the penis - sorry I can't reveal my techniques, they're top secret.


all right, I have received new information which he...eh...she...F***...IT also wants to be able to reproduce. Both ways. How much extra for the ovaries, uterus, testicles, prostate etc. ?


Would the patient require the ability to impregnate themselves?

If yes, then the price would be 24 golden nuggets and a pink piano

If no, then just the piano will do.
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Postby IR1337 on Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:51 am

blondebimbo wrote:
IR1337 wrote:
blondebimbo wrote:
IR1337 wrote:All right, thank you very much Doctor...

Just out of curiosity...how do you make a penis and vagina out of nothing?


For the vagina - a spade.

For the penis - sorry I can't reveal my techniques, they're top secret.


all right, I have received new information which he...eh...she...F***...IT also wants to be able to reproduce. Both ways. How much extra for the ovaries, uterus, testicles, prostate etc. ?


Would the patient require the ability to impregnate themselves?

If yes, then the price would be 24 golden nuggets and a pink piano

If no, then just the piano will do.


Yes, it essentially wants to go F*** itself. I have a violet piano, will silver keys, will that do?
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Postby blondebimbo on Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:53 am

Well, usually I don't negotiate, but seeing as you are already a valued customer, the violet piano with silver keys will do.
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Postby IR1337 on Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:55 am

blondebimbo wrote:Well, usually I don't negotiate, but seeing as you are already a valued customer, the violet piano with silver keys will do.


Thank you so much, Doctor. i can never repay you.

Now, about me for a second...when willt his whole bleeding from the crotch thing stop?
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Postby blondebimbo on Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:58 am

IR1337 wrote:
blondebimbo wrote:Well, usually I don't negotiate, but seeing as you are already a valued customer, the violet piano with silver keys will do.


Thank you so much, Doctor. i can never repay you.

Now, about me for a second...when willt his whole bleeding from the crotch thing stop?


Don't panic. The bleeding only lasts for 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 23 minutes. Exactly.

If the bleeding continues after this period, then go to hospital IMMEDIATELY.
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Postby IR1337 on Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:00 pm

blondebimbo wrote:
IR1337 wrote:
blondebimbo wrote:Well, usually I don't negotiate, but seeing as you are already a valued customer, the violet piano with silver keys will do.


Thank you so much, Doctor. i can never repay you.

Now, about me for a second...when willt his whole bleeding from the crotch thing stop?


Don't panic. The bleeding only lasts for 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 23 minutes. Exactly.

If the bleeding continues after this period, then go to hospital IMMEDIATELY.


Oh, see, i'm kind of getting....woozy...and....out of breath....oh...there I go....*passes out*
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Postby blondebimbo on Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:07 pm

Oh S***!! :shock:

Not another death!! I really should start cleaning that spade.... :think:
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Postby IR1337 on Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:09 pm

blondebimbo wrote:Oh S***!! :shock:

Not another death!! I really should start cleaning that spade.... :think:


Not dead...just..immense....pain....need...penis back!
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Postby blondebimbo on Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:22 pm

IR1337 wrote:
blondebimbo wrote:Oh S***!! :shock:

Not another death!! I really should start cleaning that spade.... :think:


Not dead...just..immense....pain....need...penis back!


OK, lie back...and brace yourself...this is going to sting....

*welds penis back in place*

All done. Are you OK?

Hello?

*shakes IR* Wake up!!
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Postby IR1337 on Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:25 pm

blondebimbo wrote:
IR1337 wrote:
blondebimbo wrote:Oh S***!! :shock:

Not another death!! I really should start cleaning that spade.... :think:


Not dead...just..immense....pain....need...penis back!


OK, lie back...and brace yourself...this is going to sting....

*welds penis back in place*

All done. Are you OK?

Hello?

*shakes IR* Wake up!!


Dies on operating ...err kitchen counter at BB place at 4:25 AM, Wednesday, October the 4th.
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Postby blondebimbo on Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:28 pm

*sigh*

That mass grave in the garden isn't going to hold many more patients. :roll:

Change of career for me I think.....
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