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Post the answer, the next person asks the question.

Postby Guest on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:15 am

....then posts the next answer.............

so,the first answer is...............

8"

So whats the question?

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Postby sweet girl on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:18 am

How old are you?


Happy
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Postby Guest on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:21 am

Give a word the rhymes with nappy.



Shaved.

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Postby sweet girl on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:24 am

What do you call a guy with a bald face?


Far away
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Postby Guest on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:26 am

Complete the hymn title "There is a green hill.................."




A used condom.

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Postby sweet girl on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:29 am

What is the last thing you wanna find in your pocket?


A Unicycle
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Postby Guest on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:32 am

Name a bad Christmas gift for Stephen Hawkings.




Belly button fluff

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Postby sweet girl on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:37 am

What is your best feature?


A set of ladders and a towel.
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Postby Guest on Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:00 pm

What would you need to dry your hair sitting on top of your roof?





A pickled onion and a red squirrel

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Postby sweet girl on Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:28 pm

What did you have for lunch today?


Four years ago at clown school.
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Postby blondebimbo on Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:05 pm

When was the last time you had sex?


Upside down.
Are you the gatekeeper?

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Postby sweet girl on Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:20 pm

How do you sleep at night?


Back, sack and crack.
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Postby sweetpink on Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:21 pm

What do you shave?






marshmellow.

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Postby Guest on Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:23 pm

What sweets do dyslexics like the best?



More cheese than you could shake a stick at.

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Postby sweetpink on Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:26 pm

What is that on your C0ck?






Small and wrinkly

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