Funny story

[Jilly]

its really embarrassing, but its so funny, i have to tell someone!!!

I was in the bank with my toddler the other day, and as toddlers do, he started to throw one of his tantrums.
I left him to it for a minute or so, but when it started to get to me, I had to tell him to calm down ir there would be no sweets, etc.
My child looked at me and replied (loudly) If you dont buy me some sweeties, I'll tell Nanna I saw you kissing daddys Widgie"

Everyone stopped what they were doing to look at me, the whole plave fell into silence, even the other toddlers Loked at me!

The only thing i could do was to grab my last shred of dignity and walk out of the place.

PLEASE tell me someone else has another equaly embarrassing story to share????

[camfman]

Oh Jilly

Tut, tut, tut......Here's me waiting to read a punchline that clearly indicates that the 'Widgie' in question was, in fact, a pet name for something totally innocent....... perhaps you forgot to put that bit in?

The only things that sticks out with me and my young kids were...

1: I was demonstrating to my 3yr old the art of having a wee while standing up - like big boys do. Suddenly the little one thrust his head over the toilet to look down into the bowl whilst I was in mid flow.... I unintentionally got my own back for all those times he waited until his nappy was off to pee on me!!!!

2: Round about the same age (3) we went to the newsagent and he became interested in an old lady outside the shopwindow sitting on her electric mobility cart - I thought nothing of it as the woman appeared to be sorting her basket and ready to set off. Then it kicked in, my son was waiting for her to get off so he could have a go and he wasn't too pleased when she drove off with it.

3: Fortunately, the best one does not involve me but my young cousin who was 4 at the time. An elderly neighbour spoke to her and her mum after her first morning at proper school when she started in reception. My darling little cousin told the old lady "Yes she enjoyed her first day....her teacher."...etc. The old woman pointed out that she went to school when she was a little girl but that was a long, long time ago.
Jessica smiled and innocently stated "Yes...cos you're nearly dead now aren't you?"

Right Jilly!..... You owe me two more very embarrassing situations. I trust I won't have to wait long.

I think I've still got plenty more to come - my boys are now 9 and 5.

'Widgies'...Nah!!.......Tip of the iceberg!!!!

Have fun parenting.

Cam

[jilly]

camfaman, Im sure I'll catch up, my little 'un's only three. plenty time, yet.

As for the other two...Im sorry, i can onlt think of one right now, and it's not the me that's embarrassed, it was my parents......
a family friend bought a caravan, a fairly small one, u know the type you used to get back in the 80s (so im told) I heard my parents talking about it, they used to refer to it as a "rabbit hutch".....the lady showed us round the caravan a few days later, and on walking in, I said the the lady "theres no rabbits in here, is there, carol?"

other than that, i remember things like ponies peeing on uncles and water skiing right into a jetty...tho i maybe want a kid, then

Im sorry, i must have led a very sheltered life

[Tinkerbell]

Hiya Jilly
the bad news is there's more to come.......

1.My son was three and we saw a lady who was pregnant,he said "look at the ladys big tummy mummy is she fat?",the lady smiled and I explained to my son that the lady had a baby in her tummy.

Three weeks later we was out shopping,my son stood next to a very large lady(overweight) and shouted at the top of his voice "Mummy mummy this lady has ten babies in her belly!" I was mortified! I apologised and ran away!

2.Son was four.In a pharmacy buying body wash and picked up two bottles,was at the till and my son say's" we need two bottles because my dad's got a big willie(penis)he needs to wash!

3.My friend said to him" you have your mummy eyes" he cried at her very upset and said"no I have'nt i have my eyes!"

So don't worry your not the only one