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Postby EYENOBETTER on Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:43 pm

I had to do it one time in Italy. I still think of it as an urinal lying on it's back (with foot stops). It had a hole like an outhouse, black and went down, down, down and you didn't flush that bad-boy either. Thought something was going to reach up and grab me.

This was a public restroom in a little town around Lake Garda (bring your own toilet paper if you ever have the pleasure of visiting the area).
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Postby queenie on Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:09 pm

i carry paradone toilet wipes in my bag so i wipe the seat before i sit down and pee some public toilets [very rare] have a spray thingy on the toilet compartment so you spray on to a piece of toilet paper and wipe the toilet seat before you sit down and do your business So no i never stand up and pee i would only stand up and pee in a remote place amongst trees or i might squat a bit because i don,t want creepy crawelies nipping at my Personnals :wave:

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I'd rather pee in public than in a public toilet

Postby AnnaKay on Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:23 pm

I'd rather pee in public than in any toilet in an airport, station or the like. Most good hotels are OK but it is a good idea to have some wipes just in case. I always keep some alchohol based wipes in my *a**a* and laptop case for general use and these come in handy if I need to use a crappy toilet.
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Postby Ady6970 on Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:21 pm

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Postby Ady6970 on Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:22 pm

AnnaKay wrote:

"I'd rather pee in public than in any toilet in an airport, station or the like. Most good hotels are OK but it is a good idea to have some wipes just in case. I always keep some alchohol based wipes in my *a**a* and laptop case for general use and these come in handy if I need to use a crappy toilet."

Have you ever solved the problem of a crappy toilet by hovering rather than sitting, Anna?

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Postby AnnaKay on Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:42 pm

Ady6970 wrote:AnnaKay wrote:

"I'd rather pee in public than in any toilet in an airport, station or the like. Most good hotels are OK but it is a good idea to have some wipes just in case. I always keep some alchohol based wipes in my *a**a* and laptop case for general use and these come in handy if I need to use a crappy toilet."

Have you ever solved the problem of a crappy toilet by hovering rather than sitting, Anna?


Yes, but it isn't comfortable particulary when the floor is messy. I don't want my underwear soiled by a dirty or wet floor so the combination of keeping the undies only partway down and hovering above the toilet is not one that I enjoy.
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Postby sweetascandy07 on Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:35 am

I pee in the shower. Do any of you?

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Postby I'm Bored!! on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:19 pm

only time I sit down to wee is when I am doing a number 2 too.
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Postby AnnaKay on Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:26 pm

sweetascandy07 wrote:I pee in the shower. Do any of you?


Yes.
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Postby jinjin on Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:01 am

Public toilets at transportation centres are the worst. I try to avoid them. Just in case, I carry cleaning wet wipes.

sweetascandy07 wrote:I pee in the shower. Do any of you?


I have never tried it.
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Postby sweetascandy07 on Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:41 am

Jinjin are you for real, I always eem to have to go in the shower and becos of the warm water it stimulates me that i can never really seem to hold it in.

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Postby pinkroxy on Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:52 am

sweetascandy07 wrote:I pee in the shower. Do any of you?


Yes I think most people do.

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Postby cosmicB on Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:43 pm

If you are on a hike, in a wild forest, and a grumpy bear or cougar suddenly approaches you.. It's very likely that you will "pee standing up".. whether you want to or not...

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Postby pinkroxy on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:46 pm

cosmicB wrote:If you are on a hike, in a wild forest, and a grumpy bear or cougar suddenly approaches you.. It's very likely that you will "pee standing up".. whether you want to or not...


Thanks for that bit of information I might try it sometime.

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Postby cosmicB on Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:02 pm

Great!.. have a pardy... but you don't really need the forest, bear, nor cougar.. just a little extra willpower, to just stand there and let it go...

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