Who here has ever pissed standing up?

[pinkroxy]

Great!.. have a pardy... but you don't really need the forest, bear, nor cougar.. just a little extra willpower, to just stand there and let it go...

Kool ok but I might like to take off my pants first I guess.

[cosmicB]

Oh Yeah... Right in front of a charging bear, after you've peed... Good plan, I guess... Probably never been done before... It sure sparks my curiosity...

Then what do you do, pray tell?..

[pinkroxy]

Oh Yeah... Right in front of a charging bear, after you've peed... Good plan, I guess... Probably never been done before... It sure sparks my curiosity...

Then what do you do, pray tell?..

Ok maybe not maybe I will just pee with them on and then at least I can say that I peed standing up.

[cosmicB]

If a lady is using a public peepee place, it's probably a lot cleaner and healthier to pee standing.. as in less mites and germs on your sweet little heavenly bummies... I understand that some places actually have installed women's standups... But touch that cold porcelain with your inner leg, and I bets you gets a sudden head-stinging cold rush...

Plus you should never touch that flush handle with your handskin.. those handles are very likely coated with people poo, like everything in the public domain is coated with a thin coating of people poo.. especially the public washroom door knobs, and the mints bowl at restaurant cash registers... Use a tiny bit of paper to hit the flush handle, and to touch that door knob.. and toss it into a pail near the door... If there's no pail.. then just toss it to the floor as you exit... Eventually the places will wake up enough to set a pail there... and maybe even a door handle paper dispenser... but that's another place, another time, another world.. a clean one.. just a silly pipe dream...

Ideally those public domain flush handles and john door knobs should somehow be foot operated... There would be less disease being spread throughout humanity... Too bad that we can't get people to wash their hands after toileting... They poo, then just walk away... Those who touch their filthy hands to their skin, have acne.. which is actually ecoli infected skin.. "poop faced" for short... Maybe parents and schools should teach that it's a good thing to wash hands...

[AnnaKay]

Maybe parents and schools should teach that it's a good thing to wash hands...

How very true. And can they teach children to sneeze into a handkerchief as well?

[Starfish]

me, when Im out I would never sit on a seat I squot over the toilet

[cosmicB]

Yeah!.. Wouldn't it be nice...

I've conditioned myself to instantly breathe-out slow and steady when someone sneezes or coughs in my face, or near me... It helps a bit.. but it's not perfect... If a cold bug gets onto an eye, you've got it... So maybe the solution is to close the eyes when I'm breathing out in defense of a cough or sneeze...
With this little MO, Generally I don't catch the flu... Sometimes I can run through three straight years without a single cold.. but all it takes is to walk through some sickies sneeze-cloud...
Sometimes I will rub a little polysporin in my nostrils when I'm about to go out into a highly flu-infested public place... Every little bit helps...

I've heard that all the world's flu's originate in China... It's the Xmas travelers to and from China who spread the flu's and colds all over the world... Researchers did a tremendous in-depth survey trying to determine why the flu... They discovered a similar virus in geese, and they followed it to China's geese, to discover that China's peasant farmers, who have pigs and geese in the same pens, are the source of the world's flu bugs... Turns out that the geese poop where the pigs eat... The goose virus goes through the pig's gut, and gets modified into a virus that can affect humans... Then the geese eat around the pig poop, and they deliver the virus to humans, who deliver the virus all round the planet...


So when your peeing standing.. do you wipe it, or flick it a little with a snap of a finger tip..?

[AnnaKay]

So when your peeing standing.. do you wipe it, or flick it a little with a snap of a finger tip..?

Fingers under or to the side of the pee hole help direct the urine. After peeing flick a bit then wipe with soft paper. I've got some photos if anyone wants I'll email them copies. (Not yet worked out how to upload to a storage site.)

[cosmicB]

The Science of peeing... "Uritoilegy"

[pinkroxy]

Yeah!.. Wouldn't it be nice...

I've conditioned myself to instantly breathe-out slow and steady when someone sneezes or coughs in my face, or near me... It helps a bit.. but it's not perfect... If a cold bug gets onto an eye, you've got it... So maybe the solution is to close the eyes when I'm breathing out in defense of a cough or sneeze...
With this little MO, Generally I don't catch the flu... Sometimes I can run through three straight years without a single cold.. but all it takes is to walk through some sickies sneeze-cloud...
Sometimes I will rub a little polysporin in my nostrils when I'm about to go out into a highly flu-infested public place... Every little bit helps...

I've heard that all the world's flu's originate in China... It's the Xmas travelers to and from China who spread the flu's and colds all over the world... Researchers did a tremendous in-depth survey trying to determine why the flu... They discovered a similar virus in geese, and they followed it to China's geese, to discover that China's peasant farmers, who have pigs and geese in the same pens, are the source of the world's flu bugs... Turns out that the geese poop where the pigs eat... The goose virus goes through the pig's gut, and gets modified into a virus that can affect humans... Then the geese eat around the pig poop, and they deliver the virus to humans, who deliver the virus all round the planet...


So when your peeing standing.. do you wipe it, or flick it a little with a snap of a finger tip..?

Eww that is so true, unfortunately when Im out I cant hold on long enough to wait till I get home and I always end up having to use a public toilet. In another post I think it was nbear8 who described how a woman can pee standing up like a guy does I think the name of the post is women have it hard, but I personally think that that will have to take a lot of practice to be able to do that perfectly.

In New Zealand they have a product called the shewee and it is a funnel thing that you put through your unzipped jeans and under your underwear and pee through and the urine comes out the other end landing into the toilet bowl. Its a pretty good product I think but I wouldnt want to be carrying a urine wet funnel in my bag with me everywhere.

Roxy.

[cosmicB]

The funnel makes a lot of sense...

You could rinse it under hot water, spray a disinfectant on it, dry it, and return it to its little case...

[pinkroxy]

The website is www.shewee.co.nz if anyone would like to have a look at the product.

[pinkroxy]

Oh yeah I dont think you can get them in the UK tho

[pinkroxy]

Maybe parents and schools should teach that it's a good thing to wash hands...

How very true. And can they teach children to sneeze into a handkerchief as well?

Ew I know I use to work in a daycare centre and I use to hate the nose blowing S*** and how I use to get sick too if the kids were.

[Kate&Cam]

How very true. And can they teach children to sneeze into a handkerchief as well?

I so need to do this, Cam has a cold at the moment and I've realised she tends to sneeze on me - it can been quite icky

I have tried to pee standing up many times, first time after reading a Paul Theroux book in which the woman did it. Never managed it well enough to actually start making a habit of it