Ever had to pee outside?

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Postby *~*Paradice*~* » Mon May 28, 2007 10:41 am

hey ppl! Yh well sometimes you have to go!!! i don't pee outside every often i recall doing it twice but it's probs more than twice... Once outside a church behind the wall....with 1 of my best m8s :P + Once in the woods after drinking loadz! i really had to go!! :roll: Just finished witha guy loool! + then was heading home...had to stop in tha wood...i like reading these forum things it's extreemly interesting ... loool!![/quote]
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Postby pinkroxy » Mon May 28, 2007 10:20 pm

My dog pees outside all the time. :lol: :shock: :oops:
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Postby Clean » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:51 pm

gymstud wrote:I one time pissed down a flight of metal stairs it was going through the holes and dripping down when id finished I realised people where walking up the where discussed it was day time too :oops:



GYMSTUD you are a typical filthy male for doing that! During the day when you were priobably sober too. Its not even excused if it was a night time and drunk. We are in a developed country. Men should use the toilet before they leave a pub or club. They are lazy, dont think of anyone else and just do it where they shouldnt just for the fun. Wierdos or what! You should be ashamed of yoursellf. I wouldnt post it on here if I did that. Imagine if you were a father with kids going up those stairs having to walk through someone elses pee! Use your head and choose your places to pee wisely eg toilet!
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Postby Zaphod » Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:52 pm

On the compost - saves water and helps feed the plants
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Postby ruastray » Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:02 pm

pinkroxy wrote:If Im at the beach and noone is around me I have often just pressed my legs together standing in water upto my knees and just peed, as the water wouldve been too cold or I dont want to get totally wet by being bolded over by a wave, but I just kneel down and wash it off afterwards. SOme people just find it harder to relax than others.


That I would love to see. There is something very erotic about a female peeing outdoors and especially in their swimsuits. I'm afraid if I were on the beach with you doing that, I would be the perv watching with a bit of a bulge in my trunks :oops:
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Postby badgirl99 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:15 pm

i pee out side all the time cause i hike all the time. all u do is just squat and pee and hope noone sees u
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Postby joe310 » Mon May 05, 2008 4:52 pm

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Postby Ady6970 » Fri May 09, 2008 9:37 pm

I've fertilised one or two trees in my time. :D I know one shouldn't be disbelieving but I'm inclined to suspect that people who say they never needed to pee outside have been 'lucky' to say the least!
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Ever Had To Pee Outside

Postby Penny Barnsworth » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:26 pm

I often have to pee at pools and I know one should not do so in the water. I wait until I can barely hold it and then leave the pool and sit in on a chair or bench while dripping water. I let loose and then get up and walk away. Other times I do the proper thing and go to the ladies lockers. As soon as I opoen the door I pull my suit off and walk around starkers. Once in the stall I keep the door unlocked. The most fun is to get a bunch of gal pals and invade the mens and strip way before the stalls and act like nothing is happening.
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peeing at the beach

Postby Kristy » Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:38 am

When I'm at the beach or pool I find it hard to go in the water so i just get in the water and get wet and then go back and lie on the warm sand.... no one notices and its much easier than peeing in cold water! :D
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Postby sleepy » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:42 pm

only when i'am pissed ----------
mon tues wed thurs fri sat -- :D
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Postby Guest » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:01 am

when im at the beach i take my towel with me, wrap it around myself, go next to my other stuff, dig a small hole, take the towel off, sit down in the hole and then put the towel over my legs. then a relieve myself. when im done ijust cover it up. peeing in the ocean is not cool because i know i swallow some water by accident while im jumping waves : )
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Peeing Outside

Postby Pamela Peartree » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:36 pm

There is in Belgium a famous fountain which looks like a little boy and has water coming out of a certain place. The statue has a regular change of costume. It is time we accepted the need for peeing and allowed peeing in public places.
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Postby sleepy2 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:09 pm

got caught by the bisssiess .........monday night ..
pissing behind some bin's ..on a housing estate :laff:
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peeing outside

Postby emmajane21 » Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:56 am

I've peed outside many times. In the woods, in a park, behind a bush, on a mountainside, in a river, in the ocean. In an alley, on a street, behind a car, by a wall, in a car park, in a doorway, in a litter bin - all on the way home from clubs or pubs. Outside closed toilets. By a fence, in the crowd, in a ditch, behind a stall - at fairs and concerts.
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