rude rhymes that you learnt at high school...

[ZiaAries]

roxy, i love the jack and jill one. good stuff.

[pinkroxy]

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
Santas got a hickey on the end of his C***.
Rudolph is pregnant
the elves are gay
and thats how we all have a happly holiday.

[ZiaAries]

Roxy, I've got to memorize that one. I'm I imature or What?

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You look like a monkey
and you smell like one too.


I still remember the first dirty joke I heard. I was in the third grade. At that time here was a TV show titled Gomer Pyle USMC. Gomer was a nieve innocent kind of guy and his girl friend LouAnn was pretty much the same. Joke goes like this: (this wasn't on tv. back then tv was very clean)


Gomer: LouAnn, can I put my finger in your navel.
LouAnn: Why sure Gomer. Go ahead.
She giggles.
LouAnn: Well Gomer that's not my navel.
Gomer: That's ok...it's not my finger either.

Hey, It was 3rd grade.

[jinjin]

There was a young barmaid from sale
On her breasts was the price of the ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille

[zilt]

Tarzan went flying through the air,
Tarzan lost his underwear,
Tarzan say "Me no care,
Jane make me another pair."

Jane went flying through the air,
Jane lost her underwear,
Jane said "I don't care,
Tarzan likes me better bare."