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What ford stands for

Postby GM -Girl on Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:12 pm

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

Found
ON
Road
Dead

F**cker
Only
Runs
Downhill

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Honda

Postby Car-nut on Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:14 pm

HONDA: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!


Sorry, i had to throw this out there. They did make some crap products thoguh i have to admit, but then again who hasn't??

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ford

Postby Car-nut on Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:16 pm

Also if spelled backwards:
Driver
Returns
On
Foot

Ford that is a joke of its own!!!

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Postby that's YOUR homework on Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:10 pm

are churlish racist jokes funny because they are or do we laugh because we're embarrassed by them? as this is a family site and the tide has turned from politically incorrect (FOR GOOD RESON) utterences, i will not say what Pontiac is an acronym for.

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Postby spellar on Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:12 pm

oops. fergot the A en razon.

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Postby Bishette on Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:26 pm

that's YOUR homework wrote:are churlish racist jokes funny because they are or do we laugh because we're embarrassed by them? as this is a family site and the tide has turned from politically incorrect (FOR GOOD RESON) utterences, i will not say what Pontiac is an acronym for.


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Postby may i burn in hell on Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:42 am

poor old N**** thinks it's a cadillac.

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Postby Lexanni on Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:57 am

(F) Fix
(I) It
(A) Again
(T) Tim

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Postby Guest on Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:36 pm

may i burn in hell wrote:poor old N**** thinks it's a cadillac.


I am stupified as to what gets censored vs. what gets left on these posts. What are your guidelines?

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Postby azraelle on Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:28 pm

Anyone got a derogatory acronym for Chevy? I've had much worse experiences with them than I have ever had with Fords.

This was uttered by a friend's brother to him, many years ago when they were teenagers, within earshot of their mother, which was not wise at the time, as she ended up beating the "Chevy" out of both of them:

"You Son of a Buick, I'm going to beat the Chevy out of you".
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Postby bella on Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:00 pm

Ford = Dagenham Dustbin

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Postby Lexanni on Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:09 am

azraelle wrote:Anyone got a derogatory acronym for Chevy?


Buick:
Big Ugly Import Car Killer.
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.

Chevy:
Charged HEaVilY.
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet.
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.

Dodge:
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy.
Guarantee Expired.
Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.

Fiat:
Failure In Automotive Technology.
Fix It Again, Tony.
Futile (Feeble, F**king) Italian Attempt at Transportation.

Ford:
First On Race Day.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Found On Road Dead.
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's.
F***ed On Race Day.
Over Rebuilt Dodge.

GM:
General Mainteneance.

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion.
Generally Mediocre Cars.
Get More Chicks.
Got a Mechanic Coming.
Got More Crap.

Jeep:
Just Eats Every Part.


Mazda:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.

Oldsmobile:
Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking
Everything.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly
Late Everyday
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like

Pinto:
Put In Nickel To Operate.

Pontiac:
Poor Old N***** Thinks It's A Cadillac.

Porsche:
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.

Saab:
Send Another Auto Back.
Stupid Arrogant Asshole Babies.
Such An Arrogant b*****.
Swedish Auto Always Broken.
s Are Best.

Toyota:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.

There you have it, the ultimate acronym car list.

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Postby Bishette on Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:42 am

what about my Hyundai Lex??
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Postby Lexanni on Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:57 am

Bishette wrote:what about my Hyundai Lex??


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Postby Bishette on Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:02 am

hehehe LOVE it :D
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