What ford stands for

by **GM -Girl** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:12 pm

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

Found
ON
Road
Dead

F**cker
Only
Runs
Downhill

by **Car-nut** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:14 pm

HONDA: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!

Sorry, i had to throw this out there. They did make some crap products thoguh i have to admit, but then again who hasn't??

Enjoy your day

by **Car-nut** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:16 pm

Also if spelled backwards:
Driver
Returns
On
Foot

Ford that is a joke of its own!!!

by **that's YOUR homework** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:10 pm

are churlish racist jokes funny because they are or do we laugh because we're embarrassed by them? as this is a family site and the tide has turned from politically incorrect (FOR GOOD RESON) utterences, i will not say what Pontiac is an acronym for.

by **spellar** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:12 pm

oops. fergot the A en razon.

by **Bishette** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:26 pm

that's YOUR homework wrote:are churlish racist jokes funny because they are or do we laugh because we're embarrassed by them? as this is a family site and the tide has turned from politically incorrect (FOR GOOD RESON) utterences, i will not say what Pontiac is an acronym for.

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by **may i burn in hell** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:42 am

poor old N**** thinks it's a cadillac.

by **Lexanni** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:57 am

(F) Fix
(I) It
(A) Again
(T) Tim

by **Guest** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:36 pm

may i burn in hell wrote:poor old N**** thinks it's a cadillac.

I am stupified as to what gets censored vs. what gets left on these posts. What are your guidelines?

by **azraelle** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:28 pm

Anyone got a derogatory acronym for Chevy? I've had much worse experiences with them than I have ever had with Fords.

This was uttered by a friend's brother to him, many years ago when they were teenagers, within earshot of their mother, which was not wise at the time, as she ended up beating the "Chevy" out of both of them:

"You Son of a Buick, I'm going to beat the Chevy out of you".

by **bella** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:00 pm

Ford = Dagenham Dustbin

by **Lexanni** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:09 am

azraelle wrote:Anyone got a derogatory acronym for Chevy?

Buick:
Big Ugly Import Car Killer.
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.

Chevy:
Charged HEaVilY.
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet.
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.

Dodge:
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy.
Guarantee Expired.
Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.

Fiat:
Failure In Automotive Technology.
Fix It Again, Tony.
Futile (Feeble, F**king) Italian Attempt at Transportation.

Ford:
First On Race Day.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Found On Road Dead.
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's.
F***ed On Race Day.
Over Rebuilt Dodge.

GM:
General Mainteneance.

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion.
Generally Mediocre Cars.
Get More Chicks.
Got a Mechanic Coming.
Got More Crap.

Jeep:
Just Eats Every Part.

Mazda:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.

Oldsmobile:
Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking
Everything.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly
Late Everyday
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like

Pinto:
Put In Nickel To Operate.

Pontiac:
Poor Old N***** Thinks It's A Cadillac.

Porsche:
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.

Saab:
Send Another Auto Back.
Stupid Arrogant Asshole Babies.
Such An Arrogant b*****.
Swedish Auto Always Broken.
s Are Best.

Toyota:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.

There you have it, the ultimate acronym car list.

by **Bishette** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:42 am

what about my Hyundai Lex??

by **Lexanni** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:57 am

Bishette wrote:what about my Hyundai Lex??

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

by **Bishette** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:02 am

hehehe LOVE it

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