Who here has ever pissed standing up?

by **minigirl** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:03 pm

maybe so, but i don't know if i'll be trying again soon. is it really worth the effort?

by **digg69** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:20 pm

Stood next to a girl in a gents urinal once who was stood having a pee as though it was the most natural thing in the world. Her aim was pretty good and she just smiled when I looked at her!!

by **julianne** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:57 pm

minigirl wrote:maybe so, but i don't know if i'll be trying again soon. is it really worth the effort?

I really like the feeling. Just takes some practice, but now i can have a perfect wee in the urinal, just stand in front of it and make a nice yellow rainbow right on target.

by **minigirl** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:16 pm

julianne wrote:
minigirl wrote:maybe so, but i don't know if i'll be trying again soon. is it really worth the effort?

I really like the feeling. Just takes some practice, but now i can have a perfect wee in the urinal, just stand in front of it and make a nice yellow rainbow right on target.

can't say i really expect to encounter a urinal in the near future, but i suppose it could be a handy thing to be able to do in case i encounter a very dirty public toilet and really can't wait.

by **cosmicB** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:39 am

Go for a walk in a quiet BC forest.. and turn around to see a cougar or grizzly bear a few feet behind you, and you probably would...

by **Rem Bran** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:28 pm

by **thot gor** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:20 pm

I could happily pee on some of my enemies here!

by **thot gor** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:50 pm

sweetascandy07 wrote:I pee in the shower. Do any of you?

I've peed in a swimming pool.

by **dwayne johnson** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:54 pm

i guess this 1's for girls only then?

by **The Outbreaker** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:40 pm

Hello girls.

I've tried this a few times, in many positions, but i really cannot get the hang of it, i sort of need more information... would anyone be so kind to send me some photo's or something of how you do it? or something, because i really dont like having to sit down on the public toilets, as they are very discusting.

i put my fingers all around my peehole, but its just i cannot get it right.

Would any woman who knows how to do this help me? as i really dont like using the public toilets.

Thankyou
~Michelle.

by **cosmicB** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:19 am

I don't know about that one..? It reads like a guy who fancies peeing-pix...

You show your pix first!..

by **cosmicB** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:10 am

I've got this here data for a device that would make just about anybody suddenly pee standing...

I figured how to take all the Television technologies, and build them into processing four plazma sprays W, X, Y, Z components, wrapped in a series of magnetic sprays as the bottle.. Add basic level alpha and beta wave receptors & sensors to make it 4-D TV (viewer thought responsive.. "VTR")... Then pump the result in a ring accelerator-carrier spray, to end up with a multi beam that transmits a hologram of a bloody huge fierce tiger growling in your face, the same growl as the tiger does to paralyze its intended victim, a second before the kill begins...

It would be a miracle if anyone didn't pee standing... It would be a good thing used to repel night-prowlers, and to chase away pesky cats and dogs from peeing in the flowers.. and it would revolutionize the entertainment industries with their next 500-years special effects breakthroughs...

I'm told humanity doesn't want my stuff... No probs... Go figure it out yourselves!.. Piss Off!..

by **franfran** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:00 pm

cosmicB wrote:I've got this here data for a device that would make just about anybody suddenly pee standing...

I figured how to take all the Television technologies, and build them into processing four plazma sprays W, X, Y, Z components, wrapped in a series of magnetic sprays as the bottle.. Add basic level alpha and beta wave receptors & sensors to make it 4-D TV (viewer thought responsive.. "VTR")... Then pump the result in a ring accelerator-carrier spray, to end up with a multi beam that transmits a hologram of a bloody huge fierce tiger growling in your face, the same growl as the tiger does to paralyze its intended victim, a second before the kill begins...

It would be a miracle if anyone didn't pee standing... It would be a good thing used to repel night-prowlers, and to chase away pesky cats and dogs from peeing in the flowers.. and it would revolutionize the entertainment industries with their next 500-years special effects breakthroughs...

I'm told humanity doesn't want my stuff... No probs... Go figure it out yourselves!..

I think I'll stick to peeing sitting down - all this sounds too high tech for me.

by **cosmicB** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:08 pm

Good plan, if you don't want to get it in your shoes...
So, Who has ever peed running..?

by **piacere** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:37 am

cosmicB wrote:Good plan, if you don't want to get it in your shoes...
So, Who has ever peed running..?

I have read interesting posts by people who pee themselves while jogging or running (for example, at a marathon event). I always assumed they'd stop for a moment to pee and then continue. But I am not sure. Any opinions or experiences?

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