This dam town city hall sent their god damned bylaws henchman around to check everyone's yard for petty bylaw infractions... I heard they sent out 400 letters to the citizens...
I'm finishing up on two new room additions on this house... and have a second pickup truck in the yard, I'm working on to replace the falling apart old pickup truck... I gets a nasty city hall letter telling me I have a week to get rid of my new truck, cuz "it's a dangerous derelict unlicensed vehicle, and I could be fined"... Well Thht! on that... I drops into city hall, and beelines to Admin., and gets directed to the little asshole who 's been sending out those nasty letters, and finds out that all I need do is put a tarp on the truck...
I says, "So why didn't you people add that solution to the letter?.. Instead it came across as bullying!.. This town is People!.. People have emotions and feelings... This is not the time to be pressuring the town's citizens.. with the gas prices raising the prices of everything... Everyone is feeling the pinch... Only a few can afford what they need and want... You too are feeling it... Your bullying us is making this town feel like we're living in hell!.. What you are dong makes people just about want to cry... You Stop beating us up!.. Thanks for the tarp tip.. Byebye!... As I turns the corner, I notices a suited figure hiding around the corner behind a door... So it seems the mayor heard my speech too.. Good!.. Maybe it will wake him up little too... Maybe he will begin to realize that he has a job because of People, and that this town IS People.. and that they shouldn't be treating us like poop, just cuz they can...
That's the third time I went stomping into the mayor's office in two years... Now the sad excuse of a mayor runs and hides when he sees me a coming... I just sees it like it is, and says it like I sees it... The truth frightens him... He tries to hide the truth, and from it...
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