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Postby Black_Sheep on Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:15 pm

Found an earlier topic about virgos:

horoscope says they tend to be manipulative and self-pleasuring apart from perfectionists, organized and sexy.

No virgos dont even like having sex.. they like it, but are afraid to have real sex.

Yeah I had with a virgo too, she was like all sexy and tryin to look like pure sex, but doing it, hell no. In my eyes, virgos are virgins.


Think I must have been born under the wrong star sign :shock:

I agree with the organized & perfectionist part... I love sex. And I mean actual doing it sex not just watching or thinking about it.

I'm not manipulative either or self-pleasuring... apart from when I'm masturbating of course! :lol:

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Postby Guest on Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:21 pm

What's your ascendent?

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Postby Black_Sheep on Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:43 pm

Sagittarius

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Postby Guest on Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:49 pm

Black_Sheep wrote:Sagittarius


The ascendent often shows how we are on the outside, how other see us and how we seem to behave. The sun sign shows how we really are inside, not how we behave.

Sagittarius is a restless, outgoing fire sign, and never more so than when it comes to sex. Fans of the proverbial 'quickie', Sagittarians of both sexes enjoy sex which is fast, outdoors and a little on the rough site - or preferably all three! Sex is not a driving force in the Sagittarian's life, however. Companionship is far more important to them, and this is the sign most likely to have casual sex whether with friends or with strangers. Open-minded in the extreme, both sexes will delve into the realms of 'kinky' at least once or twice in their lives - not that they will necessarily enjoy some of their experiments - but the experience is what counts! Vocal and expressive, it's a Sagittarian woman making love who has the neighbours shaking their heads in embarrassment - and a Sagittarian man who is most likely to rent hardcore porn. For both sexes, fidelity can be a problem, and as with Aries, they need to look after their sexual health.


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Postby Black_Sheep on Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:55 pm

Ahhh It's all making sense now. :D

About 90% of that sagittarius quote is true. Rough, kinky, noisy sex! My b/f's neighbours definitely shake their heads with embarrassment when I've been round!

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Postby Guest on Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:17 pm

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttt the fuc****************.

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SAGI MAN, C'MON HERE THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Well, yes sagi like sex aloooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttt, but not just because they do it because in the name of the sex. And I agree with this:
Companionship is far more important to them...

I had one damn perfect sagi man, (not the one who constantly posting here :) and my stupidnest and my EGO kick him far away, and even I cannot connect him in emotional way because or I guess he got one of other cuite.

Seeeing the b***** every day while comuting, it breaks my heart and my pu****.
:)

I know I shouldn't call him b***** or mustterrrrr, but why he couldn't be as like other man in my life. Well I guess it was too easy for me to think that way............

well why I am in this way? but how caanot be! born 29 Feb, and celebrate a time ina 4 years and expect someting in return that will never come.........

okay I had enough tonight so that me get to sleep and do a thing in .....

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Postby Guest on Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:25 pm

. wrote:

well why I am in this way? but how caanot be! born 29 Feb, ....


So that's why you sound so stupid. It all makes sense now.

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Postby Guest on Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:27 pm

So that's why you sound so stupid. It all makes sense now.

ladys first!!!

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Postby Guest on Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:49 am

. wrote:So that's why you sound so stupid. It all makes sense now.

ladys first!!!


That's me first.

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Postby Guest on Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:01 pm

then I decalre u Quen of STUPID!

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Postby Guest on Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:47 pm

. wrote:then I decalre u Quen of STUPID!


To be queen of anything you have to be smart, so thank you for teh compliment idiot.

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Postby Guest on Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:29 pm

To be queen of anything you have to be smart, so thank you for teh compliment idiot.


thats why I am right, because you are too smart to be a stupid, so yopu have been choosen as Queen, idot like me will always follows the Stupid Queen, but distinction far greater than even you imagine.

Stupid:
If you say that someone or something is stupid, you mean that they show a lack of good judgment or intelligence and they are not at all sensible.

Idot:
But If you call someone an idiot, you are showing that you think they are very stupid or have done something very stupid.

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Right now, it really is all about tomorrow's eclipse. It's a Full Moon eclipse which means something is quite likely to end. There could be some kind of emotional closure ahead. If you know your astro chart, have a look and see which houses Pisces rules and you could get a hint of what the Full Moon eclipse is going to mean for you. If you don't know your chart, just remember this - when something ends at the time of an eclipse, it is usually for the best, even if it doesn't feel like it at the time. Trust the process. And PS there is nothing to fear in eclipses. People were scared of them way back when because they didn't understand them. These days, though, they can be looked at as a chance to jump from one reality to another - sometimes ready or not!
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I hope u will try your best next time anyway, but one way or another I will catch you, and f*** your smelly as***!!! :D

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Postby Guest on Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:34 pm

????

So, you mean she lack of good judgmnet like she show that she think you are stupid to call you idot/

Hiiimmmm! thats very clever that you are showing her why to be choosen as Stupid Queen first place.

By the way when did 2 of you start this argument? I can't see in any post that she said anything bad about you! or if you both have a confilict then please be kind and move on to some other planet.

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Postby Guest on Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:35 pm

????

So, you mean she lack of good judgmnet like she show that she think you are stupid to call you idot/

Hiiimmmm! thats very clever that you are showing her why to be choosen as Stupid Queen first place.

By the way when did 2 of you start this argument? I can't see in any post that she said anything bad about you! or if you both have a confilict then please be kind and move on to some other planet.


mind ur own biz! and shut the f***up

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Postby Guest on Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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