What ford stands for

by **Obvious** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:08 pm

VW = Very W@nk !

by **RedRose** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:26 am

. wrote:
may i burn in hell wrote:poor old N**** thinks it's a cadillac.

I am stupified as to what gets censored vs. what gets left on these posts. What are your guidelines?

I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIUOS LOL LOTS!!!

I DONT THINK ANYBODY SHLD TAKE THIS TO THE HEART

by **hit_em_up** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:18 am

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by **huskers1** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:03 pm

GM

Gods Mistake

by **Guest** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:29 pm

AUDI: All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW: Bubble Machine on Wheels
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CITROEN: Crappy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Found In A Trench
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM: Generally Miserable
GMC: Garage Man’s Companion
HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
JEEP: Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nun Thinks It’s A Cadillac
RENAULT: Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object

by **Val** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:58 am

Toyota:
The one you ought to ave.
A sales slogan from a Yorkshire garage in the 1970s.

by **a guest's guest** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:01 pm

Val wrote:Toyota:
The one you ought to ave.
A sales slogan from a Yorkshire garage in the 1970s.

this is a true statement. in two different ways.

by **Exodus** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:50 pm

. wrote:CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

LOL, thats awesome

Chevrolet : Can hear Every Valve rattle on Long Extended Trips

by **a guest's guest** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:47 pm

anyone know about the new volvo with a purse holder? and park assistence? its supposed to be a girls dream or something.. its also hideous..

by **niki22** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:51 pm

FORD= F*cked On Race Day.

DSM= Damn Slow Motor (for the nonturbos at least)

by **Lexanni** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:46 pm

a guest's guest wrote:anyone know about the new volvo with a purse holder? and park assistence? its supposed to be a girls dream or something.. its also hideous..

Volvo, safest car in the World. Good thing it's designed for women drivers :lol:

.............*runs from angry female car driving mob*

by **Gemmy** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:13 pm

A slightly different one i was told when considering buying a fiat punto:

Fix It Again Tomorrow

my cousin seemed to think it was soooooo original :roll:

by **Lena** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:55 am

Looks like GM is bellying up and Ford will be #1...........................

by **mh187** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:23 pm

How about these one:

Lotus: LOTS OF TROUBLE USUALLY SERIOUS

by **azraelle** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:33 pm

a guest's guest wrote:anyone know about the new volvo with a purse holder? and park assistence? its supposed to be a girls dream or something.. its also hideous..

Hideous?? It looks rather "fetching" if you ask me (but then, nobody has...oh well...). Too bad its only a concept car.

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