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[blindfaith]

Why did you put an umbrella on your garden gnome?


If I rub it hard enough yes.

[pinkroxy]

Does your arm hurt when you rub it ??



I had to because my heart rate reached max

[Joyofsox]

Why did you stop when I was just starting to enjoy it?





It wasn't to start with.

[jinjin]

Was it always this hard?



You better turn it off.

[pinkroxy]

THe spa is over heating since we switched it on what should we do with it ??



I think it makes my bum look big

[jinjin]

What was wrong with the dress?



It looked better in the picture.

[pinkroxy]

What made you change your mind about getting the rowing machine ??



It made me cry

[jinjin]

Why did you stop watching the film?



There was a two for one sale.

[pinkroxy]

Why did you buy two pies to eat for lunch ??



because I twisted it when I went surf ing

[jinjin]

How do you manage to keep you head facing your back?



I thought you needed help.

[pinkroxy]

Why did you take the barbell off me when I was doing heavy lifting bench press ??



THe treadmill was just going too fast

[jinjin]

Why did you stop your exercise so soon?



It flew out the window.

[pinkroxy]

What happened to the client on the treadmill that you were suppose to look after for me while I was in the meeting ??



because last time I choked on alot of water

[jinjin]

Why do you wear a diving mask in the shower?



He likes to play games.

[pinkroxy]

Why did you play monopoly on your first date with him ??



because last time I fell down the hill and broke my arm.