I kissed my mother-in-law

[Mr Suave]

A lot of men don't seem to get on with their mother-in-laws but I certainly do get on well with mineand here's an example of how much. I was on holiday with my wife and her mother, and they were both on the beach in bikinis. Complimenting my wife on how beautiful she looked, I took her hand and kissed it, then continued the kisses up her arm until I reached her shoulder. Her mum said "I bet you wouldn't do that to me" and I can't resist a dare so I did. I don't think she knew what had hit her, I'd only so much as given her a peck on the cheek up till then! She took it as meant in good fun though - certainly the most memorable event of the holiday.

[Guest]

Does she send you anniversary cards?

[Daven]

It's O.K. really, the only thing I have done is had sex in every position you could probably think of with my motherinlaw. She is trying to make up for ten years of lost time. She says she just sits around all day thinking of what all we can o next she is truly amazing!

[Guest]

Hey, I think I saw you and your MIL on Jerry Springer! What a prize.

[dolph]

my mil has had about 3/4 affairs since she was married, my fil is a really asshole, for the past 5 years i've been having regular sex my mil and its out of this world, she has told me that no other man has made her cum so often and that i'm the best shes ever had, wonder if springer wants to hear my story?

[Planz]

I have kissed, and played with my motherinlaw's tits she won't let me do anything else. She has long sagging tits and it's fun to play with them. I kiss her and she makes me really horny but no matter how hard I try she won't let me in her pants.

[Guest]

Yeah, so me and my father-in-law have been doing it since I got married. The wife doesn't have a clue. I plan on doing this for the rest of my life. Its just dang cool sneaking around and fooling so many people. I'm so on top of my game. Us guys, bis and gays need to stick together. Rock on!

[sil-vio dante]

I had lunch with my (ex) mother in law today. Not the first time but by far the most sexually charged. We have always kind of silently flirted for years and she saw me fully naked twice out of the shower, and walked into my room once while I was (kind of) sleeping in the nude. Since then she always seems to stare at my crotch and always bends over to flash me some cleavage.

Well, back to the lunch date. I picked her up from work and we headed to a nearby restaurant. Once we found our table she grabbed a seat and I followed, once again noticing her eyes dart towards my pants as I sat down. Her breasts looked fantastic in her new flowered blouse. It criss-crossed over her great ample tits and opened once in a while to give you a little peak of flesh. Once we ordered we began talking like we always do, though lately we've been talking about her new dating interest. She's been divorced for a few years and is single. Actually, I asked her if she was sexually only EVER with her ex-husband in her whole life and she confirmed it. That's when I told her it was like riding a bike. I couldn't believe that I was actually talking about sex with my mother in law. Just the thought of it makes the bulge in my pants throb, as it did in the restaurant. Well a few laughs and soon we were talking about her picking out some sexy undergarments for her new beau. She smiled and blushed and said she couldn't believe she was talking about panties with me but that she always knew she if she could it would be me. We kept talking and soon I was complimenting her on her looks and body. She doesn't have a lot of confidence in her appearance, but I'm telling you that she's quite a looker, especially for her 52 years. She told me that other than the new dating interest, no one has asked her out. So, with her only being with her ex-husband all her life and no dates in the last few years, I wonder what she's done for satisfaction. Hopefully the peaks she's gotten in of me in the nude have helped her. I know all the times that she's flashed me or brushed against me have definitely helped me out. So, there we were flirting, blushing, and all the rest.

So now what?? Any advice? This is not made up. Am I dreaming or do you think she gets turned on by this? Her daughter and I have been separated for 3 years but are still friends.

Help!

[Guest]

I had my mil only recently for the first time. She would flirt with me and in front of my wife, who thought it was really funny especially when we were sunbathing in the garden and I got erections. Eventually, I had her after a grass cutting session and was thinking about how to tell my wife about this, but my wife pre-empted me and guessed.

The deal now is that my wife is ok with this as long as we're discrete and she can have a fling on occasion (..we've both had other partners over the years). Its not right I know, but it works for us and we're still all very close..

[sil-vio dante]

Well it keeps happening. This time we all went out for breakfast (my mil, her daughter who is also my ex-wife who I am still friends with, our young daughter, and me). After breakfast and some quick shopping we headed back to my mil's house. My ex and my daughter had plans to go get manicures and my mil announced that she had to go grocery shopping. Knowing that I had to pick up some things for my daughter's school lunches I asked if I could join. The ex-wife kinda seemed bothered a touch, but I asked and she said no. My mil didn't refuse at all, actually she kinda perked up, as did the bulge in my pants.

So off we went together to do some grocery shopping. As always the trip was filled with flirting, laughing and quick glances as she flashed me her cleavage. Her eyes as they have habit to do, also darted more than a few times at my groin. We both played the linger-in-an-area game hoping to rub against each other which happened a few times sending electrical charges right to my C***.

Well it didn't take long to get back on the subject of her new beau, and her need to purchase new sexy underwear (See my post above labelled "lunch" for her sexual history). I joked, "Don't tell me that we're going to pick out your underwear together" and she laughed and said, "Maybe?!" This instantly caused my C*** to swell and I wanted to just reach out and grab her right there in the store.

We moved along to the shampoo section and she bent over to read some of the bottles. What a great view of her creamy white breasts. They are a good size too, like her daughters but obviously with a little more "maturity" to them. I'd say 38 C/D (I have checked her bras when she's not around) and I can only imagine what they look like naked. She squatted down to continue reading the bottle and asked if I could help her see if it was conditioner or shampoo. As I walked over and bent down I realized that my throbbing C*** was just inches from her mouth. I glanced down at her and found her staring at my C***, pushing almost out of my jeans, throbbing for her to just touch it, kiss it, anything...

The shopping continued and we did too. More glances, more innuendos and more talk about dating, underwear and her possible first F*** in years. This really turned me on, and her too as she blushed and stopped herself from talking a few times, only to continue after a few seconds of silence.

We packed the car and headed back to her house. I unpacked her groceries and helped her put them away. Her daughter (my ex) and my daughter were still gone and the house was empty. She thanked me for being a great helper and I told her to call me anytime she needed to go shopping for groceries and she quickly replied that she would. I headed for the door (reluctantly) as she put the rest of the items away and told me that she was just going to relax and jump in the shower. This almost made me turn right around (though I wouldn't know how to explain that). I desperately wanted to stay. I desperately wanted to kiss her and run my hands all over her body or walk into the bathroom when she was in the shower and join her or at the very least hope that she would walk out in her towel when she was done and give me a quick little flash of her fantastic body as she has in the past. Either way I was about to burst. Of course, my fear of my ex and my daughter coming home during any of this made me realize that I should just continue out the door, and that I did.

As I drove away, I wondered what she was thinking. Would she masturbate
I'm hoping that all of this will eventually lead to something. I'm not just making this up in my head. It's clear that she is flirting with me and loving the attention I show her.

Can someone please write in with some advice.

[Goya]

sil-vio dante what is the problem. I am sure you have not told the whole story. You are divorced from your wife, she is divorced from her husband, then what keeps you away. Are you for real? or what is the un-told issue. Share it with us

[sil-vio dante]

sil-vio dante what is the problem. I am sure you have not told the whole story. You are divorced from your wife, she is divorced from her husband, then what keeps you away. Are you for real? or what is the un-told issue. Share it with us

The problem is that I'm still friends with her daughter (my ex) who I'm sure would not be ok with it. I'm not even sure my mil would be ok with it. I guess I'm looking for some backup here... does it sound like it's reciprocated?

[Goya]

sil-vio dante,
I admire your integrity. You do not want to hurt your ex wife and you are not sure about your mil. So if I were you I would see your mil less much less and would look for another lady so that at least your immidiate needs are take care of. If your personal needs are answered, you will not think about your mil much more. Any more untold stories, like it is not easy to find another woman. smile and good luck

[sil-vio dante]

sil-vio dante,
I admire your integrity. You do not want to hurt your ex wife and you are not sure about your mil. So if I were you I would see your mil less much less and would look for another lady so that at least your immidiate needs are take care of. If your personal needs are answered, you will not think about your mil much more. Any more untold stories, like it is not easy to find another woman. smile and good luck

No nothing like that. I've never had any issues finding women. It's just that I've always been very attracted to my mil. More so now than ever. She looks great lately and our relationship is closer. But I agree with you... maybe I should just get it out of my head. I was just wondering if it sounds like she's interested. I'm not exaggerating any of the interactions I've described.

Thanks for the advice.

[Guest]

sil-vio dante
I read what you have written over again. While believing it is all true, they are written from your point of view or the way you see the situation. I know it could be difficult for you to get it out of your head, and even if you try she might ask you to accompany her for shopping. Having said this I see three alternatives.
1. Leave the things as they are, occasional meetings, shopping etc without a move from you. In this case maybe thinking and day dreaming is better than actual getting physically closer to her. There is a joy into this and you may want to keep it as it is. But might be difficult on you.
2. Make some move, this would be a soft move, like asking her to cook for you a dish she is good at, so a dinner and some time together before and after, when you see her again, maybe a kiss of her hands and a continuation as you did with your ex wife; maybe in one of the occasions you are together, ask her if she needs a little foot massage …. It could be then a little more than foot massage, in this scenario you make some move that may end-up in something
3. See her less and try to get her out of your mind.
You are in a difficult position, but maybe a bit enjoyable.
Please keep us posted and good luck.