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Postby betty_boo » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:05 pm

Not funny. I was visiting my boyfriend recently and he cooked me dinner cos hes good like that but imagine my disgust when we started getting down to it after.

We had eaten some pasts dish with chilli in it, we were watching Sin City in the background, he starts to pleasure me and then I realise he hadnt washed his hands after cooking with chill!!!!

I was on the floor for half an hour, the t***! At the end it felt ok and tingly but at the start it was hell, I wanted to get hot but not that way.

No head for him!
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Postby YAS » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:46 pm

that doesn't sound good, at least he'll have some making up to do :wink:
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Postby allarox » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:46 pm

ouch! that gotta hurt! I have never had that happened to me because my female life partner never cooks! I should have married a man instead of that fat bitch!
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Postby Captain » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:26 pm

:laff:

I know you said not funny but that is classic
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oooh i'm onto you guys.
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Postby lucysmusicbox » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:13 pm

that would suck
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Postby Polgara69 » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:24 pm

You should have chewed on a chilli and then gave him a blowjob!
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Postby genekelly » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:29 pm

And they say romance is dead.
Like tears in the rain...

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Postby Bobin » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:37 pm

gives a new meaning to hot sex
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Postby happygirl » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:04 pm

cor F****** hell thats gotta hurt poor you :lol: :lol:
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Postby Oran » Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:36 am

:lol:
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Postby emmababe50 » Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:33 pm

ive done that before,not the worst pain ever though. i once ended up with a menthol sweet stuck to my clit :? oral sex should never be attempted when you have a cold! i still need therapy.lol x
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Postby genekelly » Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:51 pm

I need some help after visualizing that!!!

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