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betty_boo
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What a b*****...

Postby betty_boo on Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:05 pm

Not funny. I was visiting my boyfriend recently and he cooked me dinner cos hes good like that but imagine my disgust when we started getting down to it after.

We had eaten some pasts dish with chilli in it, we were watching Sin City in the background, he starts to pleasure me and then I realise he hadnt washed his hands after cooking with chill!!!!

I was on the floor for half an hour, the t***! At the end it felt ok and tingly but at the start it was hell, I wanted to get hot but not that way.

No head for him!

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Postby YAS on Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:46 pm

that doesn't sound good, at least he'll have some making up to do :wink:

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Postby allarox on Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:46 pm

ouch! that gotta hurt! I have never had that happened to me because my female life partner never cooks! I should have married a man instead of that fat bitch!

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Postby Captain on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:26 pm

:laff:

I know you said not funny but that is classic
i am female.

click me

White trash :costumed:



oooh i'm onto you guys.

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Postby lucysmusicbox on Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:13 pm

that would suck

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Postby Polgara69 on Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:24 pm

You should have chewed on a chilli and then gave him a blowjob!

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Postby genekelly on Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:29 pm

And they say romance is dead.
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Postby Bobin on Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:37 pm

gives a new meaning to hot sex

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Postby happygirl on Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:04 pm

cor F****** hell thats gotta hurt poor you :lol: :lol:
stay happy people :-)

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Postby Oran on Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:36 am

:lol:

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Postby emmababe50 on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:33 pm

ive done that before,not the worst pain ever though. i once ended up with a menthol sweet stuck to my clit :? oral sex should never be attempted when you have a cold! i still need therapy.lol x

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Postby genekelly on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:51 pm

I need some help after visualizing that!!!

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