Friend in Danger of Trouble with Girlfriend

[SomeStraightGuy]

sorry if this is a little long but it is kind of complicated. a good friend of mine might be in danger of getting trouble with his girlfriend.

the trouble with her is that she has some complexes because of her breasts, she has size A or to say it more clearly she is flat like a surfboard. OK this is not great but on the other hand she has a really nice face and some VERY good "mouthly abilities" if you know what I mean (and other abilities in bed too !). anyway she has ALLWAYS making him trouble when he has been looking for a few seconds at women who are better equipped on their breasts and she has gotten really angry and he kind of promised her not to do it anymore.

now there has been an event when he (without wanting it !) had for a few seconds kind of made tried to make a joking contact with such a woman (he had NO intention of cheating !) and the result was the he was brutally attacked by her ! now the problem he has it what to say to his girlfriend it is really complicated and I will try to divide it into 3 options:

option 2): he does not tell her anything. the problem here is that he frequently visits the club where it happened together with his girlfriends and some friends and there is a real danger that they might meet the girl who did it there again and that SHE might tell her !

option 3): similar as option 2) but he also asks his friends to look out for that girl whenever they are in the club and when they see her to tell her that it is in her own interest to say nothing. because if she did it would ruin her reputation even more than his because what she did ! she could be sure never to find a boyfriend, I mean even when a girl has size D equipment, what guy who even has only a little brain would run a risk to date a girl that is filled up to her ears with aggressions like a bomb waiting to explode ? so it would be some kind of "I dont tell if you dont tell agreement". the problem here is that he has no way to know how she would react, would she agree to this or would she during the first opportunity whe she sees his girlfriend tell her, I mean she tried to ruin his manhood and failed, next thing she might try is to ruin his relationsship !!!!!!

so, any SERIOUS and HELPFULL comments would be appreciated (to those people who know I mean them if they should read this: I wrote these two words in big letters for a reason, I hope you understand this, if I wished I could spam your threads too !)

[YAS]

sorry if this is a little long but it is kind of complicated. a good friend of mine might be in danger of getting trouble with his girlfriend.

the trouble with her is that she has some complexes because of her breasts, she has size A or to say it more clearly she is flat like a surfboard. OK this is not great but on the other hand she has a really nice face and some VERY good "mouthly abilities" if you know what I mean (and other abilities in bed too !). anyway she has ALLWAYS making him trouble when he has been looking for a few seconds at women who are better equipped on their breasts and she has gotten really angry and he kind of promised her not to do it anymore.

now there has been an event when he (without wanting it !) had for a few seconds kind of made tried to make a joking contact with such a woman (he had NO intention of cheating !) and the result was the he was brutally attacked by her ! now the problem he has it what to say to his girlfriend it is really complicated and I will try to divide it into 3 options:

option 1): he tells her what has happened and also tells her that for the future he honestly for the future has no intention ever to be interested in a woman who is equipped like a cow and lets her equippment hang out of her shirt (and this is the complete truth, if he sees such a woman now he is not getting sexually arouseld but on the contrary agressive !) the problem of this option is that his girlfriend THINKS he was cheating (he did not).

option 2): he does not tell her anything. the problem here is that he frequently visits the club where it happened together with his girlfriends and some friends and there is a real danger that they might meet the girl who did it there again and that SHE might tell her !

option 3): similar as option 2) but he also asks his friends to look out for that girl whenever they are in the club and when they see her to tell her that it is in her own interest to say nothing. because if she did it would ruin her reputation even more than his because what she did ! she could be sure never to find a boyfriend, I mean even when a girl has size D equipment, what guy who even has only a little brain would run a risk to date a girl that is filled up to her ears with aggressions like a bomb waiting to explode ? so it would be some kind of "I dont tell if you dont tell agreement". the problem here is that he has no way to know how she would react, would she agree to this or would she during the first opportunity whe she sees his girlfriend tell her, I mean she tried to ruin my manhood and failed, next thing she might try is to ruin my relationsship !!!!!!

so, any SERIOUS and HELPFULL comments would be appreciated (to those people who know I mean them if they should read this: I wrote these two words in big letters for a reason, I hope you understand this, if I wished I could spam your threads too !)

ok so i'm guessing by friend you mean you? well anyway if i were you i would come clean, the fact that you grabbed another womans breast's (jokingly or not) in a night club shows you are incapable of a meaningfull relationship, if my husband felt the need to grab someones else boob under any circumstances i would consider it as cheating, just put the boot on the other foot for a moment, if she were in the same nightclub with her friends & groped a mans penis (as a joke) how would you feel??

[Verve]

Aren't you a good friend! Looking out for him.

I say you, as a friend should introduce a new spot to hang out. State that place is dead. Not fun anymore.

To be honest if her friends go there as well she probably already knows.

Tell your friend if he wants bigger boobs get her pregnant… It might (depending on her body) work……

[SomeStraightGuy]

sorry if this is a little long but it is kind of complicated. a good friend of mine might be in danger of getting trouble with his girlfriend.

the trouble with her is that she has some complexes because of her breasts, she has size A or to say it more clearly she is flat like a surfboard. OK this is not great but on the other hand she has a really nice face and some VERY good "mouthly abilities" if you know what I mean (and other abilities in bed too !). anyway she has ALLWAYS making him trouble when he has been looking for a few seconds at women who are better equipped on their breasts and she has gotten really angry and he kind of promised her not to do it anymore.

now there has been an event when he (without wanting it !) had for a few seconds kind of made tried to make a joking contact with such a woman (he had NO intention of cheating !) and the result was the he was brutally attacked by her ! now the problem he has it what to say to his girlfriend it is really complicated and I will try to divide it into 3 options:

option 1): he tells her what has happened and also tells her that for the future he honestly for the future has no intention ever to be interested in a woman who is equipped like a cow and lets her equippment hang out of her shirt (and this is the complete truth, if he sees such a woman now he is not getting sexually arouseld but on the contrary agressive !) the problem of this option is that his girlfriend THINKS he was cheating (he did not).

option 2): he does not tell her anything. the problem here is that he frequently visits the club where it happened together with his girlfriends and some friends and there is a real danger that they might meet the girl who did it there again and that SHE might tell her !

option 3): similar as option 2) but he also asks his friends to look out for that girl whenever they are in the club and when they see her to tell her that it is in her own interest to say nothing. because if she did it would ruin her reputation even more than his because what she did ! she could be sure never to find a boyfriend, I mean even when a girl has size D equipment, what guy who even has only a little brain would run a risk to date a girl that is filled up to her ears with aggressions like a bomb waiting to explode ? so it would be some kind of "I dont tell if you dont tell agreement". the problem here is that he has no way to know how she would react, would she agree to this or would she during the first opportunity whe she sees his girlfriend tell her, I mean she tried to ruin my manhood and failed, next thing she might try is to ruin my relationsship !!!!!!

so, any SERIOUS and HELPFULL comments would be appreciated (to those people who know I mean them if they should read this: I wrote these two words in big letters for a reason, I hope you understand this, if I wished I could spam your threads too !)

ok so i'm guessing by friend you mean you? well anyway if i were you i would come clean, the fact that you grabbed another womans breast's (jokingly or not) in a night club shows you are incapable of a meaningfull relationship, if my husband felt the need to grab someones else boob under any circumstances i would consider it as cheating, just put the boot on the other foot for a moment, if she were in the same nightclub with her friends & groped a mans penis (as a joke) how would you feel??

no I meant him just as I said ! and I can understand what you are saying but a counterquestion: do you know how big a normal penis is ? and do you know how big a pair of D sized breasts is that is not even hold back properly ? also this is about evolution, it is hard to expalin but as a guy it is different ! but thank you anyway, it might be probable that his girlfriend thinks exactly the way about this and it cant be explained to her (but it is the truth, he was not cheating !!!!!) I mean just because some girl who looks like a prostitue he NEVER would have the idea to leave his girlfriend !

[SomeStraightGuy]

Aren't you a good friend! Looking out for him.

I say you, as a friend should introduce a new spot to hang out. State that place is dead. Not fun anymore.

To be honest if her friends go there as well she probably already knows.

Tell your friend if he wants bigger boobs get her pregnant… It might (depending on her body) work……

well he might try it but its difficult, I mean it IS the best location and there is not much thats comparable nearby.

and for bigger boobs, as I said he now DOES NOT want a girl who is equipped like a cow anymore, this experience was certainly enough for him and this is a verysad thing that maybe just at the moment when he says, OK I dont want no other girl the relationship might be in danger !!!!!!

[SomeStraightGuy]

is nobody thinking Option 3 might work ? this would be my preferred solution IF it would work !

[YAS]

sorry if this is a little long but it is kind of complicated. a good friend of mine might be in danger of getting trouble with his girlfriend.

the trouble with her is that she has some complexes because of her breasts, she has size A or to say it more clearly she is flat like a surfboard. OK this is not great but on the other hand she has a really nice face and some VERY good "mouthly abilities" if you know what I mean (and other abilities in bed too !). anyway she has ALLWAYS making him trouble when he has been looking for a few seconds at women who are better equipped on their breasts and she has gotten really angry and he kind of promised her not to do it anymore.

now there has been an event when he (without wanting it !) had for a few seconds kind of made tried to make a joking contact with such a woman (he had NO intention of cheating !) and the result was the he was brutally attacked by her ! now the problem he has it what to say to his girlfriend it is really complicated and I will try to divide it into 3 options:

option 1): he tells her what has happened and also tells her that for the future he honestly for the future has no intention ever to be interested in a woman who is equipped like a cow and lets her equippment hang out of her shirt (and this is the complete truth, if he sees such a woman now he is not getting sexually arouseld but on the contrary agressive !) the problem of this option is that his girlfriend THINKS he was cheating (he did not).

option 2): he does not tell her anything. the problem here is that he frequently visits the club where it happened together with his girlfriends and some friends and there is a real danger that they might meet the girl who did it there again and that SHE might tell her !

option 3): similar as option 2) but he also asks his friends to look out for that girl whenever they are in the club and when they see her to tell her that it is in her own interest to say nothing. because if she did it would ruin her reputation even more than his because what she did ! she could be sure never to find a boyfriend, I mean even when a girl has size D equipment, what guy who even has only a little brain would run a risk to date a girl that is filled up to her ears with aggressions like a bomb waiting to explode ? so it would be some kind of "I dont tell if you dont tell agreement". the problem here is that he has no way to know how she would react, would she agree to this or would she during the first opportunity whe she sees his girlfriend tell her, I mean she tried to ruin my manhood and failed, next thing she might try is to ruin my relationsship !!!!!!

so, any SERIOUS and HELPFULL comments would be appreciated (to those people who know I mean them if they should read this: I wrote these two words in big letters for a reason, I hope you understand this, if I wished I could spam your threads too !)

ok so i'm guessing by friend you mean you? well anyway if i were you i would come clean, the fact that you grabbed another womans breast's (jokingly or not) in a night club shows you are incapable of a meaningfull relationship, if my husband felt the need to grab someones else boob under any circumstances i would consider it as cheating, just put the boot on the other foot for a moment, if she were in the same nightclub with her friends & groped a mans penis (as a joke) how would you feel??

no I meant him just as I said ! and I can understand what you are saying but a counterquestion: do you know how big a normal penis is ? and do you know how big a pair of D sized breasts is that is not even hold back properly ? also this is about evolution, it is hard to expalin but as a guy it is different ! but thank you anyway, it might be probable that his girlfriend thinks exactly the way about this and it cant be explained to her (but it is the truth, he was not cheating !!!!!) I mean just because some girl who looks like a prostitue he NEVER would have the idea to leave his girlfriend !

hhmmm well i do have an idea, i was blessed with a & to qoute my husband "f*cking fantastic pair" more around the double d mark though & yes i am aware of the average size penis, i see you failed to answer my question though, i know my husband would feel the exactly the same as i would if i grabbed some mans penis or he grabbed some womans boobs, the size is irrelivant tbh the fact of the matter is your friend shouldn't of done it under any circumstances if your friend had any respect for his gf & their relationship then he wouldnt of done it, its gona hurt her when she finds out - he will of been well aware of that or at least he should of been if he respected her

& no honey i dont think option 3 is ever going to work, your friend was wrong to his gf & wrong to the woman he groped i would say a kick to the nads & being dumped is his only option tell him to suck it up learn from it & move on

[SomeStraightGuy]

but if you really have a Double D then you should know that this is kind of an automatic reaciton of a guy when he sees this is has NOTHING absolutely NOTHING to do with cheating ! and OK it might in your case be something different if you are in a relation then HOPEFULLY you do cover them up but this "lady" did not cover them up just on the contrary it was INTENTIONALLY made so that you could see everything !!!!!! and this was the only reason that he to say it this way he sexual intstincts were awaken, it was in no ways an intentionally cheating from his parts !

[animallover15]

Yeah, she was asking for it

[Lena]

[SomeStraightGuy]

so, any SERIOUS and HELPFULL comments would be appreciated (to those people who know I mean them if they should read this: I wrote these two words in big letters for a reason, I hope you understand this, if I wished I could spam your threads too !)

[animallover15]

[SomeStraightGuy]

so any more SERIOUS ideas ? you could also just give the number of the option (1, 2, or 3) you think should be best.

[animallover15]

[YAS]

but if you really have a Double D then you should know that this is kind of an automatic reaciton of a guy when he sees this is has NOTHING absolutely NOTHING to do with cheating ! and OK it might in your case be something different if you are in a relation then HOPEFULLY you do cover them up but this "lady" did not cover them up just on the contrary it was INTENTIONALLY made so that you could see everything !!!!!! and this was the only reason that he to say it this way he sexual intstincts were awaken, it was in no ways an intentionally cheating from his parts !

hmmm well i guess she asked for it then

are you saying she did want you to grab them? & you did? then thats cheating right??

"the trouble with her is that she has some complexes because of her breasts, she has size A or to say it more clearly she is flat like a surfboard."

this is the part that worries me, if your friend loved his gf then he more then most would (or should) hold back, wether a woman pushed them in his face or not if he had any respect for his gf he would of thought about her feelings & the fact that she has "complexes" about the size of her breast's, he is obviously more interested in her not finding out rather then being concernd for her feelings,

why can't he just tell her?? he did nothing wrong right? it was the womans fault right?? she "awakend his sexual instincts" so explain that to his gf & see if she agrees with you, if he did nothing wrong then why feel the need to lie to her about it??