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Have you ever thought you were lesbian

Postby Spoilt Bi on Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:50 pm

Did you ever think you might secretly be a lesbian or have fantasized more about a woman than a man?

I have never been with one, but i do think about one woman in particular a lot. Im not sure if I like her or not. im confused . Though i seem to like men..
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Postby Verve on Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:50 pm

Hell No! I'm strictly d*ckly and I'll love d*ck till the day I die!



You might have a crush....

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Postby Fred75 on Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:56 pm

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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Postby Verve on Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:04 pm

Where do you get these jokes from! :lol:

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Postby Cambridge on Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:50 am

Fred75 wrote:An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."


That's great, hb. I was just about to post the same. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Have you ever thought you were lesbian

Postby Louise_Ash on Tue May 13, 2008 10:01 pm

Spoilt Bi wrote:Did you ever think you might secretly be a lesbian or have fantasized more about a woman than a man?

I have never been with one, but i do think about one woman in particular a lot. Im not sure if I like her or not. im confused . Though i seem to like men..


I love a man like the next girl, but I do sometimes get all excited in the gym changing room if a particularly horny girl is getting changed/dressed or showered.

Louise.
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Postby MaxtheGaul on Wed May 14, 2008 3:41 pm

Verve wrote:Where do you get these jokes from! :lol:


From his database. :D

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Postby sugar&spice on Wed May 14, 2008 3:45 pm

I see girls I think are hot all the time and sometimes fantasise about them but I know I'm not a lesbian...I like c0ck too much!!! :D

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Postby felix321 on Thu May 15, 2008 4:42 pm

sugar&spice wrote:I see girls I think are hot all the time and sometimes fantasise about them but I know I'm not a lesbian...I like c0ck too much!!! :D


that is good to know

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Postby Mr A on Thu May 15, 2008 4:56 pm

I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body :) :(

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Postby noodles on Thu May 15, 2008 5:05 pm

If you're genuinely curious why not go to a lesbian forum?

You're not likely to get advice that doesnt involve peoples fantasies and the word C*** a lot on this board. If thats the type of advice you're looking for then il answer your question - you're not a lesbian.

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Re: Have you ever thought you were lesbian

Postby tobinfest on Thu May 15, 2008 5:19 pm

Louise_Ash wrote:
Spoilt Bi wrote:Did you ever think you might secretly be a lesbian or have fantasized more about a woman than a man?



I love a man like the next girl, but I do sometimes get all excited in the gym changing room if a particularly horny girl is getting changed/dressed or showered.

Louise.
xx


Wow, Louise, I am also not a lesbian, (male) but I am also into watching women getting changed/dressed or showered.
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