sybianguy wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen,
Where do I start? What do I say? The Sybian is the utmost ultimate orgasm machine known to man and womankind. I did have to prime the pump first. I did have to start the fire and put her needs first. We opened a bottle of wine, we both knew where this was going and what needed to be done, but I had to make the effort which up to now, I had almost given up. I started with a full body massage. After that, we spread a blanket on the floor by the bed and as we drank our wine, we assembled the Sybian. She chose the small attachment which I thought was too small. Man was I wrong. I let her test the rotation and vibration controls before she jumped on. Once on, she was driving. She set the rotation and vibration. It was mere seconds before she felt something happening. Holy S*** does that thing work. I was infront of her, in back of her, all over her while she had orgasm after orgasm. Like the corny demo cd, I asked her how many and she replied with some number I could not make out. Not to make this sound cheap like a porno chat room, she insisted, no demanded that I get behind her and "take up the Rear". When we were finally done, I asked her about her experience. She said she had the longest continuous orgasm she ever had. I said "ever"? She said "EVER HAD". I said "So should I return it"? She said not on my life. Spend the money. put it on a credit card. It is all worth it. I can't wait to get home tonight.
Thank you all for listening.
Most excellent.
I got a nice little bonus late last year, and among other things I surprised my wife with a Sybian. Unfortunately for health reasons, she ended up needing to avoid it for a period of time.
But when she finally gave it a try? BAM!
Now I'm not saying she's not multiorgasmic, because I do have a few tricks up my sleeve.
She's quite accustomed to multi-digit orgasms. She's quite bottomless in that regard.
With the Sybian, I set both controls at most at about 40% power. That was plenty. And I didn't even start off at that level. She was just non-stop.
I do like the one person's suggestion of tying her to it, though. Hhhmmm....
