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Postby Spoilt Bi » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:51 pm

hey girls?

the whole husband in a dress thing got me thinking...what's the strangest request you've had from a guy?

i think mine would have to be to...um..."tickle" his behind while i was down there. has anyone else had this request? i was a little weirded out and didn't want to because hello! of what it might smell like, so i didn't, but is this weird?
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Postby splinkygb » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:20 pm

I'm a guy and once went with a woman who started doin that!

Jeez, that gave me a shock and I asked her politely to stop!

She said her previous boy-friend loved it and got her doing it! :?

Takes all sorts I suppose!
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Postby G Wizard » Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:57 pm

You mean, stroke his prostate with your finger while giving him a blowjob?

I'd read about this some years ago, and finally got to experience it. It's pretty freakin' intense. In a good way. :cool: Seriously, it feels like her finger is right inside my c0ck.

If you're worried about smell, have him shower just before. And get yourself a box of latex gloves. Don't forget to use an appropriate lube.
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Postby mysticlvr » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:30 am

I like fingering a guy's anus actually. My bf only lets me do it occasionally ... but it can be fun. :)

strangest request (by an ex) was to give him my lace panties so he could wear them to work - and later he wanted to dress as a maid and serve my girlfriends food. He was also into golden showers (which i am not)
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Postby tobinfest » Fri May 02, 2008 4:27 pm

At some time, press a finger below the balls and the anus and give some pressure. You are hitting the prostate tube and for guys, it is much like the G-spot, heavenly.
You will startle the guy at first, but he will got over it. Add this to oral sex and he will be yours. Watch out for the volcanic eruption, which usually follows fairly quickly.
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Postby Cambridge » Fri May 02, 2008 9:18 pm

tobinfest wrote:At some time, press a finger below the balls and the anus and give some pressure. You are hitting the prostate tube and for guys, it is much like the G-spot, heavenly.
You will startle the guy at first, but he will got over it. Add this to oral sex and he will be yours. Watch out for the volcanic eruption, which usually follows fairly quickly.
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:lol: That precise area is called the “taint”, cause: ’taint balls and ’taint bum’. :lol:
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Postby Starshine » Sat May 03, 2008 7:23 am

Strangest request? To wear tights regularly instead of stockings. Very unblokeish (now how that for a word?)!
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Postby splinkygb » Sat May 03, 2008 2:38 pm

No Ladies, I was definitely talkin' bout not liking having my anus prodded by a woman who presumed all men liked that! :?
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Postby Fred75 » Sat May 03, 2008 7:51 pm

G Wizard wrote:You mean, stroke his prostate with your finger while giving him a blowjob?

I'd read about this some years ago, and finally got to experience it. It's pretty freakin' intense. In a good way. :cool: Seriously, it feels like her finger is right inside my c0ck.

If you're worried about smell, have him shower just before. And get yourself a box of latex gloves. Don't forget to use an appropriate lube.


It's why poofters like cocks up their arse too.
You should try that.
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Postby DanMc » Sat May 03, 2008 8:51 pm

Fred75 wrote:
G Wizard wrote:You mean, stroke his prostate with your finger while giving him a blowjob?

I'd read about this some years ago, and finally got to experience it. It's pretty freakin' intense. In a good way. :cool: Seriously, it feels like her finger is right inside my c0ck.

If you're worried about smell, have him shower just before. And get yourself a box of latex gloves. Don't forget to use an appropriate lube.


It's why poofters like cocks up their arse too.
You should try that.

He's an expert on gay sex. 8)
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Postby splinkygb » Sun May 04, 2008 6:37 pm

The rear passage has no part in sex! Its for crapping out of! :oops:
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Postby G Wizard » Tue May 06, 2008 3:28 pm

tobinfest wrote:At some time, press a finger below the balls and the anus and give some pressure. You are hitting the prostate tube and for guys, it is much like the G-spot, heavenly.

1) "Hitting the prostate tube"? Time for you to brush up on your anatomy. There may be nerves there which respond positively, but the prostate doesn't route to the penis via the exterior side of that bone. Now had you suggested that massaging the prostate itself is analogous to the female G-spot, then you'd be on to something.

2) This (ie, the external area between scrotum and anus) isn't a universal pleasure. Certainly not for me, where it's a vaguely interesting sensation at best, and boring/distracting/annoying at worst.
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