why can't men wear skirts ?

[Guest]

It seems these SkirtCafe freaks are trying to destroy our forum

Men=Jeans, Trousers, Shorts.
Women=skirts.

most people understand this logic, and if you ask any girl what kind of man she's attracted to, it's a MANLY one. Not one she'll have to share her wardrobe with. This fashion will never catch on, look at the way men sit. You don't wanna be seeing all of THAT up a guys skirt when you travel to work...

there's no benefit for men to wear skirts. Before you mention sperm counts (a popular argument from these sort), go to Africa or Central America and see mans dem in trousers with bare kids (lots).

Alf, we've gotta fight back against these kind of people. We've already seen KiltyCol's views of Muslims and other races on this site. Things could get nasty.

[Guest]

I don't know who all these haters are, but it pisses me off.

Men CAN and DO wear skirts, it WILL catch on. You can't stop it. It's comfortable, sexy, and girls LOVE it. There's no harm with 'sitting as a lady' if your skirt it a little on the tight or short side. We're not perverts because we choose to dress differently from you. We've let blacks into this country and accepted them and their strange ways, so why not skirts for men?

We've opened our doors to all sorts, so if we get a decent summer this could be a sight you'll have to get used to.

r1g0r, I'd love to punch Alf, or even better, stab him but let's not rise to the bait. He's just trying to get our backs up. We need to make this younger generation respect us, even if we have to take this site down and re-name it. I've got phpBB hacking tools back at the office...

Skirts for Men! Coming soon!

FACT

[Polgara69]

http://www.kiltmen.com/

Dont tell me these men dont look sexy as hell. If Sean Connery can wear a skirt and get away with it, anyone can! (Yes I am aware there is a difference between skirts and kilts before some clever clogs points it out but it still is not a pair of trousers and it ends at the knee!)

[VanessaEvans]

Men should wear skirts whenever they want. Who are we to say what people can or cannot wear. Freedom of choice and Live and let live.
I always wear a skirt or dress.

Men like looking up women's skirts so why shouldn't women look up men's skirts.
My bf wishes that more women would wear skirts - preferably short ones.

Vanessa

[Mac]

Forget about kilts. Go for the real the real skirts.

[Polgara69]

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/v/Sport/Football/DavidBeckham/beckhamsarong.jpg.html

Im not a guy but this isnt a kilt either. And seeing as he is fashionable hunk I think this counts.

[Kilty Col's Mum]

Our Colin is always wearing Skirts, what is wrong with that?

[KiltyCol's Dad]

Our Colin is always wearing Skirts, what is wrong with that?

But our Colin was a loner... We always had to pick him up in the car from the school gates to prevent other kids beating him up. That's the main reason why I left you and our marriage broke down, because you'd justify his behaviour as a cry for help... Why did you let my boy go to school in a Gingham dress?

This is why I started working late and drinking heavily, eventually losing my job at the bus company and ending up homeless on the streets of London. This is the first time I've told you love, but the way you treated our Colin showed you never respected or loved me...

[Guest]

If you could get together all the men who have ever lived, the vast majority would be wearing a skirt-like garment (sarong, toga, jellaba, kaftan, kilt etc etc). Even in Europe, they were wron in places like Russia (kaftans) and SE Europe (jellabas) until maybe 200 years ago. Maybe fashion will come round again, but, historically, its exceptional for men to be wearing trousers.

[Guest]

Alf, don't tease us anymore. Skirt fashion for men is just as important as trousers and jeans. You cant be descriminating us anymore. I thought you liked the picture of me in that skirt handing that boot over to the kilt guy.

You got to see two styles of dress for men which is very popular. You don't see all the guys in skirts because YOU DONT WANT TO and you shut your eyes to us.

We are taking over, so you better accept it

[Guest]

If this stuff turns you guys on, even a little bit, then you are a transvestite. Seek counseling...

[Kilty Col's Sister]

I agree.
my brother is nothing but a Pervert.

[KiltyCol's Brother]

Remember that time Colin (KiltyCol) came home to visit us in that Pencil Skirt and heels?

I remember how he was so keen for everyone else to dress like him...

I think that was shortly before he 'came out'... Last week he told us all in front of our Nan that he's spoken to his local NHS Trust and he's 'transitioning'... He's taking breast hormones beforer his sex change operation, and he'll fly out to Thailand... He said he's coming back as Coleen... It took us agest to help Nan out after she fainted in disgust

[quatinus]

Guest Wrote:

Speaking to people on a Forum or on the Net doesn't make them your 'friends' mate I'm talking about real people. Hmmm. You don't wear skirts, eh? Don't lie we've seen your sort before

Firstly Guest - for the record my friends are not mere cyber friends but real and true friends.

Secondly - I don't lie and you haven't seen my sort before at all. You wouldn't know my sort even if it was as plain as the bigotted nose on your face.

Maybe when Alf grows up, he will develop a more tolerant and generous attitude towards other people ???

No way - 'neanderthals' like Alf and his accolytes will never be tolerant because they do not have the breadth of mind to do so. Nor, though, can they provide a sound argument against freedom of choice for men - because there isn't one.

They are like parasites feeding off rational argument to be abusive and non-sensical. All they are able to do insult and deride.

Treat them with the contempt they clearly deserve.

[quatinus]

You are far too serious for this forum!

And you aren't?

Are you saying now, then, that all your derision, insult and abuse is merely friendly chat and isn't really aimed at provoking people - yeah