Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

[Noxious89123]

My gf (VampireMistress) just punched me in the face whilst handing me a pair of jeans. How harsh is that?

What should i do about it?

[Hotel_Whiskey]

Punch her back?!
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[Noxious89123]

She's just brushing her teeth atm, i'll smack her on the ass when she comes back in

[VampireMistress]

I did not punch him in the face.

He's a silly bugger. I just caught him with my hand as I thrusted his jeans at him. And anyway. He keeps licking my face! Grr.

VM

[Noxious89123]

But your face is delicious. Om nom nom.

I still say you punched me.

Rowr.

[MaxtheGaul]

Bite his neck.

[Noxious89123]

She does regularly

[Cambridge]

My gf (VampireMistress) just punched me in the face whilst handing me a pair of jeans. How harsh is that?

What should i do about it?

Why is she handing you your jeans? How did she get them in the first place? I sense there’s a back story here.

[Who?]

My gf (VampireMistress) just punched me in the face whilst handing me a pair of jeans. How harsh is that?

What should i do about it?

Why is she handing you your jeans? How did she get them in the first place? I sense there’s a back story here.

I agree with Cambridge. This thread has a light-hearted jovial feel to it... if you take it at face-value. But scratch beneath the surface and something very sinister could be lurking (a bit like on Dr Who). I reckon it's a coded message to aliens, telling them when to attack... oh God... we're all going to die!!!!

Wish I hadn't looked at this thread now... I'd rather have remained ignorant (like I am with most things)