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Postby Noxious89123 » Mon May 05, 2008 9:45 am

My gf (VampireMistress) just punched me in the face whilst handing me a pair of jeans. How harsh is that?

What should i do about it?


:lol:
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Postby Hotel_Whiskey » Mon May 05, 2008 9:47 am

Punch her back?!
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Postby Noxious89123 » Mon May 05, 2008 9:49 am

She's just brushing her teeth atm, i'll smack her on the ass when she comes back in :twisted:
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Postby VampireMistress » Mon May 05, 2008 9:56 am

I did not punch him in the face. :P

He's a silly bugger. I just caught him with my hand as I thrusted his jeans at him. And anyway. He keeps licking my face! Grr.

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Postby Noxious89123 » Mon May 05, 2008 10:37 pm

But your face is delicious. Om nom nom.

I still say you punched me.

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Postby MaxtheGaul » Tue May 06, 2008 8:38 am

Bite his neck.
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Postby Noxious89123 » Wed May 07, 2008 11:20 pm

She does regularly :lol:
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Postby Cambridge » Thu May 08, 2008 5:20 am

Noxious89123 wrote:My gf (VampireMistress) just punched me in the face whilst handing me a pair of jeans. How harsh is that?

What should i do about it?


:lol:


Why is she handing you your jeans? How did she get them in the first place? I sense there’s a back story here. :D
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Postby Who? » Thu May 08, 2008 9:35 am

Cambridge wrote:
Noxious89123 wrote:My gf (VampireMistress) just punched me in the face whilst handing me a pair of jeans. How harsh is that?

What should i do about it?


:lol:


Why is she handing you your jeans? How did she get them in the first place? I sense there’s a back story here. :D

I agree with Cambridge. This thread has a light-hearted jovial feel to it... if you take it at face-value. But scratch beneath the surface and something very sinister could be lurking (a bit like on Dr Who). I reckon it's a coded message to aliens, telling them when to attack... oh God... we're all going to die!!!!

Wish I hadn't looked at this thread now... I'd rather have remained ignorant (like I am with most things)
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