To tatoo or not?

[The man with no brain]

Not sure what gauge my ears are - ok am going to appear doh - how would I know what gauge they are???

Standard ear piercing is usually 18 gauge (0.8mm), though you can wear 16 gauge (1.2mm) with a bit of effort and perhaps some lube (I'll bet Alf knows all about the application of lube, lol )

If you haven't stretched them, that's probably what they are.

[The man with no brain]

Do I detect a hint of Jealousy there?

Admiration.

[The man with no drain]

Not on your Nelly.

What about on someone else's Nelly?

Alf, I admire Stephen Hawking, but I don't want to go jiggy with him either.

[The man with no brain]

Do you like Nicolas 42 then?

Hey Nick seems OK.

I have to say though, I am somewhat confused from a sexual point of view. I was chatting this gorgeous woman up last night, and she said "you're wasting your time, I'm a lesbian." Well, I had a rather sheltered upbringing, and I asked her what a lesbian was. She said "You see that barmaid over there? Well, I want to tear off her blouse and make mad passionate love to her." So did I, so I must be a lesbian.

Anyway, I had some of the barmaid's lovely steak in ale pie. I've decided to cook for her tonight. She's coming over to dinner and I'm hoping she'll have my tongue in cider.

[Nicolas42]

Hey 'Man with no brain', Alf and Guest!

Man with no brain (you sound cute shame you're not gay

Anyhow Guest - still not sure what gauge my lobes are - btw didn't stretch them either - they've just grown like that

Alfie when are we EVER going to see a foto of yourself then????

Oops almost forgot second tatoo on right arm looks hmmmmmmm cool I guess I would say

Now I want one on each shin just up from the ankle on both legs if you get my drift??

[Guest]

Nicholas42,

When l looked at your photo, it appears that you had "gauged/stretched" your lobes, but now that I look at it again, it appears that it was a bit misleading.

Those who have gauged/stretched lobes usually wear tunnels in their lobes. Here is a link to a photo of gauged/stretched lobes.

http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/01-ear/A80505/high/np16-lobe-streaching.jpg

Any pics of the new tattoo?

[Nicolas42]

Hey Mystery 'Guest'?!!

Will try and take one in a few mins

Any more pics of you????

[Nicolas42]

Hey hey 'Guest'!

As promised fotos of my new tatoo..........

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh263/Nicolas42/MeKir047.jpg

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh263/Nicolas42/MeKir045.jpg

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh263/Nicolas42/MeKir044.jpg
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh263/Nicolas42/Me20082.jpg

So mystery 'Guest' any fotos of you??

Have you any tatoos also??

[Nicolas42]

Alfie!

so where are theses fotos of you then?????

[Nicolas42]

Come on Alfie

Why can't you just say look here's where you can find me!??

[The Man with No Brain]

I did.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/realityxcheck/alf.jpg

[Nicolas42]

Wow we eventually get to see the gezeer himself

Not sure what to say

Whose the guy with the shaved head in the foto????

[Nicolas42]

Hey Alfie!

Do you know or have any gay friends then???

[Nicolas42]

So Alfie are any of them single..........................?

Maybe you have a go at some match making for me???

[The man with no brain]

Well Done, at least that proves something- That you are not only a "Guest" but someone who indeed is an existing Member!

What's up?

Can't you post in this thread with your real identity?

Why do I need to be a member? I just clicked on the number of posts under your name and ploughed back through until I found a reference to a photo in your post. I don't know if as a member I could have done it a little easier.