Aniston's boyfriend Mayer: Angelina Jolie is my cum

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I mean, let's be frank, the man said Angelina was his cum fantasy, if THAT wasn't reason enough to leave him alone, I don't know what is - seriously, you're known as the reject of the century, and yet you *seemingly* are hooking up with a guy who says Angelina is the ultimate? wow.

...not to mention...after he's been frenching Perez Hilton while he plays with his balls, he then shows up in stagey poolside pics and on 'dates,' with Aniston?

We won't even go into the peeing and mud facials.

Sad.

[Guest]

ITA
They look ridiculous together too. JA looks like an old lady with a teen age boy(with a big mouth).

[Guest]

I mean, let's be frank, the man said Angelina was his cum fantasy, if THAT wasn't reason enough to leave him alone, I don't know what is - seriously, you're known as the reject of the century, and yet you *seemingly* are hooking up with a guy who says Angelina is the ultimate? wow.

...not to mention...after he's been frenching Perez Hilton while he plays with his balls, he then shows up in stagey poolside pics and on 'dates,' with Aniston?

We won't even go into the peeing and mud facials.

Sad.

Listen stupid loon, do you understand a joke? Can you understand what a stand-up comedy is? John was not "fantasizing' on your idol ho. He was joking away and used the name Angelina Jolie to drive a point.

Here is John Mayer's jokes: "Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left -- just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy mo**er*u**e*, I've got nothing for you.'"

And here is one explanation about John kissing Perez the fag. Read it.

http://perezboycott.blogspot.com/2008/04/john-mayer-did-not-make-out-with-perez.html

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ITA
They look ridiculous together too. JA looks like an old lady with a teen age boy(with a big mouth).

I wonder was you frothing at the mouth when typing that. The fact is if you loons didn't know Anistons age you would think she was in her mid to late twentys. Go and get help Jealousy is really a terrible thing.

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ITA
They look ridiculous together too. JA looks like an old lady with a teen age boy(with a big mouth).

Loons are such idiots. In that case Pitt is to old for Holie much bigger age difference but with Pitt he looks 50 and Jolie 45

[Guest]

I don't care what you try to prove about John Mayer, I'm a fan, I like him and I'm not changing my mind about him. I'm sure something is lost here, and most of it is just lies. He and Jen make a good couple, and if she wasn't dating him you wouldn't even give a S*** what he ever did. When are you going to get over the Jen? She's no threat to Angelina. According to you Brad is happy. Maybe you'd be better off worrying about Angie and her incestuous relationship with her brother, or Angie's past drug use, or Angies' cuttings, or Angie's past two marriages, or Angie's plainly.

[Guest]

I don't care what you try to prove about John Mayer, I'm a fan, I like him and I'm not changing my mind about him. I'm sure something is lost here, and most of it is just lies. He and Jen make a good couple, and if she wasn't dating him you wouldn't even give a S*** what he ever did. When are you going to get over the Jen? She's no threat to Angelina. According to you Brad is happy. Maybe you'd be better off worrying about Angie and her incestuous relationship with her brother, or Angie's past drug use, or Angies' cuttings, or Angie's past two marriages, or Angie's plainly.

Great post. I couldn't care less about Jen, I like John and since people are discussing him here I'll post. He's clearly very happy with his life, openly kissing a smoker - something he said he would never do. Brangelina fans are just jealous.

[Guest]

I mean, let's be frank, the man said Angelina was his cum fantasy, if THAT wasn't reason enough to leave him alone, I don't know what is - seriously, you're known as the reject of the century, and yet you *seemingly* are hooking up with a guy who says Angelina is the ultimate? wow.

...not to mention...after he's been frenching Perez Hilton while he plays with his balls, he then shows up in stagey poolside pics and on 'dates,' with Aniston?

We won't even go into the peeing and mud facials.

Sad.

Jen dumped Brad. Get over it.

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John Mayer writes songs geared to middle aged women. His music is horrible unless you are over the hill. He is a star ck r too. He played with Perez's balls while frenching him. Jessica Simpson was there too. JM also gave her golden showers while they were dating.

He makes fun of small tits so I wonder what he saw in Barrenston. He probably wanted to dig around for some old Brad Pitt spooge. Mayer is a faggot. He probably wants to have a threesome with Pitt and Jolie. Pitt would probably F*** him up the ass while Jolie brings up the rear with a dildos
Aniston will be lucky if she escaped STD free.

Even Ricky Lake wouldn't date him when he approached her about his crush on her.

[Guest]

A Perez hater and Mayer lover saying Mayer didn't make out with Perez. Perez took a lie detector test. Twice. Mayer fondled his scrotum and also other things happened that Perez won't say.

Perez wouldn't lie about a nobody. BoycottPerez is probably run by Jennifer Maniston. Does she honestly think Mayer was joking when he hinted how nirvana it would be to get sucked off by AJ?

[Guest]

I mean, let's be frank, the man said Angelina was his cum fantasy, if THAT wasn't reason enough to leave him alone, I don't know what is - seriously, you're known as the reject of the century, and yet you *seemingly* are hooking up with a guy who says Angelina is the ultimate? wow.

...not to mention...after he's been frenching Perez Hilton while he plays with his balls, he then shows up in stagey poolside pics and on 'dates,' with Aniston?

We won't even go into the peeing and mud facials.

Sad.

Jen dumped Brad. Get over it.

Actually he dumped her. Read her Vanity Fair issue on her cry out. Cox even said he wanted out of the marriage while Aniston wanted to work it out. Cox also said he checked out of the marriage in the summer before. Read it. She was DUMPED.

[Guest]

A Perez hater and Mayer lover saying Mayer didn't make out with Perez. Perez took a lie detector test. Twice. Mayer fondled his scrotum and also other things happened that Perez won't say.

Perez wouldn't lie about a nobody. BoycottPerez is probably run by Jennifer Maniston. Does she honestly think Mayer was joking when he hinted how nirvana it would be to get sucked off by AJ?

Hi Perez!

[Guest]

A Perez hater and Mayer lover saying Mayer didn't make out with Perez. Perez took a lie detector test. Twice. Mayer fondled his scrotum and also other things happened that Perez won't say.

Perez wouldn't lie about a nobody. BoycottPerez is probably run by Jennifer Maniston. Does she honestly think Mayer was joking when he hinted how nirvana it would be to get sucked off by AJ?

Hi Perez!

Grow up, Jen.

[Black&Bold]

A Perez hater and Mayer lover saying Mayer didn't make out with Perez. Perez took a lie detector test. Twice. Mayer fondled his scrotum and also other things happened that Perez won't say.

Perez wouldn't lie about a nobody. BoycottPerez is probably run by Jennifer Maniston. Does she honestly think Mayer was joking when he hinted how nirvana it would be to get sucked off by AJ?

What about when he lied about Fidel Castro being dead? You're a jealous idiot and you need to learn proper grammer. It's "Perez wouldn't lie about anybody".

[fayet37]

A Perez hater and Mayer lover saying Mayer didn't make out with Perez. Perez took a lie detector test. Twice. Mayer fondled his scrotum and also other things happened that Perez won't say.

Perez wouldn't lie about a nobody. BoycottPerez is probably run by Jennifer Maniston. Does she honestly think Mayer was joking when he hinted how nirvana it would be to get sucked off by AJ?

What about when he lied about Fidel Castro being dead? You're a jealous idiot and you need to learn proper grammer. It's "Perez wouldn't lie about anybody".

Show's how immature they say to actually think that Perez tells the truth about anything. That phathomoracistpig is disgusting. And by the way phataloons, psychopaths pass lie detector tests all the time. Lie detectors are not used in court for a reason,phataloons..