chav jokes

[catonia]

It's not nice to tar them all with the same brush as the saying goes.
I've actually met nice chavs before.

[Guest]

YHO0 PUT JOK3S UP OF US CHAV3S AND THiiNK iiTS FUNNii
W3LL iiT AiiNT G3T A LiiF3 U P3OPL3 AND WHAT iiF W3 PUT A JOK3
UP OF ABOUT U WHAT WOULD U THiiNK TH3N iiTS LYK TAKiiNG TH3 PiSS
OUTTA A OLD P3RSON BUT THAT iiS FUNNii.
iiF ANY ON3 WANNA M3SS WiiTH M3 GiiV3 M3 UR ADR3SS3 AND iiL B3 TH3R3
iiN 4 DAYS LiiL LAM3 P3OPL3

Uhh... Wait a minute, let me try to communicate-
"W3LL OLD PPL DNT ACT LIIK3 COMPLII3T R3TARDS IINIIT AND MAYB IF U T3LL UR CHAVVIIE M8TS 2 STOP BULLIING PPL WHO R SMRT3R D3N D3M AND MAYB IIF U G3T A LIF3 INST3D OF G3TTN WAST3D PPL WIILL SHUT DA H3LL UP INNIT BRUV Y3H SAF3."

I hope they understand that, at least. Or is it too much for them. ... innit.

[honbuns]

Very good but doubt that it will get through.

[huh]

Very good but doubt that it will get through.

yea it'll get through allright but theres one thing missing...theres only 408 swear words when there really needs to be more like 8million to properly get a chav to undestand

[evanescence lover]

YHO0 PUT JOK3S UP OF US CHAV3S AND THiiNK iiTS FUNNii
W3LL iiT AiiNT G3T A LiiF3 U P3OPL3 AND WHAT iiF W3 PUT A JOK3
UP OF ABOUT U WHAT WOULD U THiiNK TH3N iiTS LYK TAKiiNG TH3 PiSS
OUTTA A OLD P3RSON BUT THAT iiS FUNNii.
iiF ANY ON3 WANNA M3SS WiiTH M3 GiiV3 M3 UR ADR3SS3 AND iiL B3 TH3R3
iiN 4 DAYS LiiL LAM3 P3OPL3

Uhh... Wait a minute, let me try to communicate-
"W3LL OLD PPL DNT ACT LIIK3 COMPLII3T R3TARDS IINIIT AND MAYB IF U T3LL UR CHAVVIIE M8TS 2 STOP BULLIING PPL WHO R SMRT3R D3N D3M AND MAYB IIF U G3T A LIF3 INST3D OF G3TTN WAST3D PPL WIILL SHUT DA H3LL UP INNIT BRUV Y3H SAF3."

I hope they understand that, at least. Or is it too much for them. ... innit.

WOW!you speak the language !
-Q- Whats brown and black and looks good on a chav?
-A- A DOBERMAN!!!

[Guest]

YHO0 PUT JOK3S UP OF US CHAV3S AND THiiNK iiTS FUNNii
W3LL iiT AiiNT G3T A LiiF3 U P3OPL3 AND WHAT iiF W3 PUT A JOK3
UP OF ABOUT U WHAT WOULD U THiiNK TH3N iiTS LYK TAKiiNG TH3 PiSS
OUTTA A OLD P3RSON BUT THAT iiS FUNNii.
iiF ANY ON3 WANNA M3SS WiiTH M3 GiiV3 M3 UR ADR3SS3 AND iiL B3 TH3R3
iiN 4 DAYS LiiL LAM3 P3OPL3

Uhh... Wait a minute, let me try to communicate-
"W3LL OLD PPL DNT ACT LIIK3 COMPLII3T R3TARDS IINIIT AND MAYB IF U T3LL UR CHAVVIIE M8TS 2 STOP BULLIING PPL WHO R SMRT3R D3N D3M AND MAYB IIF U G3T A LIF3 INST3D OF G3TTN WAST3D PPL WIILL SHUT DA H3LL UP INNIT BRUV Y3H SAF3."

I hope they understand that, at least. Or is it too much for them. ... innit.

WOW!you speak the language !
-Q- Whats brown and black and looks good on a chav?
-A- A DOBERMAN!!!

C**vs annoy me!

[Guest]

If someone is constantly saying how they would like to screw your mother to the point where the joke gets so old. What would you say to make sure he never mentions those words again in a light hearted not over sensitive way?

[Guest]

i'm sorry chav's have a life thats the biggest loads of rubbish i've heard you lot hang around tesco (oh yeah thats the life INNIT t**** ) and your all a bunch of thieving bastards so yeah you think you got it good carry on but the rest of society dont need to be harrased by you LOOSERS all the time so why dont you chavvy LOOSERS go pick a fight with a great white shark then the rest of us will be happy

[Bailey91]

YHO0 PUT JOK3S UP OF US CHAV3S AND THiiNK iiTS FUNNii
W3LL iiT AiiNT G3T A LiiF3 U P3OPL3 AND WHAT iiF W3 PUT A JOK3
UP OF ABOUT U WHAT WOULD U THiiNK TH3N iiTS LYK TAKiiNG TH3 PiSS
OUTTA A OLD P3RSON BUT THAT iiS FUNNii.
iiF ANY ON3 WANNA M3SS WiiTH M3 GiiV3 M3 UR ADR3SS3 AND iiL B3 TH3R3
iiN 4 DAYS LiiL LAM3 P3OPL3

Why would we give you our addresses? You would just break in and steal things. And if you want us to stop making jokes about you, stop giving us ammo. Fools

[Hawaiian-]

haha

[Guest]

YHO0 PUT JOK3S UP OF US CHAV3S AND THiiNK iiTS FUNNii
W3LL iiT AiiNT G3T A LiiF3 U P3OPL3 AND WHAT iiF W3 PUT A JOK3
UP OF ABOUT U WHAT WOULD U THiiNK TH3N iiTS LYK TAKiiNG TH3 PiSS
OUTTA A OLD P3RSON BUT THAT iiS FUNNii.
iiF ANY ON3 WANNA M3SS WiiTH M3 GiiV3 M3 UR ADR3SS3 AND iiL B3 TH3R3
iiN 4 DAYS LiiL LAM3 P3OPL3

do you actually now how to write on a computer or do you just not have an e on your keyboard(probabally sold it for 50p i guess that will keep you occupied for 1 night )

[ryancurran123]

im sorry but the best joke here was the one were the chav sed we have a life

im sorry but one of ur "bruvas" (probably), was with all his mates, he was about 17/18 an was with, bowt 40 CHAVs on a park about 2 week ago, an he was actin all hard, he went up an hit ma mate, whos 15

he wernt laughin the next day wen we both saw him on his own in town, without his "POSSE" an kicked his head in, actually u no wat ive not seen him since then

CHAVS have a life ? yeh right i say hangin round ASDA gettin screwed all night isnt a good life ?

were the ones with the problem though coz wen im old enuff to pay taxes, its me, an every other normal person, whos gonna be payin this guys "disability"

the thing wat makes it worse is that we put the effort in while were young so we can get a good job an look after a family, but then outta that money we have to look after ur family as well coz u haven't made an effort coz ur skivin an smokin pot wen ur menna be in skl, then wen older u sit at home wankin off an drinkin an smokin all day

im sorry but BRITAINS goin to the S*** an, im not just blamin chavs, but i gotta admit about 80% of it is there fault as they go around killin innocent people for no reason

wen on the news have we ever heard of a NOT CHAV person whos walked with his "mates" over to some innocent kid like half there age an stabbed them

answer that one please ??????

[NEwbie None chav]

Plz stop arguin nd by da way im not a chav i jus think its quika tlkin lyke dis on da comp See ill talk normal like this!

But i have got a joke!

What do you call a chav in a freezer?
Solid!

Please stop it, and to u chavs plz stop pikin on dem its jus cos ur sumtymes goin past dre house nd makin a lot of noise !!!!! lol
tanks (Thank you)
luv
(love)


11 year old Kayleigh Mechan! ...

[chavbuster]

what do a chav and a banana have in common?

you find them both in bunches and they both look like bent dicks

[Hotel_Whiskey]

YHO0 PUT JOK3S UP OF US CHAV3S AND THiiNK iiTS FUNNii
W3LL iiT AiiNT G3T A LiiF3 U P3OPL3 AND WHAT iiF W3 PUT A JOK3
UP OF ABOUT U WHAT WOULD U THiiNK TH3N iiTS LYK TAKiiNG TH3 PiSS
OUTTA A OLD P3RSON BUT THAT iiS FUNNii.
iiF ANY ON3 WANNA M3SS WiiTH M3 GiiV3 M3 UR ADR3SS3 AND iiL B3 TH3R3
iiN 4 DAYS LiiL LAM3 P3OPL3

yeah, you've really helped yourself out there
Try speaking English sweetheart

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