As usual, no line for the men's room, so the guys were in and out pretty quicky. The line for the ladies room was like 50 people long. So, my friend Frank and I were waiting for the men's room to empty out, so our girlfriends could use it since, well, they really had to go. So with about 3 or 4 people in the men's room, when someone would leave, I would count down. If someone went in, Frank would count up. One guy asked what we were counting, so I told him we were being paid to do a survey. After a few minutes, we were down to 0. We waved our hands and motioned to our girlfriends to come over to use the men's room. They got there pretty quickly, but half the ladies line stampeded to the men's room! Now there were 2 lines of women, one for each restroom, leaving no place for the men to go. When more men showed up, the women in the line told the men to go over there ... behind the trees. We went over to where the fireworks were, leaving a prety interesting situation behind us
