Stupid brain..

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BrokenCastle
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Stupid brain..

Postby BrokenCastle on Fri May 30, 2008 4:27 am

Why oh why can't you control dreams?? I dreamt I was sitting at an outdoor cafe when Jennifer Hawkins and Megan Gale (Aussie models) came up to me and smiled.

So what did I do? NOTHING...just sat there like a mullet till they left. Then, the next night I dreamt I got ..um..oral relief from a rather unattractive local woman :oops:

Stupid brain.
I now realize we are here to satisfy and please our women...and externally protect them and make them proud.
Every woman has the right to spend our money and enjoy a wild fling - FACT!

(except ugly ones of course...)

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Postby brunettebimbo on Fri May 30, 2008 10:59 am

Sorry no idea but that is funny! I have ridiculous dreams all the time!! x

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Postby zilt on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:21 am

ocassionaly you can control your dreams, particualry if they're recurring dreams.
Why do we fight wars to live in peace?

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Re: Stupid brain..

Postby Babykitten on Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:08 am

BrokenCastle wrote:Why oh why can't you control dreams?? I dreamt I was sitting at an outdoor cafe when Jennifer Hawkins and Megan Gale (Aussie models) came up to me and smiled.

So what did I do? NOTHING...just sat there like a mullet till they left. Then, the next night I dreamt I got ..um..oral relief from a rather unattractive local woman :oops:

Stupid brain.


Mine are the same, I'll see someone really attractive in my dream and who I want to kiss, then the dream changes and the person I'm with becomes the janitor or a tramp lying on a bench in the street. Dreams never allow you to have what you want.

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Postby Storyofeyes on Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:47 pm

Haha i know exactly what you mean - i had a dream a while ago that I was visiting a friend and who should sit on her coach but Simon Pegg!! Instead of flinging my arms around him and eating his face off (would obviously would have been acceptable since its a dream right), I was totally unphased by his presence and when he offered me the opportunity to co-write a new comedy sitcom I say "thanks but no thanks". WTF!?

Yes silly brain too but perhaps its just reminding us what is out of reach!

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Postby salinger on Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:38 pm

Has anybody semi-woken up and then gone back into REM sleep and been able to control their dream.

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Postby salinger on Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:52 pm

This happened to me but the dream was about fighting NY gangsters in a wood in England. So, pretty good, but would prefer one with Marion Cotillard, Monica Bellucci etc.

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Postby JamesofKent2 on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:44 pm

It means you want to have sex with your father.
Just beneath the skin I'm screaming


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