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[Miss Penny]

Soon humanity will see the light, and send christianity slithering back to hell... There is no place in humanity's our future for the vile disease of christianity...

OMG! The h0mo atheist sh:t-stuffers are back trying to hijack this thread again! I though you guys had took off to your own ***t***** thread. What are you doing back here?

[cosmicB]

Ahh miss penny is back, with her (or his?) amazingly healthy christian attitude toward sex and religion... You make us shy and little... I should go right outside and punish myself, at your convenience...

Thanks for all the compliments hun, you are too kind...

Sorry to have upset you princess... I will try to be more careful in the future... Would you kindly suggest a list of things I am not permitted to speak of, nor say..? so to not offend you again... I just couldn't bear another bout of your angry-wrath hun...


So, what's your preference for suckin-penises, hun..? natural, peeled, or other..?

Should babies be circumcised?..


We await your wise words with great expectation of learning the truth about it all...

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(And just in case I don't make it alive through the night.. given that I see that I've got a couple of seasoned hit-men on my tail, it's been fun with most of you in this forum.. Mine life is just about to end, and begin... Have a nice life here, with my blood-loving pet dragons...)

[cosmicB]

Hey!.. Neat!.. Seems my would be assassins' pickup-truck flipped over on the highway at about 70 m's per h, last night... I saw a tow truck bringing it into town just after midnight, to the government impound, a few blocks from me, its frame bent, and with its all roof squished in... oh joy.. Better they be in hospital or grave than in prison, this way they don't know it was me defending myself... Next!..

So it seems the grumpy babies have to put up with me for yet another day or two, till the evil dentist hires another couple assassins...

So answer the questions penny, if you're made of anything..? You came-in like a bull charging backwards... Now hows about we hear from the other end this time..?

[Miss Penny]

So answer the questions penny, if you're made of anything..?

As usual, you're so self-centred that you forgot to ask your question! So here's a question to fill in your time: Are you just upset because you're not circumcised and you're trying to improve the popularity of uncircumcised dicks so that you can get jobs doing porn flicks?

[The Colonel]

So answer the questions penny, if you're made of anything..?

As usual, you're so self-centred that you forgot to ask your question! So here's a question to fill in your time: Are you just upset because you're not circumcised and you're trying to improve the popularity of uncircumcised dicks so that you can get jobs doing porn flicks?

It's the repeat troll that uses guest names Emily B and Andrew McDuff.

How sad these trolls are.

[cosmicB]

penny.. you make me feel like I just stepped in dogshit...

[cosmicB]

penny's "invisible" questions:


"So, what's your preference for suckin-penises, hun..? natural, peeled, or other..?"

And.. "Should babies be circumcised?"...

[Guest2099]

Ok, for 14 years I never thought to ask why my penis looked any different from others. I've always been ashamed of being uncircumcised. I feel like a weirdo. I feel out-of-the-ordinary. I have yet to have any sexual contact because I am too afraid I'll be embarrassed. An uncircumcised penis isn't normal, in my opinion. Most people are circumcised. I wish I had been circumcised as a baby. Whenever I am washing my penis, and I move my foreskin back, the feeling against the head feels weird, and I DON'T LIKE IT. Obviously, it's because I'm accustomed to the feeling of my foreskin covering it, but still. That's the other thing that keeps me from having sex. If I don't like the feeling of something rubbing against my penis head, then I can only imagine the sheer horror I'd feel during sex.

So for the first time ever, at the age of 22, I decided to search Google about the circumcision procedure, and people's thoughts on circumcision vs uncircumcision. So far, no one here has really answered anything I've been wondering (I only read the first 5 - 10 pages), so here are my questions:

1. Won't most women be afraid of an uncircumcised penis? The embarrassment of a women freaking out at me would be unbearable. Not to mention possible backlash if she's so disgusted that she tells other people.

2. If I were to get circumcised, wouldn't my penis become longer while erect? Assuming I become sexually active after the procedure, A larger, erect penis = Good thing to women. I think it's pretty big even still uncircumcised, but I've never officially measured it.

3. What's the range of cost for the procedure cost (at a hospital)? Flat rate. No insurance.

[cosmicB]

Probably your best option is to hire an elderly Jewish circumciser... He's had lots of practice.. and is less likely to make the common mistake of cutting the whole thing right off...

You won't feel a thing... And maybe your voice will go up a few octaves..?

Eat a half of a fresh pineapple per day two weeks before the surgery, and you will heal in a quarter the time... Do it before every kind of surgery, and you might not even need to use pain killers while healing... Pineapple contains an enzyme that helps heal the human body fast...
Be sure to trim the pineapple's skin at least a half an inch in, or you'll feel like you've been kissing cacti all day... You might want to ask the surgeon to leave at least inch or two of penis remaining...

[The Colonel]

Ok, for 14 years I never thought to ask why my penis looked any different from others. I've always been ashamed of being uncircumcised. I feel like a weirdo. I feel out-of-the-ordinary. I have yet to have any sexual contact because I am too afraid I'll be embarrassed. An uncircumcised penis isn't normal, in my opinion. Most people are circumcised. I wish I had been circumcised as a baby. Whenever I am washing my penis, and I move my foreskin back, the feeling against the head feels weird, and I DON'T LIKE IT. Obviously, it's because I'm accustomed to the feeling of my foreskin covering it, but still. That's the other thing that keeps me from having sex. If I don't like the feeling of something rubbing against my penis head, then I can only imagine the sheer horror I'd feel during sex.

So for the first time ever, at the age of 22, I decided to search Google about the circumcision procedure, and people's thoughts on circumcision vs uncircumcision. So far, no one here has really answered anything I've been wondering (I only read the first 5 - 10 pages), so here are my questions:

1. Won't most women be afraid of an uncircumcised penis? The embarrassment of a women freaking out at me would be unbearable. Not to mention possible backlash if she's so disgusted that she tells other people.

2. If I were to get circumcised, wouldn't my penis become longer while erect? Assuming I become sexually active after the procedure, A larger, erect penis = Good thing to women. I think it's pretty big even still uncircumcised, but I've never officially measured it.

3. What's the range of cost for the procedure cost (at a hospital)? Flat rate. No insurance.

Yes it IS normal.

It is NATURAL = NORMAL.

The MAJORITY of men are UNCIRCUMCISED in the world = NORMAL.

BIOLOGICALLY it has a FUNCTION = NORMAL.

[Enuffalready]

Someone please let this topic die!

Guest 2099,

1) Ask a woman

2) No

3) Pricing at www.circumcisioncenter.com (assuming you are in the US)

[cosmicB]

OK.. You now have our permission to die... But we are going to run this thread till circumcision is history, and humanity has ceased torturing, mutilating, molesting, and terrorizing, our new-born babies "for god, money, slavery, and insanity"...

[The Colonel]

OK.. You now have our permission to die... But we are going to run this thread till circumcision is history, and humanity has ceased torturing, mutilating,and terrorizing, our new-born babies "for god and money"...

Couldn't agree more.

[AussieAdam]

I dont think you could agree more - You are both the biggest pair of fruitcases ever to post on FF.

How freaking stupid are the pair of you? how big a hammer does it need to get you to understand the simple question of the thread.

The question was about wether women prefer cut or uncut guys it had F*** all to do with anything else. It doesent matter what space brain or Colonel Blimp thinks. It was a simple question directed at women.

You both should be put in padded cells and locked away from society for a long long while - or at least not allowed to post without having a carer by your side

[cosmicB]

And in came the penis on Penis, AssholeAdam, to tell us about his latest personal developments, and his thoughts on peeled dics...

You didn't need to tell us all that about yourself in so much detail AssholeAdam.. A row of silly smilies would have sufficed... We already knew all that about you AssholeAdam.. Hell! the whole world knew it about you.. but thanks anyway for the refresher update... So do you feel better now, that you've had your little mouth-poopie in our faces..? Did you wipe, and wash your hands afterwards..? Did you know that you should always wash your fingers after having a poop..?

All which could have been said about women's prefs on sucking peeled and unpeeled dics had been said in this thread... Just how much can ten people say about suckin' dic, that hasn't already been said..? So the thread continued-on in other areas related to the topic of peeled dics.. into what causes peeled dics, and the ramifications on peeling kid's dics at birth... And next thing we might get into, is to try to determine if god is circumcised, or not... We figured Mary would know, given that she was the only child of god that god actually sexually molested in his time, and got her knocked up, on then sly, just to get his heavenly righteous rocks off, when he could have just as well used his almighty hands.. or he could have made his hand into a lovely pussy, instead of raping a baby...
I think the story went that Mary one night went to sleep a virgin, and woke the next morning to find that god had been in her bed, and at her cundt molesting her the whole night, and he got her pregnant too, in dangerous times, and when the public found out she was knocked up, they threatened to pummel her with rocks at the mall, until she cried out "God Fuked Me!".. and then it was all OK with the crazy angry crowd, and they didn't throw any rocks at her.. but just in case there were still people like asshole-adam in the grumpy anti-baby knocked-up teen-killing crowd, Joey and Mary ran away to another town in the night when the crowd was all asleep, and they got an apartment at the farmer's resort, where Mary had a kid that looked just like Joey... And the traveling rabbi came to the farm, and peeled the end of her baby's dic, and ate it, and they all sang happy Jewish dic peeling songs, and they all ate natural fat-free fancy sesame seed pancakes, and said shalom a lot, and god made a star shine brighter than the other ones, and three guys followed the pretty bright star, and delivered room-deodorant, and corpse-deodorant, and a few pieces of hot old gold that they wanted to get rid of.. and every body sang more happy Jewish songs, and the farmer's animals pretended to be house heaters, by blowing their warm breath and hot farts all over the room, and they all sang more happy songs, and danced naked in the moonlight... and since then, humanity has peeled baby's dics at birth, so they would be good and clean for ladies to suck on, and to look at.. and all the people in the place proudly sucked and fondled and played-with pretty properly peeled penises at their perfect pretty peeled penis party... And they all danced and fornicated among each other, and the boys who preferred fuking boys played in each others bum-holes, and they all sang happy fuking each other songs.. and everybody got their rocks off...


Then they peeled mine and the colonel's dics when we were tiny wee babies.. and it really fuking Hurt a Lot!.. Then a nun and a priest came-in, and the nun rubbed petroleum jelly with strong anesthetic mixed in it on our dics, after the priest sucked on them for a couple seconds.. and the nun and priest splashed us with rancid water, and chanted gibberish obscenities at us, and left...