What do women think of circumcised guys? Please post

[The Colonel]

So answer the questions penny, if you're made of anything..?

As usual, you're so self-centred that you forgot to ask your question! So here's a question to fill in your time: Are you just upset because you're not circumcised and you're trying to improve the popularity of uncircumcised dicks so that you can get jobs doing porn flicks?

It's the repeat troll that uses guest names Emily B and Andrew McDuff.

How sad these trolls are.

[cosmicB]

penny.. you make me feel like I just stepped in dogshit...

[cosmicB]

penny's "invisible" questions:


"So, what's your preference for suckin-penises, hun..? natural, peeled, or other..?"

And.. "Should babies be circumcised?"...

[Guest2099]

Ok, for 14 years I never thought to ask why my penis looked any different from others. I've always been ashamed of being uncircumcised. I feel like a weirdo. I feel out-of-the-ordinary. I have yet to have any sexual contact because I am too afraid I'll be embarrassed. An uncircumcised penis isn't normal, in my opinion. Most people are circumcised. I wish I had been circumcised as a baby. Whenever I am washing my penis, and I move my foreskin back, the feeling against the head feels weird, and I DON'T LIKE IT. Obviously, it's because I'm accustomed to the feeling of my foreskin covering it, but still. That's the other thing that keeps me from having sex. If I don't like the feeling of something rubbing against my penis head, then I can only imagine the sheer horror I'd feel during sex.

So for the first time ever, at the age of 22, I decided to search Google about the circumcision procedure, and people's thoughts on circumcision vs uncircumcision. So far, no one here has really answered anything I've been wondering (I only read the first 5 - 10 pages), so here are my questions:

1. Won't most women be afraid of an uncircumcised penis? The embarrassment of a women freaking out at me would be unbearable. Not to mention possible backlash if she's so disgusted that she tells other people.

2. If I were to get circumcised, wouldn't my penis become longer while erect? Assuming I become sexually active after the procedure, A larger, erect penis = Good thing to women. I think it's pretty big even still uncircumcised, but I've never officially measured it.

3. What's the range of cost for the procedure cost (at a hospital)? Flat rate. No insurance.

[cosmicB]

Probably your best option is to hire an elderly Jewish circumciser... He's had lots of practice.. and is less likely to make the common mistake of cutting the whole thing right off...

You won't feel a thing... And maybe your voice will go up a few octaves..?

Eat a half of a fresh pineapple per day two weeks before the surgery, and you will heal in a quarter the time... Do it before every kind of surgery, and you might not even need to use pain killers while healing... Pineapple contains an enzyme that helps heal the human body fast...
Be sure to trim the pineapple's skin at least a half an inch in, or you'll feel like you've been kissing cacti all day... You might want to ask the surgeon to leave at least inch or two of penis remaining...

[The Colonel]

Ok, for 14 years I never thought to ask why my penis looked any different from others. I've always been ashamed of being uncircumcised. I feel like a weirdo. I feel out-of-the-ordinary. I have yet to have any sexual contact because I am too afraid I'll be embarrassed. An uncircumcised penis isn't normal, in my opinion. Most people are circumcised. I wish I had been circumcised as a baby. Whenever I am washing my penis, and I move my foreskin back, the feeling against the head feels weird, and I DON'T LIKE IT. Obviously, it's because I'm accustomed to the feeling of my foreskin covering it, but still. That's the other thing that keeps me from having sex. If I don't like the feeling of something rubbing against my penis head, then I can only imagine the sheer horror I'd feel during sex.

So for the first time ever, at the age of 22, I decided to search Google about the circumcision procedure, and people's thoughts on circumcision vs uncircumcision. So far, no one here has really answered anything I've been wondering (I only read the first 5 - 10 pages), so here are my questions:

1. Won't most women be afraid of an uncircumcised penis? The embarrassment of a women freaking out at me would be unbearable. Not to mention possible backlash if she's so disgusted that she tells other people.

2. If I were to get circumcised, wouldn't my penis become longer while erect? Assuming I become sexually active after the procedure, A larger, erect penis = Good thing to women. I think it's pretty big even still uncircumcised, but I've never officially measured it.

3. What's the range of cost for the procedure cost (at a hospital)? Flat rate. No insurance.

Yes it IS normal.

It is NATURAL = NORMAL.

The MAJORITY of men are UNCIRCUMCISED in the world = NORMAL.

BIOLOGICALLY it has a FUNCTION = NORMAL.

[Enuffalready]

Someone please let this topic die!

Guest 2099,

1) Ask a woman

2) No

3) Pricing at www.circumcisioncenter.com (assuming you are in the US)

[cosmicB]

OK.. You now have our permission to die... But we are going to run this thread till circumcision is history, and humanity has ceased torturing, mutilating, molesting, and terrorizing, our new-born babies "for god, money, slavery, and insanity"...

[The Colonel]

OK.. You now have our permission to die... But we are going to run this thread till circumcision is history, and humanity has ceased torturing, mutilating,and terrorizing, our new-born babies "for god and money"...

Couldn't agree more.

[AussieAdam]

I dont think you could agree more - You are both the biggest pair of fruitcases ever to post on FF.

How freaking stupid are the pair of you? how big a hammer does it need to get you to understand the simple question of the thread.

The question was about wether women prefer cut or uncut guys it had F*** all to do with anything else. It doesent matter what space brain or Colonel Blimp thinks. It was a simple question directed at women.

You both should be put in padded cells and locked away from society for a long long while - or at least not allowed to post without having a carer by your side

[cosmicB]

And in came the penis on Penis, AssholeAdam, to tell us about his latest personal developments, and his thoughts on peeled dics...

You didn't need to tell us all that about yourself in so much detail AssholeAdam.. A row of silly smilies would have sufficed... We already knew all that about you AssholeAdam.. Hell! the whole world knew it about you.. but thanks anyway for the refresher update... So do you feel better now, that you've had your little mouth-poopie in our faces..? Did you wipe, and wash your hands afterwards..? Did you know that you should always wash your fingers after having a poop..?

All which could have been said about women's prefs on sucking peeled and unpeeled dics had been said in this thread... Just how much can ten people say about suckin' dic, that hasn't already been said..? So the thread continued-on in other areas related to the topic of peeled dics.. into what causes peeled dics, and the ramifications on peeling kid's dics at birth... And next thing we might get into, is to try to determine if god is circumcised, or not... We figured Mary would know, given that she was the only child of god that god actually sexually molested in his time, and got her knocked up, on then sly, just to get his heavenly righteous rocks off, when he could have just as well used his almighty hands.. or he could have made his hand into a lovely pussy, instead of raping a baby...
I think the story went that Mary one night went to sleep a virgin, and woke the next morning to find that god had been in her bed, and at her cundt molesting her the whole night, and he got her pregnant too, in dangerous times, and when the public found out she was knocked up, they threatened to pummel her with rocks at the mall, until she cried out "God Fuked Me!".. and then it was all OK with the crazy angry crowd, and they didn't throw any rocks at her.. but just in case there were still people like asshole-adam in the grumpy anti-baby knocked-up teen-killing crowd, Joey and Mary ran away to another town in the night when the crowd was all asleep, and they got an apartment at the farmer's resort, where Mary had a kid that looked just like Joey... And the traveling rabbi came to the farm, and peeled the end of her baby's dic, and ate it, and they all sang happy Jewish dic peeling songs, and they all ate natural fat-free fancy sesame seed pancakes, and said shalom a lot, and god made a star shine brighter than the other ones, and three guys followed the pretty bright star, and delivered room-deodorant, and corpse-deodorant, and a few pieces of hot old gold that they wanted to get rid of.. and every body sang more happy Jewish songs, and the farmer's animals pretended to be house heaters, by blowing their warm breath and hot farts all over the room, and they all sang more happy songs, and danced naked in the moonlight... and since then, humanity has peeled baby's dics at birth, so they would be good and clean for ladies to suck on, and to look at.. and all the people in the place proudly sucked and fondled and played-with pretty properly peeled penises at their perfect pretty peeled penis party... And they all danced and fornicated among each other, and the boys who preferred fuking boys played in each others bum-holes, and they all sang happy fuking each other songs.. and everybody got their rocks off...


Then they peeled mine and the colonel's dics when we were tiny wee babies.. and it really fuking Hurt a Lot!.. Then a nun and a priest came-in, and the nun rubbed petroleum jelly with strong anesthetic mixed in it on our dics, after the priest sucked on them for a couple seconds.. and the nun and priest splashed us with rancid water, and chanted gibberish obscenities at us, and left...

[cosmicB]

I have been trying to get into the memories of my birthing and circumcision.. and I keep getting tiny flashes of seeing the priest and nun when they were heading for the door of the hospital room, after doing their thing to my dic...
I saw two lizards leaving through the doorway... In this memory they look like a perfect blend between a lizard and a human, with soft greenish gray skin, and walking on two legs... DEMONS! for sure... maybe from another world..? planting cosmic virus eggs in our babies...

So far all I can get out of the memory, is seeing the nun struggling to lock the door after they entered, and then her bitching at the priest about the door, and the submissive gray haired priest helping her lock the door, and following her like a puppy around the room, and the nun lifting the covering off of me, and the fat bull butch nun ordering the priest around like he was a mindless kid... Then they did something I can't recall, just yet... The nun placed some light-cloth over my eyes for about 20-seconds...
I recall as they were exiting, all the pain suddenly vanished from my dic. when the anesthetic kicked-in...

I will unravel that memory one day, and I will see the facts of it all, and I will inform the whole world about the evils they do to male babies... I think part of what I'm seeing in that memory, is the priest lowering his mouth to my penis, same as the priest Leo Engel did when he molested me at 3-months old... The rest is still a blur, but it is in my memories.. it's just that there was a lot of pain, shock, and weirdness, with it.. which makes it difficult to have the memory play crisp and clear just now.. but I Will see what you fuking insane evil catholics did to my wee self!.. And I Will tell the world about your evils in your molesting human babies for your slavery and money scams.. Fuking God-Damned MoneySucking BabySucking Fagot Catholic Demons!.. Go Back to your Hell, and No return!..

[Polgara69]

That is the biggest loads of bollox I have read on here. It even beats some of the dumb ass troll posts and is even whackier than the nutters who post on the Angelina thread. You really need help sunny jim. Seriously.

[cosmicB]

You have no option but to see it that way, in being a mindless catholic slave to christinsanity... Your pix shows it too clearly... Your eyes and facial features illustrate a mindless spiritless little cut-throat rodent, as does your posture... You show as a sewer rat, ready to pounce and bite... You don't have the capacity to see and know anything but what you've been told... You are no more than a little puppet pet-mouse... I suspect that maybe you were a nun who quit the convent for various sexual and cultural hungers, after you started to suspect they are evil, maybe even after being been kicked out of a convent for being substandard..?


Proof of those "Roman Catholic Lizards", that I saw, will come when concerned intelligent people start setting up hidden cameras in those hospital rooms where Lord Satan's priest/nun crews do their evils to babies, to indoctrinate them into christinsanity's slavery and money sucking program...

I DEFINITELY SAW LIZARDS EXITING THAT ROOM!.. The memory is crystal clear!.. the segments I have thus far determined... There's somethings seriously evil about catholicism's base and methods...
I realize you can't see it, and that you believe that everything to be seen you can see... You fail to realize that there is 93% more to see and experience, than what you are aware of... For you it may well be 95%, or even 97%... Accept it! You are no more than a mindless twit at best...

And in a way you were correct.. I sure do need help... I need help waking this mindless insane humanity to a little reality while there's still time to prevent its extinction.. but you all are falling faster and further than I can reach... Humanity has fallen into religion's great toilet, and I really ain't into digging in all that shidt just to pull a few out who would only spit in my face once freed from Christianity's Hell... If there's one thing I've learned in Life, it's that you Cannot trust humans... they'll smile in your face, then turn on you the second you glance away... Maybe it's a disease..? Maybe it's the fact that all humans are infected with the herpes virus..? Maybe humans are just the Herpes Species' vehicles believing they are gods..?
I seriously do believe that humanity has gone totally fuking insane... The only reason hell hasn't broke-loose on planet earth is because of your punishment related "legal system" suppressing each of you... Remove that, and you mindless critters would very likely extinct yourselves in less than a hundred years... I bet you, "polgera", would be one running around murdering people for scraps of food, and bits of coveted clothing and trinkets, and just for the fun and excitements of the kill... You want to talk "sickies".. look in the mirror!.

[The Colonel]

I dont think you could agree more - You are both the biggest pair of fruitcases ever to post on FF.

How freaking stupid are the pair of you? how big a hammer does it need to get you to understand the simple question of the thread.

The question was about wether women prefer cut or uncut guys it had F*** all to do with anything else. It doesent matter what space brain or Colonel Blimp thinks. It was a simple question directed at women.

You both should be put in padded cells and locked away from society for a long long while - or at least not allowed to post without having a carer by your side

In that case, I'll start a thread about female circumcision and whether men should demand it.

Because of that reason, I expect not one single female to respond.

What a F****** idiot you are.