Is This US democracy?

[cosmicB]

Better you don't read it... It would only hurt your head... Better you fall in to a deep hole, and cover yourself up, and have a long deep never ending sleep...

[ZiaAries]

My cats can paint beautiful works of art. I'm watching one of them paint as I type. I think it will become a masterpiece. She has learned to dip the end of her whiskers in the paint to add a little something special as her signature.

[Cambridge]

My can’s an absolute bitch, except when I feed her. That’s ok, tho, she’s my bitch.

[ZiaAries]

My can’s an absolute bitch, except when I feed her. That’s ok, tho, she’s my bitch.

I have 2 females and a male. The male cat is by far the most affectionate. One of the females do not hesitate to bite me anything she wants. She is 12 years and I never was able to break her from it. One time she got so mad at me she actually jumped up and bite my thigh. I was so mad at her. This may be very bad, but I've bitten her back once or twice.

I love them though. They are treated like royalty.

[Cambridge]

It does seem that male cats are more affectionate than female cats…especially toward male owners…but also, as you say, female cats can be bitchy to anyone. When I first got Bou her attitude was, ‘pshaw…who are you? Just make sure dinner is on time.” I've had her for five years, and yer…we had a big fight over food. One night early on I put out a New York Steak that I was gonna cook. She jumped up on the kitchen counter (where she’s never allowed) and started biting into the steak. When I tried to brush her away she bit the back of my hand. I simply took her by the scruff of the neck and slapped her back haunches one mighty slap and then threw her out the back door and wouldn’t let her back in for three days.

When she came back she’d learned who was not only the stronger, but also the smarter…despite the millions of varmints in Marin County, she’d never learned to hunt and she was hungry. Since then, she has learned a lot of lessons. At 4 am she would scratch on the furniture to signal that she wanted me to let her out. I would get up and go to the door, where she would be waiting, and I would grab a rolled up magazine that I’d put there just for that moment, and I’d give her a good slap. Then, importantly, I did not let her out. She soon learned that there was pain, and no reward, with that strategy.

Since, she has occasionally had the thought to bite me…but her memory quickly comes back and she hesitates. At times she has gotten close. I have never bitten her back, but on those occasions, I have taken her up close to my face and bared my teeth in a gesture that is universal in the animal world (see, the film Alien). She gets the point and gives me one of those ‘Ok…please back off’ kind of meows.

We now live a life of compromise. She is my cat, but I am her boy-toy. She will cuddle up to me when I am reading the newspaper with tea in the morning. And she gets all pissy if any female tries to come into the house. Other than that, she depends on me and I depend on her.

[ZiaAries]

Hmm

Huh?

[Cambridge]

My can’s an absolute bitch, except when I feed her. That’s ok, tho, she’s my bitch.

I have 2 females and a male. The male cat is by far the most affectionate. One of the females do not hesitate to bite me anything she wants. She is 12 years and I never was able to break her from it. One time she got so mad at me she actually jumped up and bite my thigh. I was so mad at her. This may be very bad, but I've bitten her back once or twice.

I love them though. They are treated like royalty.

I have a budgie (in an aviary big enough for him to actually fly..), a beehive and a vegetable patch in my backyard here at the moment..

Very cool, BW. I once had a budgie. I also had two peach-faced love birds. Never had a beehive. We've got Africanized honey bees that have now reached the US. I once had a hive in a tree in my home in Tucson. Turns out, tho they are the most vicious of bees, they are the best producers of honey in the world. Go figure. Love the vegetable patch.

[cosmicB]

I had a bumble bee nesting in the outer foundation of this little house I am renovating.. and I had to build where she had her nest, but no matter what I did, she would always return to her little nest.. so I figured I'd try something a little different... I telepathed to her that if she didn't vacate the house, she would soon be buried alive... I telepathed that she could build her new home in my old truck, and left the window open enough for her to use as an comfortable and safe entry... But next miorning she was still nesting in the foundation.. so I telepathed to her a video that I was pulling off her wings and legs, squishing her under my shoe, if she didn't leave... Suddenly out of the nest came an absolutely huge bumble bee.. and extremely angry bumble bee.. attacking the two of us with gusto, non stop.. even at 50-feet away from the nest... The carpenter says, "I've owned bee hives, and this is the most aggressive I've ever seen a bee.." I didn't tell him about the telepathy... He knows that there is no such thing as "telepathy"...

Anyway.. I figures, if you've got bumble bees.. and a pesky salesman, or dog or cat, or cop, or whatever, in the yard.. just send the message to the bees like I sent to that bumble bee, and very soon you won't have pests in your yard... just an irritating hairless monkey running sreeming down the middle of the road with several extremely painful maxed-venom bumble bee stings...
Similar to what I did to a crazy psychotic neighbor, who found a pork chop bone on his doorstep, that a stray cat had pulled out of someone's trash, and chewed on it on his new porch carpet... I was standing at the side of my house, doing something, when I sees the irate neighbor place a cat chewed pork chop bone strategically on my top front step, right where it could easily cause a slip and serious fall down the steps onto cement...

It was obvious that he thought the pig bone originated from my garbage, and that my cat placed it on his step... Thing is I don't have a cat, and I don't eat pig... I came walking around the corner just as he had tur0ned around after settig his garbage on my step... He rushed away fast, not glancing back... He knew he was caught... I said nothing... That night, I poured a pound of honey under his front porch.. and another pound of honey all around his house... Man! did he ever have a lot of hornets around his place... When he came home from work, I telepathed to the hornets that he was pulling their wings and legs off, and stepping on their queens... Have you ever heard the term, "shidt hitting the fan"..?

[Kyuubi]

when I lived in the country, when I was about 5-6 years old, there was a huge bee hive in one of our barns. At that age I was afraid of bees though, so I mostly stayed away from it.

I wish I could telepath to them that I won't harm them.. maybe I wouldn't get stung should I ever venture near a hive.

[cosmicB]

The moment the bees smell your carbon dioxide breath they attack, because they know that to be smelling an animals breath means that its mouth is too close to the nest... Maybe if we had a breath scent that smelled like pine, or flowers, or poop, or something that doesn't threaten bees, maybe they would just ignore us... Maybe killer bees would too..?

Bees seem to understand English... I was painting a house, and a bee nest was too close, and a guard bee was parked on a leaf a foot from my face, checking me out, and likely primed and ready to sting me for being too close to the nest... I set my finger right beside the bee, and said,"Here, hop on, and have a little rest here. You are most welcome to rest here your majesty. I shall watch over your safety... Instantly the bee lowered its belly o my skin, and rested its beak on a hair on the back of my hand, and went dormant, or "asleep".. and remained there while I used my hands to finish the painting in that area... When I was finished the painting, I softly touched the bee's back, saying "It's time to leave, my little friend"... The little bee stretched its neck and legs, then its wings, looked up at my face, as if to be saying, "That sure was a short rest!"..
It preened a moment, then flew away...

Bees, wasps, hornets, and most venomous critters, are quite friendly if you just give them a little honest respect...
Maybe if we telepathed to a killer bee nest that we were tiny as the bees, hand feeding their queen royal jelly, and tenderly grooming her head hairs..? Maybe they would see you as friend..? Or maybe you would be stung to death..?

[Kyuubi]

Maybe they would see you as friend..? Or maybe you would be stung to death..?

I sincerely hope that it isn't the latter.

[cosmicB]

As a kid, I accidentally stepped on a huge hornet's nest, which was hidden under a pile of tree pruning branches... Then I heard a sound that resembled a laundry washing machine in operation... Then a yellow rope came out of the branches, and toward me... I was slapping at hornets the moment they landed on me, here, there, and anywhere, but too quickly there were too many to keep track of to slap.. so I shook them all off, and did a couple quick jumps away from the attack thread, and stood my ground, and held my hands at my sides, while the attack column of angry bugs came towards me, closer, and closer, and Closer.. I held, and held, and Held with all I had, without peeing my pants... The moment the attack point was two-feet from my face, I shot out my hands lightning fast, slapping the point bugs in a firm flat hand's clap, squishing the point's six bugs, then slowly opened my hands, and pushed them forward palms up and flat, slightly tilted toward the stream of bugs, with the squirming squished warriors showing, and locked it there, showing the rest what had just happened to their best warriors, while I telepathed to the queen that should even one of her warriors stung me, I would clap my hands over her whole nest, crushing her nest and her into quivering goo... Suddenly the whole line of bugs broke up, and they all went back to their home in the twigs... If my defense ploy hadn't been successful I probably would have received a couple hundred stings, more than enough to kill me... oh Yay Sorcery telepathy, and guts!..

If people could catch on to basic mental magic, there would be a lot less accidents with venomous bugs... You just gotta treat living things like they are your equals or better, then you'll get along with everything... Everything but humans that is... Most humes just can't bring themselves to see anything as equals... To most humes other living things are merely only threat, and something they needs to kill ASAP...

Most folks won't believe this, but you can set your finger near a huge garden spider in her nest, and she will taste you, and walk onto your finger, and press her belly to your skin just for the warmth... Venomous critters are as friendly as baby kittens... It just that should they feel threatened they Will defend themselves faster than you can blink...
You can approach a rattle snake, speak "greetings your majesty", and bow your head, holding the bow 8-seconds, then you may be permitted to pet its head and caress its throat... It might even curl up on your leg, if you're sitting with it... But just one tiny wee mistake, which shows even the slightest disrespect, and you are thus invenomated, and on your way to the hospital, or dead... On second thought, it's best humans just stay away from all the critters.. Most of you haven't got the slightest clue about what respect is.. and doing what I do with dangerous critters would only get you dead fast... Best you all stick to petting your pussies, if you've got nice furry ones that don't bite...

[Kyuubi]

I think I want to give this a shot with a snake that can't seriously hurt me first. If it goes well then I'll have the confidence to try it with something like a rattle snake. I will do my best to show respect and not do anything wrong.

[cosmicB]

That's even more tougher than the rattlesnake... cuz garter-snakes and such, are a lot more paranoid, given that they know they don't have venom and fangs.. only defense is just a couple little teeth in their beaks, hissing and shaking their pointy tails at you, and to run away... I still can't even get close to garter snakes, but a rattlesnake any-day!, is like Candy for the Spirit.. cuz playin' with Death gives my Spirit a "hard-on".. I've got Death by its Balls, and a "wiggly finger up its bum".. it knows whose Boss...

My next trick is gonna be to approach a wild cougar, and get it so I'm resting my head against her shoulder, caressing her nape...
Or die trying..? to have left me as her meal, for when I leave this place for my home... If that's how it goes, I would hug her with all my love while she breaks my neck... We've got a switch that shut off pain...

[cosmicB]

HaH! Some attacher bully remote viewer suddenly just started digging in my memories, and up comes that bunch of vile black-closet memories, which still hurt as if they happened yesterday should I focus upon them... I don't like pain!.. I've had enough cumulative pain in this life to suddenly sink a healthy whale to the sea-bottom.. and those asshole aren't gonna stop on their own accord... It's time to take it up a couple notches... what ever that be..? Prepare yourselves Assholes.. Me thinks I can grab your tongue, from reaching up yer arse, and pull you insideout... OHhh! We sure are gonna have a fun pardy together...

I can't stand living in your enforced "hell on earth".. and it's all a mess just cuz you christians feel you have the inherent right and moral needs, to attack another's space and Being, to steal thought material that you do Not have the capacity to even begin to process... You're like a bunch of pesky mosquitoes.. like the northern ontario swamp mosquito.. half an inch long, and wear black leather jackets of beetle skin and wing-covers, adorned with scary spiked chrome buttons, and carry little switch blades, and cuss in four letter words, and like to punch holes in butterflies' wings, for sport... Remote Viewing is STEALING!.. Stealing is WRONG!.. Stealing is why humanity is on its way going into an early extinction... We've lost our Honor, and there's nothing left to live for... Now, everything humans do is about Stealing... The whole money world is legalized demoralized democratized Stealing... Humanity's whole base has been converted to legal theft.. backed by a militarized legal system... We are in Hell!.. It's a global "gestapo" we live in, and it's tightening its noose around humanity's throat, in squeezing every drop it can out of us, while it devours the quality of life as a meal...

HecK! it even illegal to lick yer own arse in Public!.. The forest critters got it a lot better than us.. They've got it Real as it gets... We lost our Real... We've got our own created "reality"... I'm looking at it, and seeing it as an "intelligent" monkey-troop's big view of Life...
They're all only squabbling over money.. and biting each other for money, and because of money.. and fighting each other for money.. and killing each other for money, with money.. Humanity is in an exotic "swan-dive" into extinction in following Money's Archetype down Hell's gullet in embracing our extinction, as I would embrace the lioness breaking my neck....
Humanity's neck is in the panther's jaws... Humanity is its Worst Enemy...



Ohh.. It's not all so bad.. Just go snort another line, and/or take another pain pill, and/or wiggle a couple more fingers up yer bum.. and all the Scary should go away, for another hour, or day..? You've still got tomorrow to look into Life.. ? And your triad-stash is Strong, and government supplied when need be... Have a nice extinction!.. I feel you falling away from me, like my skin is falling-off of me.. like you are "a jet liner, in its initial stages and processes of crashing into your mummy's alabaster palace"... And the panthers jaws are biting down harder and harder.. while the rest of you is out there in the field, dancing around the flowers, sporting grins same like baby after just pushing out a huge fart, plus mess... Hell's Jaws are crunching down on Humanity's neck.. and still everyone claims "there's nothing wrong.. it's just a phase of life".. God will fix it when we tell him to"... Give it a brake!.. Get real!.. Get off your potties, and pull yer fingers out yer bums!... Wake up! while there's still life on this dying planet... You are fading out of sight.. fading out of Life... You just can't see it, in being prisoners of Hell's spirit... I wish I could help you out of your toilet, but it seems you all like things the ways they are..? New stuff makes you have-to think, and thinking hurts your head... I'll never understand humes.. nor why they choose extinction over Life..? Humanity must have gone insane..?