different ways to masterbate

[lovley]

ok use ure cell phone and stick it in ure vagina then call it from your home phone when it is on vibrate

[bloop0]

whats wrong with you people? its called FIND A MAN

[brunettebimbo]

There are some sriously sick people in this thread!!

[ewwww]

I'm a 13yr old girl and have been masturbating since i was 4, i used to hump anything from my dog to my dads car!
Now i like it to be really rough, so after my evening meal there's always some leftovers.As i am the most thrilling and get horny and cum everywhere my sister(17),brother(19),and dad(54) kiss me and lick me for a while, then get a piece of food whether its a potato or nectarine i dont careas long as its big, they shove that up really hard for ages then we go to the garage and they drop me onto the wooden fence posts with my legs wide open we're still trying t get it up but you get a huge orgasm!they started off putting pens up,then deodrant cans,then bottles,thenshampoo bottles,our cars gearstick, carrots, then fruit now trying posts.if we do that we're going to try a carrot nectarine and potato!If you try any of this please write back!

[horney]

i lay down on my stomach and put my hands in my underwear and pretend to hump my hand it feels so good....if that dosent work for you then let your dog like inside there

[Mooncat]

Some of the guests on here tell a good story. The first post is probably by a guy with a vivid imagination.

[superbb]

There are some sriously sick people in this thread!!

Yeah... I may have nightmares after reading these!

[Use me but do't abuse me]

I agree Bim, but I think the cell phone idea might work as long as you put it in a condom or something that wouldn't let the phone get ruined.
I think the fence post thing is a bit much, but I think that there are other girls can do things tat aren't to unreasonable. Like i've done the carrot thing and hair brush thing etc.. I don't think my mum will let me get a vibrator yet, if at all.

[Guest]

i use a clit stimulator and push my pillow real hard against me, its uncotrolable

[hottie sexx. <3]

ok use ure cell phone and stick it in ure vagina then call it from your home phone when it is on vibrate

I'll try it, I am wicked horny

[spikeinator]

I use my fist

Your fist is better than a wood post, what about splinters? In all I think you are makin it all up!

[spikeinator]

ok use ure cell phone and stick it in ure vagina then call it from your home phone when it is on vibrate

I'll try it, I am wicked horny

My old girlfriend used a bannana with a condom. she would also carve large carrots into exotic shapes and use em where they worked best. One bad thing I never got to watch!

[dance lala]

[size=18][/size] ok this is weird but the first time i masterbated i thought that i was sum sort of freak. like it wasnt normal. But my mom got me this book and it talked about masterbated and i realized thats wat i did. i usually use a blanket or pillow between my legs. ik its weird but i guess thats wat sum ppl do. weird but normal :D [/b]

[Virgin101]

as the subject says, can a virgin masterbate or should they F*** first before doing so?

[Virgin101]

ok when i was like 15 years old i started hitting pubert and got horny very often:lol:. my mom babysits kids between 2-4 years of age. is it normal to let a 3 year old suck your C***? please reply

umm how does a 3 yr old do that? do you say 'suck this and a surprise will come out?' seriously dude that's is just wrong